Islamic SMS - Shab-e-Qadr Mubarik

-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
( shub e qadr )
"-.,,_, ...,.....,_,.-"
,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
(* Mubarik *)
"+.,,,,.ho.,,,,.+"

Chand Raat Mubarik - Greeting SMS

,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
( chand )
"-.,,_,RaaT,_,.-"
,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
(* Mubarik *)
"+.,,,,.,,,,.+"

Funny Karachi SMS - Wapsi ka safar ab mumkin nahi Dosto

Wapsi ka safar ab mumkin nahi,
" DOSTO "

Hum Muhabbat mein nikal
chuke hain karachi ki taraf.....
/(',')/
l l>
/ /Oye wapis aja Goli lag jaye ge.

Sab Ko Udaas Kr k RAMZAN Ja Raha Hai

Sab Ko Udaas Kr K
RAMZAN Ja Raha Hai,

Sab Per Luta K Apna
FAIZAN Ja Raha Hai,

Aaya Tha Ghar Hamare
Kismat Hamari Ban Ke,

Bheja Tha Jo Khuda Ne
Woh MEHMAAN Ja Raha Hai.

Alvida Alvida
MAH-E-RAMZAN
!%

Eid SMS - Eid Card for You

"Eid card 4u"
{*|'"'""""'""'""|*}
{*| +""+.+""+ |*}
{*|+ EID +|*}
{*| "+. .+" |*}
{*| "+" |*}
{*| MUBARAK |*}
{*|____HO______|*}
29 ya 30 RÄMZÄN Ko Agr apKo Koi Ye Kahe K Main Ne Apko Sab Se PehLe Wish Kia To uSy Bata Dena K Kisi Chahne Wale Ne Boht PehLe Hi Keh Dia Tha
EiD MÜBÄRÄK..!!

SMS - Hamesha Dosti ki Hifazat Karo

Kehte Hain
Hamesha Dosti Ki Hifazat Karo
QK Dost;..,..,

Nemat B Hai
Dua B
Rishta B
Bharosa B
Taaqat B
Ehsaas B
Mithaas B
Haqiqat B
Muhabat B
Wafa B
Pasand B
Chahat B
Sahara B
Raaz B
Parda B
Phool B
Khushboo B
Umeed B
Or
Muskaan B

A ''ALLAH'' Meray Dost Ko Lambi Umar,
Achi Sehat Or Bohat Sari Khushiyan Atta Farma
Or
Saray Ghamon Se Mehfooz Farma..
**...AAMEEN...*:-*

Eid Mubarik SMS - Piyari "EID" tum jab Bhi Aana

Ay 'EID' is bar jo Aana..!

Sb k Liye Bus 'KHUSHIYAN' Lana...!

Hr Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana...!

Hr Aangan Mein Phool khilana...!

J0 R0AYE hain
Enhein Hansana...!

J0 Rothy hain Enhein Manana...!

J0 Bichray hain Enhein Milana...!

Piyari "EID" tum jab Bhi Aana...!

Sub k Liye 'KHUSHIYAN' Lana.,,!
AMEEN

A really beautiful sentence with a very wonderful meaning

A really beautiful sentence with a very wonderful meaning ,

"We need everything 'Permanent' in a
'Temporary' life."

MEHBOOB Ap K Kadmon Mein

"MEHBOOB Ap K Kadmon Mein"

Agr Apko apni Girl Friend k Past or Future k bary mein janna hai to apni Girl Friend ka number mukamal Naam or Pate k sath mere number par send karein

"TANHA MALANG DUNYA SE TANG"
"HAQ BABA
SACH BABA"
jhoole laal
Thally roti utty daal
Nmbr bhej feir wekh kamal.

History of Red Rose (Ghulab)

History Of GulaB?

Gulab kaise or kaha paida howa?
Jab
Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.W) ke Dant mubarak se lahoo ke qatre zameen par girne lage To
ALLAH ko gawara na howa
K
Uske Habib ka khoon zameen par gire
To
ALLAH ne OHAD ke medan me foran 1 gulab ka poda ugaa diya
Khoon zameen ki bajaye gulab pe gira
Jis se gulab me Aap (S.A.W.W) ke khoon ki khushbu aa gyi

SUBHAN ALLAH

Har kisi ko Send kro as
Aashiq_e_Rasool

Poetry SMS - Bashar Ki Sar Bulandi Me Bhi Koi Raaz Hota Hai

!!Allama Iqbal!!

!! Bashar Ki Sar Bulandi Me Bhi Koi Raaz Hota Hai !!

!! Jo Sir De De Sar-e-Maidan Wohi Sar Faraz Hota Hai !!

!! Jahan Pe Khtam Hoti Hein Hudood-e , AQL-e-Insani !!

!!Wahan Se

" MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)"
Ki '"SHAN"' Ka Aghaz Hota Hai.

Funny SMS - Aik zaruri elan

Aziz Dosto:
Main aj se Baqaida Elaan krta hon,

K Main ne

"Eid Gifts Dosti" k Tohfy
Cash

Cheque

Sweets

Mobile Cards

Prfumes

Waghera Qabool krne ka Aaghaz kr diya hai,To Dair na Krain Rash Se Bchain.

Jldi Krain Wqt Bachaain.

Note:Ye Sahult "Easy Load" ki Shakl mein b Mojud hai';-)

Islamic SMS - Beautiful SMS

"Beautiful
Dua"

Ae Allah..!
Mujhy to sirf Teri Khushi Chahiye,

Dard Kaisa B Ho
Bandagi Chahiye,

Duniya Ki
Koi Khwahish
Nahi,

Aakhrat Ki Bs
Zindagi Chahiye,

Sirf Tere Hi Aage
Haath Phelaon

Aesi Mujhe Be_basi
Chahiye,

Tu Ho Jaye Raazi
Sanwar Jaun
Main,

Mere Malik Teri Raza ki
Aagahi Chahiye,

Main Jhukun
aur Bus
Jhuka Hi Rahun,

IBbadat Me Bus
aisi Aajizi Chahiye,,
[Aameen]

Ay Eid tm jab bi ana

Ay 'EID' tum jb B Aana...!

Sb k Liye Bus 'KHUSHIYAN' Lana...!

Hr Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana...!

Hr Aangan Mein Phool khilana...!

J0 R0AYE hain
Enhein Hansana...!

J0 Rothy hain Enhein Manana...!

J0 Bichray hain Enhein Milana...!

Piyari "EID" tum jab Bhi Aana...!

Sub k Liye 'KHUSHIYAN Lana.
(AAMIN). .

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko ae jawan raah-e-junoon mein

"BEST OF
IQBAL"

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko ae jawan raah-e-junoon mein...!

Tab karega ibadat jab gunnah karny ki taqat na hogi...!

Invitation for Aftaar Party - Funny SMS

INVITATION 4
"AFTAR PARTY"

Dear Friends,

* some text missing *

Thanks:)
. .

Jab Pura SMS Aa Jae To Aa Jana.
Koe Bahana Nahi ChaleGa..;)
ok.

Nafrat ki aag ne kitne gharo ko jala diya hai

Nafrat ki aag ne kitne gharo ko jala diya hai
= =

"Ek bheerr si lagi hai kafan ki dukan par.....!!!
Pray For karachi.

Islamic - SMS, Dua Ka Beghair Roza

Iftar k Waqt Dua na Mangna Aesa hy Jese k Ek Mazd0or ne p0ra Din Kaam Kiya Or apni Ujrat liye Beghair Chala Gaya.

So Plz Pray A lot and remember me as well.

Islamic Message - Qabar ki Pukar

"Qabr ki Pukar"

Ay ibn'e Adam Tuje aj b mene YAD kiya hy

kia Tu ne b mjhe YAD kia?

Sun!
Mere ander ANDHERA h NAMAZ ki roshni lete ana

Mere ander GHABRAHAT he!
Tilawat'e Quran lete ana

Mere andr SANP BICHU hen!
Huzoor ki sun'nat lete ana.

Mere ander AAG hy!
Khof'e khuda ka pani lete ana.

Farishton ko sawalon k jawab mil jayen gay.

Is msg ko apne mobile k sab contacts ko send kro,
kya pta kisi k amal karne se ap ki b bakhshish ho jay

Funny SMS - Har Cheez Meezan mai achi lagti hai

Ye keh kar usne meri Pepsi mai tail daal diya"

Faraz

"har chiz meezan mai achi lagti hai"
(-_-)/
<) ) Dekh yar
/ [ 65 ki lee thi.

SMS - Pathan & Hotel Waiter

Pathan: O, hum is kamre me nhi rhe ga hmko pagal smjha hy kya?
Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa...
.
Waiter:
anni deya andar ty chal ae teri maa lift a.

Funny SMS - Boyfriend ki zarurat

Jin Larkiyon ko"EID" pe Ghomne Phirne k liye ya Apni Friends ko Jalane k liye Handsome se boy Friend ki zarorat ha to wo is num pe Contact Karen "0345*******"

Thank U

Numbr change kr k ksi masom bachi ki EID khrab mat kr dyna.

Funny SMS - Husband & Wife

Wife husbend sy:

Subha jamil bhai office jaty wqt apni wife ko "KISS" krte hen
apka dil ni krta:-(

HuSBEND:

Dil to karta he par jamil bhai sy dar lagta hai. :P

Ay Mah-e-Ramzan Aahista Chal

Ay Mah-e-Ramzan Aahista Chal

Abhi Khaasa Qarz Chukana Hai.

Kuch Khuwab Hain Jinko Likhna Hai

Aur Tabiron Ko Pana Hai.

Kuch Log Hain Ujrre Dill Wale

Un Sab Mein Pyar Basana Hai.

Aur Khizan Rasida Aangan Mein

Ek Aman Ka Beej Lagana Hai.

Kuch Toba Karni Baqi Hai

Aur Rab Ko Humen Manana Hai.

Ay Mah-e-Ramzan Aahista Chal

Abhi Gunnahon Ka Bojh Ghata Nahi.

Abhi Qabar Ka Azab Talla Nahi

Abhi Jannat Ko Bhi Pana Hai.

Abhi Khaasa Qarz Chukana Hai

Ay Mah-e-Ramzan Aahista Chal

Funny Eid SMS

('.') Changa
'<)|(>' Palla Dost
_/''\_ C Mera

Mein Gichi
<')|('>Maror
_/'"\_ Diti

EID da gift nai dita c,Tuse v soch lo 7 din pay ny.

Islamic SMS - Hazoor Pak (SAWW) Ki Adatien

HAZRAT MOHAMMAD (SAL ALLAHO ALEH WASALAM.) ki kuch aadaat

1-chalty waqt nigah neechay rakhty
2- Salam me hmesha pehal krty
3- Mehman Nawazi khud krty
4- Nafli ibadat chup kr krty
5- Farz ibadat sub k samny krty
6- Bimar ki mizaj pursi krty
7- jb khary hoey ghusa ata to baith jaty or baithy huay ghusa ata to lait jaty
8- miswaq krty
9- isha se phlay kabi na soty.
10 kbi khul kr na hansty,sirf muskraty
ALLAHA TAALA HMY B AML KE TOFIK ATA FRAMAY. (AMIN)

Islamic SMS - 27 Shab-e-Ramzan Mubarak

.i.
["] ,i,
["] ,-""''-, .i.
["],(,,,,,,,,,,),,['"],
"x" "x" "x" "x"
AsalamUAlikum
"27 SHAB Mubarak Ho"
"DUA ME YAD RAKHNA"

Breaking News - Funny SMS

:BREAKING NEWS:

Mr.Hamza Naeem
Har SaaL Ki Tarah
Is SaaL B
"EID-UL-FITAR"
APne Aabai Shhr
Lahore" Me Karain gYe
"EID-UL-FITAR"
Ki "NAMAZ" K Baad
Har Khaas-O-Aam Se EID Milen gYe OR Unko EID-UL-FITAR Ki Mubarak Baad Bhi Dain gYe.
Camera Man
Yusaf Raza GiLani
K Sath
Asif Ali Zardari
GEO News Lahore;-)

Funny SMS - Bacha par Zulam

1 asa waaqia, jisy sun k Insan ki rooh kaanp jati h
Magr zalimon k haath na kaanpy
Karachi m
4 saal ka
Masoom Bacha
jo abhi sahi tarah Bol nh sakta tha
Wo Haath jorta raha
Us ki cheekhon se Aasman larz gaya
Magr us k sagy Baap or Bhai ne
Us ki 1 na suni
Or usy zabardasti
..GANJA
kar diya
GARMI jo thi.

Funny SMS - Pakistan to Dozakh, Call Rates

1 admi ne Dozakh se America call ki TO Rs.300 Bill bana.
Dosre din UK call ki to Rs.250 Bill bana.
Phr Kuch din baad PAKISTAN call ki
to sirf 3 Rs. Bill bana.
Ab wo admi buht hairan preshan hua,phr us ne
Farishton se waja pochi to jawab mila:

"Dozakh se Dozakh LOCAL call hy" :-

Alvida Mah-e-Ramzan

Kar ly Ujagar phir sy apny dil mein Zoq e Ibadat

Ay Musalman

K Khair o Bar'kat ka Mahena RAMZAN chla jA Raha he....also pray 4 me

Funny SMS - Meera Dispossible

Actress Meera apna result dekh kar

Kya?

?
...
?

Main fail ho gai
Aur
wo bhi English may?
Dispossible :D

Juma Alvida Mubarak

*Juma Alvida mubarak*
/"\+ _!_ + +
| | _.-"w "-._+(++
| _-" <(_I_)I "-_ +
=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
ÅLLÅH
ÅP PåR HåMèSHå ÅPñi RèHMåTöñ Ki BåRiSH KRè AMEEN.

Itni wafayen ,bhi na krna kbi kisi se

Itni wafayen ,bhi na krna kbi kisi se

FaraZ

"Dil_ki_Gehrai se chaha jaye tu log magror ho jate hain.

Islamic SMS - Juma-tul-Wida Mubarak

Assalam.o. Alaikum
¤Happy last Friday¤
¤of Ramzan¤
.i.
["] ,i,
["] ,-""''-, .i.
["],(,,,,,,,,,,),,['"],
"x" "x" "x" "x" "x"

Jumma.Tul.Wida. Mubarak

Allah ki Raza

Jo Shakhs Apni Qismat Say Khush Hai

Darasal Wahi Insan Khush Qismat Hai

Q K

Woh 'ALLAH' Ki Raza Par Raazi Hai...!

SMS Funny - Mango is yellow

When a MANGO is Yellow It's ready to SUCK.

&

When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for.

NADRA I.D CARD!

Kanjaro...
Mulk dy Halat wakho, mahina wakho, ty apne Jazbat waikho

Funny SMS - Who need boyfriend on Eid?

Jin Larkiyon ko"EID" pe Ghomne Phirne k liye ya Apni Friends ko Jalane k liye Handsome se boy Friend ki zarorat ha to wo is num pe Contact Karen "03454563232"

Thank U

Numbr change kr k ksi masom bachi ki EID khrab mat kr dyna.

SMS - Kanwaron ko Eid Mubarik

Anay wali eid ul fiter mubarak ho.
ALLAH kare ye apki akhri Eid ho.
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Wife k begair!
,__(';')__,
))
/L
Send to all kunwara party:P

Funny SMS - Jandar Larki

"Mat Poocho Uss K
P¡yar Krne Ka Andaaz Ka¡sa Tha"

"Uss Ne ¡s Sh¡ddat Se galy Lagaya k
mera Paadd nikal gya:-o

(",") O teri kher
//>
jaandar larki hy yar;-)

Islamic SMS - Maa ki azmat - Hazrat Ali

=Best Msg Of=
The Day

"Har Wo Din Tumharay Liye EiD Hai,jis Din Tum apni "MAA''
Se muskura k baat karo...!
(Hazrat ALI .)

SMS Islamic - Dua

Jannat maangne ki dua:

Allahumma inni assaluka jannah

Dozakh se duri ki dua:

Allahumma ajjirni minannar'
Jitnay log parhein ge, aap ko utna he sawab milay ga.

Islamic SMS - Gheebat ka Nuqsan

Gheebat krne wala sbse akhir me janat ma jaega (chahy toba b krly)
Wo sbse pehly dozkh me dakhil hoga
Dozkh me uspr kharish ka azab musalat kr dia jaega or uske nakhon taanbay k or nokdar honge js se wo apny chehre or seene ko khurach kr zkhmi krdega
Wo is qadr aaho baka krega k baki dozakhi us se tang ajaenge
Jski ghebt hui wo khud maf krde to ALLAH b maf kr deta ha
islia Agr mene kbi apki gebt ki ho,
ghaliban ki b hogi!!!
to plz mjay maf kr dain...Plz

Funny SMS - Barish ki bondon Ma

Girl:
Barish Ki
Bondon Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,

Sawan K
Mausam Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,

Boy: drama na kr Mujhe Yaad Hai
Teri Chhatri Wapis Deni Hai.

Friendship SMS - A sweet Story

A sweet story

1 larkay ne marne k 3 mint pehle 2 msg kiye

1 girlfrnd Ko

1 dost ko

"me ja raha hun rply fast"

AUR
1st reply girlfrnd Ka aya

"tum kahan ja rahe ho,i m busy baad me milenge"
Ye sunkar use bohat dard hua

2nd msg dost ka aya

"aby kamine akele kahan ja rha ha ruk men b ata hon"

ye parhkar wo larka muskraya or bola aaj phir piyar dosti se har gaya.

so forward to all ur frnds to show that "frndship" is better than LOVE.
I Miss u guys. friends r life !

Logical SMS - An Amusing statment- back on Rikshaw

An Amusing statement written on the back of a rickshaw :-<

" Horn ka istemal kam se kam kren, q k awam so rahi hai....!

SMS- Maa ka liya Dua

*Maa*
*K Liye*
*Dua*

Ya *RAB* Meri *Maa* Ko LazawaL Rakhna

Main Rahon Na Rahon Meri
*Maa* Ka KhayaL Rakhna

Meri Khushiyan Bhi Ley Ley Meri Sansain Bhi Ley Ley

Magar Meri *Maa* K Gird Sada Khushiyon Ka JaaL Rakhna.
Ameen

Ye Dua Meri Taraf Se Har DOST KI
*Maa*K Liye

(AMEEN)

Funny SMS - Love Story

Girl:Im having heart surgery today
Boy:I know
Girl:I lov u
Boy:I lov u more,much more
After surgery
when the girl woke up,only her father is next to her bed
Girl:Where is he?
Father:u don't know who gave u the heart?
Girl:What?
(She starts crying)

Father: shughal kar raha hun tatti karnay gaya hai.

Pappu ka sawal

Pappu ka sawal:
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.
ager ek Teacher akela sab subjects nahi parrha sakta to
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Ek student sab subjects kese parrh sakta hy..? ;-
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Point to b noted..:-

Funny SMS - Dolat-e-Husn

Har shaks par Zakat farz hai.

"Dost"

Tumary pas dolat-e-husn hai tum "Chumiyan" dia karo..!!

Acha abu ma chalti hn phir aaaon gi

Hämari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy

Jäìse Shadi K ßad ßeti ßap K Ghar Aati Hy

(';') Acha aßßu
<)(\main chalti
_// hon phir aaon gi agle haftèy,

Namaz Ki Shan

Namaz Ki Shan

Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se
asman tk
rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai,

Farishty tere chehre ki tarf jamah ho jate hain

Ek farishta pukarta hai k Ay

namazi agr tu dekh ly k tere samny kon hai
or
tu kis se baat kr raha hai to "ALLAH" ki qasam tu qayamt tk salam
na phere.

Please namaz ki pabandi kijiye

SMS - I support Iftar Party

In the current situation of country, I have decided to support only one party and the name of party is
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Iftaar Party ;-)

Funny Poets Poetry

"FARAZ"
Ye kiya ho gaya hy,

Har "DOST" ab kahan kho gaya hy,

Koi nahi pochta Haal-e-Dil
"MOHSIN"

Lagta hy un ka Zameer so gaya hy,

Pehly to Miss call dy diya kerty thy "GHALIB"

Ab lagta hy Mera number
Un say Delete ho gaya hy,

Is SmS ko parh k Ager a jaye msg "IQBAL"

TO samjh lena k is Nazam ka Un par Asar ho gaya hy,

Aur Ager na Aye to samjh lena
"WASI"

Dost ab Tumhara kisi or ka
Ho gaya hy.

Quran ki suraton ka faida

A very nice sms ...
1=Agr ap kisi doctor k Paas nhi jana chahte to sura_FATIHA men hr Bimari ki shifa hy.

2=Agr apki Murad puri nhi hoti to rozana Sura_ YASEEN ki Tilawt kren.

3=Agr Rizq mn Brkt chahye to Rozana Sura_ WAQYA parhen.

4=Agr apko Qabr k Azaab ka dr hy to rozana rat ko Sura_MULK prhen
5=Agr Dunya k hr Jhagre se nijat hasil krni hy to QURAN Pak ki Tilawat ko apni Aadat bnain..

Achi bat phelana sdqa_JaRia hai

Dawat-e-Aftari

Assalaam-o-Alaikum!
Apko Aur Ap k Ghar Walon ko.
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ALLAH Hi Po0chy Ga,
kamal he 21 Rozay guzar gay Abi tak Aftaar Pe Nai bulaya.:-)

Aftari sa Payar

مجھے 'دعوت افطاری' سے پیار ہے .

A Beautiful Saying

"Never design your character like a garden where every one can walk---

REMEMBER

design ur character like the SKY where every one desire to reach"

Funny, Anser to madam

Madam:
Lecture kesa hona chahiye..??

Student:
"APKEY SHIRT JESA"

Madam: What..??

Student:
I mean k zruri cheezain cover hojaen aur sb ka intrest b rhy..:

Funny-Semester Change, Syllabus Change

TEACHER:Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r in luv with other..
What do u think of urself?

Student:
SEMESTER change..
SYLLABUS change.. ;)

Short Funny Answer by Boy

1 bacha school bus me driver k Pechay betha khud Se baten kr rha
Tha
Agr meri maa
Hathni or baap hathi hota to me 1 chota hathi hota
Hahahaha

Agr maa chirya or baap chira hota to me 1 chira hota
Hahahaha

Agr maa sherni or baap sher hota to me chota sher hota
Hahahaha

Driver ko ghussa aa gya or bola: agr teri maa kamini or baap kanjar hota to tu kya hota?

Bacha: phir me bus driver hota
Hahahahahhaha

Defination of Life

"Never Accept the definition of LIFE from Others."
"It is Your life, define it by Yourself, The way You love,The way You hate,The way You sacrificed, The way You forgive."

Because

"No one knows about "YOU" better than "Yourself."

Agr meri shadi aap ki marzi se hoti to aap meri shadi kis se karwaty

One crazy question 4 u.

"Agr meri shadi aap ki marzi se hoti to aap meri shadi kis se karwaty"

frwrd it ur frndz and cousins n get funny rplies.

Join Jutti Chor Group

Chal Chaliye Masjid Di Us Nukarey Jithay Jutiyaan Di Lambi Qataar Howy
1 Tu Chuk Le,
1 Main Chuk Laan,
Saadi Eid Bari Mazedaar Howy
(Plz Join Jutti Chor Group)

Sardar Funny SMS, O he jine sareyan nu aggy laya hoya a.

Sardar G ka Ghora race ma sab se pechy tha. Kisi ne pocha: "Sardar G tumra ghora kon sa ha"? . . . . .

Sardar: "o he jine sareyan nu aggy laya hoya a" ;-)

Is it right that Everything is fair in love & war?

0nce a soldier asked Tipu Sultan:
"is it right that Everything is fair in love & war?"
In an epic sentence Tipu Sultan replied, "its an excuse of English people,
Our tradition is that "Whatever is to b done in love & war,
SHOULD BE FAIR"...

SheeShy Or DOST Me Sirf Aik Hi Farq HoTa Hy

SheeShy Or DOST Me Sirf Aik Hi Farq HoTa Hy

WeSy To DoNo NaZuk Hi Hoty Hen

Mgr

SheeSha GhaLti Se TooT'Ta Hy Aur DOST GhaLat Fehmi Se....

Universty of freshology

Eid pe girlfriend ko shopping karwane se kese bacha jae?
Remember First drink then think,
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Aitekaf main beth ja0.
Sprite,
Universty of freshology.

Never Accept the definition of LIFE from Others

"Never Accept the definition of LIFE from Others"

"It is Your life, define it by Yourself, The way You love,The way You hate,The way You sacrificed, The way You forgive."

Because

"No one knows about "YOU" better than "Yourself."

Seven ways to get Prosperity

Khush haali 7 chezon se hasil hoti hai"

1> Quran ki tilawat se.
2> 5 waqat namaz parhne se.
3> Khuda ka shukar ada krnay se.
4> Ghareeb aur majboor ki madad krnay se.
5> gunah ki mafi mangnay se.
6> MAA BAAP aur rishtedaron se achha salok krnay se.
7> Subah k waqat surah YASEEN Aur
Sham k waqt surah WAQEYA parhnay se.

Plz farward this sms to others & pray for me.

Pepsi Only 65 - New Pepsi Discovery

If
A=1
B=2
C=3
.
.
Z=26

Then look at the discovery
P+e+p+s+i=65
16+5+16+19+9=65
''~..WhaT a disc0very sIr jE..~''

Happy Balance Day

Aaj
Happy BaLance Day hy..

Rs.20=Nice-Frend
Rs.30=Sweet-Frend
Rs.50=Cute-Frend
Rs.70=Good-Frend
Rs.100=Best-Frend

Ab Nibhao "DOSTI"
Hy Koi Mera Sacha Dost..

Khuda kab Kush hota ha?

Hazrat Moosa ne Allah pak se sawal kiya?
Jub aap khush hote ho to kia karte hain?
To Allah pak ne Farmaya
,
1: Jub khush hota hun to Barish Barsata hon.,
2: Jub bohat khush hota hun to beti paida karta hon.,
3: Jub bohat ziyada khush hota hun to logon k Ghar Mehman bhejta hOn.

PEPSI Alphabet Discovery, PEPSI 65 KI

AIf
A=1
B=2
C=3
.
.
Z=26

Then look at the discovery
P+e+p+s+i=65
16+5+16+19+9=65
ab shabash to de d0 itni bri disc0very pe.

Sajda ki Ahmiat

"Apny RAB ko Sjday Zyada Kiya Kro"

"Qk Sjda Gunahon Ko Is Tarah Jhaarta Hy"

"Jaise Hwa Drakht K Patton Ko Jhaarti Hy!
Juma mobarikh.

Samajdar Admi kabi shadi nai karta

Larki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye
.
.
.
.
Baba : Ghar chali ja beti...
Samajdar admi kbi shadi nahi krta.

Safar-e-wafa ki raah maien manzil jafa ki thi

Safar-e-wafa ki raah maien manzil jafa ki thi..
Kaghaz ka ghar bna kay bhi, khawahish hwa ki thi..

Thi jugnuon kay shehr maien taroon say dushmani..
Mashooq chaand tha aur tamana subha ki thi..

Tum ne tou ibadat ka tamasha bna diya..
Chahat namaaz ki thi per aadat kaza ki thi..

Maien ne tou zindagi ko teray naam likha tha..
Shayad mager kuch aur he marzi khuda ki thi..

Dard he dena tha tou pehlay bta daitay..
Hum ko bhi azal say he tamana saza ki thi.

Suntay hain k mil jaati hay har cheez duwa se

Suntay hain k mil jaati hay har cheez duwa se 
ek roz tumhain maang k dekhengay KHUDA se 


tum saamne baithay ho to hai KAIF ki baarish 
woh din bhi thay jab AAG barasti thi ghata se 


ae DIL tu unhain dekh kar kuchh aisay tadapna 
aa jaaye HANSI un ko jo baithay hain KHAFAA se 


duniya bhi mili hai GHAM-E-DUNIYA bhi mila hai 
WOH kyon nahin miltaa jise maanga tha KHUDA se 


jab kuchh na mila haath DUWAAON ko uthaakar 
phir haath uthaane hi paray humko duwa se


aainay main WOH apni adaa dekh rahay hain 
mar jaaye k ji jaaye koi un ki BALAA se!

Meri Zindagi Mujhe Yeh Bata - Mujhe Bhool Kar Tujhe Kya Mila

Meri Zindagi Mujhe Yeh Bata,
Mujhe Bhool Kar Tujhe Kya Mila,
Meri Hasraton Ka Hisaab Dey,
DiL Torr Kar Tujhe Kya Mila,
Tere 4 Din Kay Pyaar Se,
Mujhe Umar Bhar Ka Ghum Mila,
Main Toot Kar Bikhar Gaya,
Mujhe Torr Kar Tujhe Kya Mila

Short Cute Answer

¤ Short Cute Answer ¤

Teacher to student:
beta, aap k papa kya kartay hain . . . ?
Student:
jo mama kehti hain:-)

Is tanhai mei bohot dam ghut raha hai

Is tanhai mei bohot dam ghut raha hai "Faraz

Na jane kon kameena bahir se Washroom ki kundi Laga gaya.
('',)/ KHOL OYE
<(,) Tera mera mazak nai aey .
.,?.,?

Laozi-Failure is the Foundation of Success

Failure is the foundation of success

Success is the lurking place of failure.

Bernard Baruch-those who matter don't mind

Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

President of America @bill Clinton said

As we have throughout this century

we will lead with the power of our example

but be prepared, when necessary

To make an example of our power.

PaK!sTaN Z!nDAbAaD HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

¸.¤*¨¨*¤.¸¸...¸.¤\
\¸.♥ PAKISTAN ♥,\
.\¸.¤*¨¨*¤.¸¸.¸.¤*
..\
☻/
/▌
/ \

PaK!sTaN Z!nDAbAaD HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Abraham Lincoln-You can't fool all of the people all the time

It is true that you may fool all the people some of the time

you can even fool some of the people all the time

but you can't fool all of the people all the time.

PAKISTAN is such a nice Country

PAKISTAN is such a nice country where...

Nobody wants to study in Govt. schools...

Nobody wants to be treated in Govt. hospitals...

Nobody wants to travel by Govt. transport.

Nobody wants to deal with any Govt. department...
But...
Everybody wants
Govt. Job.
.AMAZING.

Benjamin Disraeli-There is no Happiness without Action

Action may not always bring happiness

but there is no happiness without action.

Funny-Replace Electricity with Bhang

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3 ghante tak A.C k barabar thandak poncha sakta hai.
Bijli ke bajae ager her ghar me bhang istemal ki jai to load shedding se jan churai ja sakti hai....!
(Feeka Charsi ki Media se Guftagu)

Quaid ko Salam

Nehru's sister Vija Lakshmi pundit's statement,"if Muslim League had one hundred Gandhi's and two hundred Abual kalams and congress had only one
"MUHAMMAD ALI JINNAH"
India would never been partitioned.. . .
(Happy 14 August) salam Quaid ,, salam Pakistan.

Georges Pompidou said about politician

A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation

A politician is a statesman who places the nation at his service.

Charm is a woman's strength-Havelock Ellis

Charm is a woman's strength just as strength is a man's charm.

Jimmy Carter- Human rights

America did not invent human rights.

In a very real sense ...

human rights invented America.

Funny - Pakistan independence day

1947 Ki Azadi, 1958 Ka Marshal Law,
1965 ki Jang, 1971 Bangla Desh Ki Judai,
77 ka Marshal Law,
99 ki kargil war,
2001 Ke Hangami Halaat,
2005 Ke Zalzaly,
2010 Ke Sailab
AUR 2011 KI
Mehngai
Bhook
Piyas
Khud Kush
Drone Attack
Gas
Petrol
or
Load shedding Se Bachny Wali Zinda Qoum Ko
14 August
Mubarak HO!!!

Khushiyon ka Mulk Pakistan

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE
DAY!!!

.."KHUSHION"..
KA MULK
..*'PAKISTAN'*..

1. Light Aane Ki 'KHUSHI',

2. Bazar Mein Shopping K Baad Zinda Ghar Wapis Aane Ki 'KHUSHI',

3. 'NAMAZ' Parhne K Baad Khud-Kash Hamle Se Bachne Ki 'KHUSHI',

4. Bus Se Utarne K Baad Apne Mobile Ko Apne Jaib Mein Dekhne Ki 'KHUSHI',

5. 'MASJID' Se Nikalte Waqt Chappal Mil Jane Ki 'KHUSHI

...KHUSHION...
BHARA PAKISTAN
. . ."SALAM". . .
.*."PAKISTAN".*.

Poetry is Painting that is felt rather than seen-Leonardo da Vinci

Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt

and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen.

Franklin D. Roosevelt-We cannot always build the future for our youth

We cannot always build the future for our youth

but we can build our youth for the future.

Is parcham kay saye talay hum aik hain hum aik hain-SMS

Mard, aurat aur khusray mein koi faraq nhi Faraazz

Kiun k

?

?

?

?

Is parcham kay saye talay hum aik hain hum aik hain.!
"advance 14 August Mubarak"

Erich Fromm philosophies about Love

Infantile love follows the principle:

'I love because I am loved.'

Mature love follows the principle:

'I am loved because I love.'

Immature love says:

'I love you because I need you.'

Mature love says:

'I need you because I love you.'

JŧHÅÑ-E-AZÂÐÍ MÙBÄRÄK

Abhi tak paaon sy chimti hain zanjeerein ghulami ki

aur Din aa jata hai Aazadi ka, Aazadi nahi aati.

JŧHÅÑ-E-AZÂÐÍ MÙBÄRÄK

Woodrow Wilson said

I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win

than win in a cause that will some day lose!

Baruch Spinoza and Fear Philosphy

Fear cannot be without some hope

nor hope without some fear.

Francis Bacon and certainties

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts

but if he will be content to begin with doubts

he shall end in certainty.

The superior man is easy to serve, but difficult to please

The superior man is easy to serve, but difficult to please

The inferior man is difficult to serve, but easy to please.

Muhabbat Hum Se Karni Hai To Phir Waada Nahi Karna

''Usay kehna''

Muhabbat Hum Se Karni Hai To Phir Waada Nahi Karna

Ye Waaday Hum Ne Dekhy Hain K Aksar Toot Jatay Hain

Muhabbat Hum Se Karni Hai To Phir Zid Bhi Nahi Karni

Zid mai Hum Ne Dekha Hai K Saathi Choot Jatay Hain

Muhabbat Hum Se Karni Hai To Phir Tohfa Nahi Dena

Ye Tohfay Hum Ne Dekhy Hain Bohut Majboor Kartay Hain

Muhabbat Hum Se Karni Hai To Phir Shikwa Nahi Karna

Ye Shikway Hum Ne Dekhy Hain DiLo'n Ko Door Kartay Hain.!

Hadith about Roza

Nabi Akrm S.A.W ny frmaya
Jis ne Ramzan k Rozay rkhay Emaan or sawab ki niyat se to is k pichlay Gunah Mua'af kr diay jate hen
[Sahi Bukhari 1901]

Waris Shah, Ik raat da jaagan bahut okha

(WARIS SHAH)
-----------------
Ik raat da jaagan bahut okha;

Ik jagda dukhi bimar raati;

Ya jaagda chor te thug raati.

Ya jaagda pehraidar raati;

Ya jaagda ishq di ramz wala;

Ya jaagda yar da yar raati;

WARIS Miyan sb hi so jandy;

Bs jaagda "PARWARDIGAR" raati.
Gud nite.

Ye Watan hamara hai tum ho khamkha is main

|=--.._..-=-._.
| ! (* ;
|=--!._..-=-._;
|
|
|

Ye Watan hamara hai tum ho khamkha is main . . . .
Advance
14 AUGUST MUBARAK! ;
;-) ;-) ;-)

John F. Kennedy Quote during Election Campaign

My fellow Americans:

''Ask not, what your country can do for you.

Ask what you can do for your country''

Allah said to hazrat Mousa (A.S)

Allah Azwajal ne
Hazrat Mousa (A.S) se farmaya:
.
Aye Mousa !
Jab Tum Mujh se Kalam krty ho to,
Tumhare
aur
Mere beech mein 70 Farishty hote hain.
.
Magr jab Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W) ki Ummat:
Mujh se Kalam kre gi to, Un k
aur
Mere beech koi nhi hoga.
.
Ye wo Log hn jo
"IFTAR"
k waqat, Mujh se
"Dua"
maangty hain.
.
Main un ki us Waqat ki DUA ko Qabool krta hon
aur
Kbi Radd nhi krta.

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Mah-RaamZan ka DUSRA Jumma Mubarik

c ,!, c
:': ( ) :':
I:':I.:::!!!!!!:::.I:':I
I:':I.II..:"":..II.I:':I

Mah-RaamZan ka DUSRA Jumma Mubarik
Remember Me in Ur PrayerS.

Jashan-e-Azadi Mubarak

\"""\"""""""""\
\ \ ( * \
\___\________\
\
\

Jashne_Azadi Mubarak.
Vekhi sadi yari,
5 din pehle azadi kad mari.

A famous illustration of Cicero

"One should eat to live, not live to eat."

Mao Zedong, war is politics carried out with bloodshed

Politics is war carried out without bloodshed

while war is politics carried out with bloodshed

Juma's Meaning in Ramzan

Assalam-o-Alikum
*Friday Is very lucky Day*

"'"Juma Means"""'

J ; Jama Ho Jao
U ; Ummat
M ; Muhammadi
A ; ALLAH Ki Ibadat k liye

Ramzan ka 2nd 'JUMA MUBARAK'
apni duao mai mujy yaad rakna,

John F. Kennedy says about war

Mankind must put an end to war

or

war will put an end to mankind.

Abraham Lincoln quotes beautiful lines

It has been said of the world's history hitherto that might makes right. It is for us and for our time to reverse the maxim, and to say that right makes might.

Ronald Reagan said about armed nations

Nations do not mistrust each other

because they are armed

they are armed because

they mistrust each other.

Phans jati hain larkiyan hr aik say teri tasvir dekh kar, Funny independence day

¿B-)?Phans jati hain larkiyan hr aik say teri tasvir dekh kar

Ay Quaid teray Mulk ki Bachiyan tujh se boht pyar karti hain

Advanc 14 august mubarik¿:-)?

Thinking of Kalma Tayaba

KALMA TAYYABA k 2 hissay hen.

>Dono men 12, 12 Harf hen.

>Dono Nuqta k bagher hen:

>Pehla hissa
"Maqsad-e-Zindgi" sikhata hai
or dusra hissa
"Tarz-e-ZindGi"

Funny GEO TO AiSEY, Syana Faqeer

"GEO TO AiSEY"
Shadeed barish Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Me Khare They,
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi krwa K Chala Gaya. ;-)

Beautiful Dua

Ay__parwardigar
Tu__Rahmaan
Tu__Raheem
Tu__Ghafoor
Tu__Razzaq
Tu__Kareem
Tu__Qadir
Tu__Qadeer
Tu__Muqtadir
Tu__Ghaffar
Tu__Wahab
Tu__Noor
Tu__Malik
Tu__Qudoos

AEY! Mere__RAB rehmat__farma__
Mere doston pr Mere__Maa__Baap par__
Mere__ Asatza__par
Mere__Behan__ Bhaiyon__par
Mere__Aziz Rishtadaron__par __or__us__par bhi__jis__ne__ye Dua__likhi,
jis__ne__parhi,
jis__ne__suni__or
jis__ne__ hasb_e_tofeeq aagay__bheje ALLAH hr 1 ki parshani dor farmay
(Aameen)

Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty

"Allama Iqbal"

Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty,

Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty,

Ye baat Nahi k Muj ko us Par yaqeen Nahi,

Bas Dar Gya khud ko saheb-e-Imaan kehty kehty,

Tofeq Na hoi Mujhy Ek waqt ki Namaz ki,

Aur Chup Hoa Moazan Aazaan kehty kehty,

Kisi kafir Ne jo Poocha k ye kia Hay Maheena,

Sharam se pani hath main sy gir gya Ramzan kehty kehty,

Meri almari Main Gard se Atki kitaab ka Jo Poocha,

Main Garh Gya Zameen Main Quran kehty kehty,

Ye sun k Chup sadh Li "IQBAL" Us Ne,

Yoon laga jese ruk gaya ho mujhay Hewaan kehty kehty.

Pepsi 65 ki, funny, Usne kaha alam-e-madhoshi me

Usne kaha alam-e-madhoshi me,

Jan aj kuch sitam krdo,

Mjhe kro itna pyar k sb kuch khatm krdo,

Lipat jao mjh se mjhe bhsam krdo,

Mene kaha ajao mri jan aur dorian khatam krdo,

Phr usne kaha ruko...... pehle ye btao ?
.
.
.
Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki krdo?

Funny Ghazal, Pepsi 65 ki kar do

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida krdo
.
Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga usko tum pakka kardo
.
Itna asaan nahi hai is cheez ka pata lagana ay dost
.
"Ky Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi 65 Ki Kardo" :D

Happy Rainy day, maza la

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',",',",',",',LE;'LE;'LE;
,' ,('.')>,'LE;'LE; '; ';
,</ /, ,',MAZA;LE;
,' / / ','BARISH;KA
'.;'JAM;K;MAZA;LE
HAPPY RAINY

Funny Computer system in punjabi

Agr Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To
Welcome = Jee aya nu.
Ok=Ahoo
Insert= pao

Send=Sutto

Download=Thally lao.

Delete= Mitti pao.
Search= Labo.
Run= Nasso.

Syntax Error= Dur fitty mun.

Cntrl Alt Del= Sayappa he mukao

Teri Rehmatoun py munhasir hai har amal ki qabooliyat

Teri Rehmatoun py munhasir hai har amal ki qabooliyat.

@mary Rab@

Na mujy saleeqa-e-iltija na mujy shaoor-e-namaz hai.

A Friend is better than a Boyfriend or Girlfriend

A frnd is beter thn GF/BF coz
-U cn clean ur nose in front of dem ;)
-U cn notice other boys/girls passing :D
-U cn use ur hands 2 eat instead of fork B-)
-U cn sip last drop of ur coffee by making noise wid straw :-p
-U dnt always hav 2 look good & hide ur msgs 4m dem ;)
-U CAN B URSELF widout bothering what dat idiot wil think abt u
bcoz u know dat dey wil always b wid u:-)
So never leave your friends for your so-called love! :)

KHUBSURAT DUA

Aey ALLAH is se pehle K MOUT hume
Ruswa karde

"TU"humare Jism
humari Roh ko acha karde,

Ye jo halat hai humari hum
ne hi banai hai,

Jaisa"TU"chahta hai ab wesa karde,

Humare her Faisle main TERI
Raza shamil ho,

Jo TERA Hukm ho wo humara Irada karde,

Hum mai jo bimar hen unko tu acha karde,

Or jo ye dua Aage bheje uski her jaiz tamanna puri karde..

Aameen

Roza ki tayari karo janab

(-_-) '\(',' )
<) (> //\,
\/ l l

Roza khol k brhay khush ho rahay ho g.subo phr roza hay tyare kryo.

Funny Pepsi SMS

Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi or ki ho gayi

wha wha wha

Jis ko "FARAZ" ne chaha woh kisi or ki ho gayi
"Lo daSso yaaro Pepsi fer 65 di ho gai"

ASCII Rozadaro Sabar Karo

<('_' )>

<( '_')

('_' )>

<( '_')

('_' )>

<( '_')

JitNA MARzi kan lga k sun lo

Magrib ki azan me

abi bohot time hai

Sabar Karo.

Funny SMS - Pepsi 65 ki

Tanki hai bhar gai motor zara band kardo

Wah..!

wah...!

Tanki hai bhar gai motor zara band kardo

Kisne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo

And the game begins.

Parents are Great

Zindgi mein 2 logo ka bohot khayal raakhna,

1.wo jis ne tumhari JEET k liye sub kuch hara ho.
(Father)
2.wo jis ki duaon se tum ne sab kuch jeeta hai.
(Maa).

NIDO piya kro beta, ye calcium ki kami hay

Ye udaas chehra, ye aankhon main nami hay,,,,,
.
.
.
.

.

.

NIDO piya kro beta, ye calcium ki kami hay....!.!

CHOTI MAGAR KHUBSURAT DUA

"1 CHOTI MAGAR
KHUBSURAT DUA"

"YA ALLAH meray wo Gunah maaf farma jo meri duaon ko Qabool nahi honay dety"
(Ameen)

Mörñiñg iz å gift fröm "ÄLLÄH"

Mörñiñg iz å gift fröm "ÄLLÄH"
åftèr å RéstFül Slèép.

Its å Ñèw Chåñcé 2 dö ßèttér
&
Try ågåiñ whèré We Fåilèd Béføré..

Assalam-o-Alaikum.

*SUBAH BAKHAIR*

Four Version of Java, Sardar funny answer

Sardar ji at Microsoft 4 interview 4 a job.
Interviewer: "Which r the 4 versions of Java?"
.
.
.
.
.
,
,
,
Sardar:"Mar Java, Mit Java, Lut Java te Saddke Java" :-

Husband and wife funny joke

Husband:Wht r u doin darling?
Wife:I'm dying

Hsbnd Jumps & says: Bt Sweetheart,hw cn I live without U?

Wife:U idiot! I'm dying my hair

Hsbnd:Bloody English!

Aadatein Mukhtalif Hain Humari Duniya Waalon Se "Wasi"!

Aadatein Mukhtalif Hain Humari Duniya Waalon Se "Wasi"!
.

.

Kam Dost Banaate Hain Par La-Jawaab Banaate Hain....!!!

Pathan Prays from God for Nuswar

Pathan Juma ko masjid mein ro ro k dua kr raha tha:

ya Allah!

Tu janta hy hum pepsi nai peta,

kisi tarah is sal ramzan me naswaar pe 5 rupay kam karwa daY

A Beautiful Hamd, Jo mile Hayat-e-Khizar mjy

A beautiful Hamd

Jo mile
hayat-e-khizar mjy,
Aur usy me
sarf-e-sana kru

Tra shukr phr b ada na ho,
Tra shukr ksy ada kru

Try lutf ki koi had nhi,
Ginu kis tra
k adad nhi

Nhi koi try siwa mra,
Jsy yad try siwa kru

Me bht hi
ajiz-o-be-nawa,
Try aagy mri bisat kia

Me kaha kru
tu suna kry,
Tu diya kry
me lia kru

Try dar pe kham rhy sar mra,
Tri rehmton me guzar mra

Koi bhool ho to Muaaf kr,

Mjy Bakhsh dy jo Khata kru.
(Aameen)

SMS Subclscription for Tehrik-e-Insaf, Imran Khan

During the massive faislabad jalsa Imran Khan has announced an SMS based subscription for tehrik-e-insaf
Send an SMS with ur name and City to 80022 to become a member of PTI, and recieve free important SMS updates and announcements. Imran khan will also send some SMS himself to all subscribed members...

Its a free service... Join, spread and be part of the revolution !!!!
It's subscrptn is max of 3 rupees...thn it is free

Funny aao Batien karien

Aao Baatein Karen:-
Batti chali gai A.
Batti Aa gai A.
Batti jan Wali A.
Batti an Walli A.
Batti nai i?
Batti nai gai?
Batti ja v sakdi A.
Batti Aa v sakdi A.
Batti dim aa rai A.
Batti teiz aa rai A.
Batti aa Q nai rai?
Batti jaa Q nai rai?
Oo gai jay...!
Pyary Pakistan ki Pyari Baatain...
From:WAPDA

True Guidence, Golden Words

True Guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.

It doesn't show everything at once,
But gives enough light for the next step to be safe.

Funny, Alphabets for ?

A for saib

B for Kela

C for ding dong wali Billi

D for our president

E for Hathi

F for Machli

G for Bachi :-)

I for I MISS U

J 4 Jugga Badmash

K 4 catch drop krny waly bhai g

L 4 shair

M 4 badnam hony wali kaki

N 4 nargis kameni

O 4 ullu

P 4 5 rupy kum wali kali bottle

Q 4 Fatima jinnah ka bhai

R 4 laanti qatil angraiz

S 4 tennis wali bhabi :-)

T 4 Bait-ul-khala

U 4 chhattri

V 4 pyar mohabbat ka din:)
W 4 cricket wala pyala

X 4 Dhaanche ki photo

Y 4 Peela

Z 4 ...Totkay wali apa:-

Hanso mat forward karo.
TAALEEM SUB KE LIYE ZRORI HAI...!!

Winning, Losing and Sharing

Relations are all about three things:
Winning, Losing and Sharing.

Winning Trust

Losing Ego

And

Sharing Joy And Sorrow.

So always stay related!

Buzurg ka Jawab

1 Buzurg se kisi shaks ne pucha,
K wo kon si cheez ha jo
1 hy 2 nahi
2 hen 3 nahi
3 hen 4 nahi
4 hen 5 nahi
5 hen 6 nahi
6 hen 7 nahi
7 hen 8 nahi
8 hen 9 nahi.

Bazurg ne muskurate hue jawab diya.

1 hy 2 nahi=Allah

2 hen 3 nhi=Adam or Bibi Hawwa (A.S)

3 hen 4 nhi=
Zindagi k hisay
(bchpan, jawani burhapa)

4 hen 5 nhi=
Asmani kitaben

5 hen 6 nhi=
Namazen

6 hen 7 nhi=
Zamin k tabqy

7 hen 8 nhi=
Asman

8 hen 9 nhi=Jan'nat k Drwazey.

SUBHANALLAHA

Hadith Mubarik Khair-o-Barkat

NABI PAK (S.A.W.W)
Nay Farmaya

Us Ghar Main Bohat
Khair-o-barkat Hogi
Jahan Khana Khanay
K Baad Haath Dho Ker
Kulli Kernay Ki Aadat Ho.
(IBN-E-MAAJA)

Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy

Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy
Agar Sehri k Baad
15 Ghantey Gehri Neend So Lia Jaye
Tou

Iftari ka time ho jata hei;-):-)

Aftari with Me

Aj ke Aftari Mere Sath Karna.
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Bas Aatay Waqt 4 Samosay, Fruit Chat, Dahi Barray Aur Ek Barri Wali Coke Yaad se lete aana.

ok?

Try, True and Trust

When u start your day,
Keep 3 words in your mind.
TRY -
TRUE -
TRUST-

TRY- for better future

TRUE- with your work

&

TRUST- on only "ALLAH"
GOOD.MORNING

Hadith ravi abu Hurarah

حدیث:
راوی:ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ
شیطان آدمی کےسرکےپیچھےرات میںسوتےوقت تین گرہیںلگادیتاہے
اور ہرگرہ پر یہ پھونک دیتا ہے
کہ سو جاابھی رات بہت باقی ہے،
پھراگرکوئی بیدارہوکرالله کی یاد
کرنےلگا،توایک گرہ کھل جاتی ہے،
پھرجب وضوکرتاہےتودوسری گرہ
کھل جاتی ہے،
پھراگرنمازپڑھے
توتیسری گرہ بھی کھل جاتی ہے.
اس طرح صبح کےوقت آدمی
چاق وچوبند،خوش مزاج رهتا ہے
ورنہ سست اور بدباطن رہتا ہے.
[صحیح بخاری.کتاب التھجد]

Funny Sehri

Suna hai pyar krne walo ki neenden urr jati hain,
faraz.

bas jis ki bhi urr gai hain wo mujhe 'SEHRI' mein utha diya kare.
ShukriyA'=-D

Meri khasosiyat kia han

Apke khayl ma konsi cheezen muj me sub se zyada he?
=sabar
=Gussa
=Nafrat
=Saadgi
=Bachpana
=Sanjedgi
=shararat
=zahanat
=Khush ekhlaki
=Masomiat.

Reply must.

Honestly plz
yeh sms sb ko send karein agar 5 answer same aye tu. Wo he bat ap m ho ge.'.'.'.' try
Reply me 1st.

Happy Independence Day

1 kharab

1 arab

1 karor

1 lakh

1 hazar

1 so

1 dafa

I LOVE U

Meri jaan

Mery chand

Mery sohny

Mery pyary

PAKISTAN =)

Aaj sy 9 din k baad 14 August hai.. i think i'm first person wishing you.
"Happy Independence Day"
Na Bijli na Pani,
phir b DIL hai Pakistani.

Larki ki Jughtien

Girl: Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.

Boy: Sorry Main Busy hu, Study kr raha hun..

Girl: Hahahaaa, Bs isi trah k 2, 3 or send kr do..

Sardar without Mind

Wife:
" Sardar g tuwadey dost da intekal ho gya hy, tussi gae kyun nahi?? "

Sardar:
" Kaminay ne menu bulaya hi nahi ":-)

Hadees about Roza

Hadees mubarik
"jis shaks nay jhoot bolna aur jhoot par amal krna na chora,tou Allah ko koi zrurat ni hai k aisa shaks khana peena choray"
sahi bukhari 1903

"hamaray aur ehl e kitaab(yahoodi aur esaai) k rozay k darmyan farq krnay wali cheez,sehri ka khana hai"
sahi muslim:1096

Uniqueness of Darood-e-Pak

Uniqueness of Darood e Pak

>Wahid kaam jo Allah Pak khud b krtay he or apne sath apny bando ko krny ka hukm b detay he

>Aisa unique kaam jis men insaan k Left n Right dono frishty aik sath busy ho jaty hen,Right nekiyan likhny men or Left gunah mitany men

>Wahid kaam jo hamesha qabol hi qabool he

>ik aisa kaam k jisko krny wala kbhi mehroom nhi rehta.

Ek bar dur0od e pak parh k jahan tak ho sakay phela dain! JAZZAK ALLAH.

Choose a number to Answer

Agar mai aapse hamaisha k liye door ho jaon tou aapka last word mere liye kiya hoga?

Choose a Number

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
zara jaldi plz

Reply::::::::

1 = Mat Jao plz
2 = Allah hifazat karey tumhari
3 = I can't live without U
4 = I Love U, jano mat jao na
5 = Mar jana par wapas mat aana
6 = Bus itna hi pyar?
7 = Kiya mere beghair jee lo gay?
8 = Apna khayal rakhna
9 = Jaldi dafa ho jao
10 = Mujhe maar dalo, phir tumhein jana hai chaley jao

Pathan k ghar beta huwa

Pathan k ghar beta huwa!
Pathan ne usse goud main liya!
Us ne sussu kr diya,
Pathan Nurse se bola:
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Baji doosra do ye leek kr raha hai.

Hazrat Ali says

Guftgoo aisi cheez he jis ki waja se Insaan

Ya to dil mein utar jata hay

Ya phir dil se utar jata hay.

Hazrat Ali (A.S.)

Prayer for You

Prayer for you
Aj ....Dua Hai..
Us Khaliq -e- Kainat
Se K ap ki Sari Mushkilat Door kare

Dua Ha Us
"GHAFOOR Ur RAHEEM"
Se ap ko sehat ata kare

Dua Ha
Us
"RAB-UL-IZZAT"Se K apki Hifazat Kare

Dua Ha
Us"GHANI" Se K apko Her Darja Nawaz De
Dua Ha
"MALIK-E-KAINAT"
Se K apko Her"KHUSHI"Se Nawaz De
**AMEEN**

subah bakhair
Good Morning & Have a nice day with in peace ful month of Ramadan.

Sunhairi Batain Funny Wapda

Sunhairi Batain

"Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo"

"Waqt Ki Pabandi wapda. Waloon Se Sekho"

"Acha mehman wo hai jo sath apna hath wala pankha laey"

"Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Generator Ya U.P.S Hai "

"Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Garmi Main Hawa Day"...!!

First Juma of Ramzan Mubarak

First Juma of Ramzan Mubarak
♥◆♥*"•.¸.•"*♥◆♥
جمعه مبارك
♥◆♥*"•.¸.•"*♥◆♥

Pray for Karachi

Nafrat ki aag ne kitne gharon ko jala diya he.

Ek bheerr si lagi he kafan k dukaan per.
Pray for karachi .....

Heart Attack

''Heart Attack"

Islam men sab se pehle Heart Attack
Hazrat Saad bin Abi Waqas R.A
(Fateh Iran) ko hua.
Nabi Pak (S.A.W.W) ne hukum dia k AJWA KHAJOOR guthlion samet koot kr khao, us k bad tmam zindagi un ko dil ki takleef nai hui..
So, jis kisi ko dil ki takleef ho us ko btaein.
Ye sadqa-e-jaria hai.

Pathan ka Roza

1 pathan ne pehli bar roza rakha
dopehr me he nidhaal hogya or F.M fone lagya

Host: je kia sunna pasand krenge?

Pathan: hm ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do plz..

Aisha the mother of Heaven

توھےخاتون جنت کی ماںعائشہ¤
کوئ دنیامیںتجھ ساکہاںعائشہ¤
تیری پاکیزگی وتطھیرکا¤
ھےگواہ خالق دوجہاںعائشہ¤
رب نےقرآن میں خودبتایاھمیں¤
ھم سبھی مومنوں کی ھےماںعائشہ¤
سورۃنورمیںجس کاھےتذکرہ¤ھےاسی نورکی کھکشاںعائشہ¤
کتناآقاوصدیق میںپیارھے¤
ھےاسی پیارکی داستاںعائشہ¤
جوبھی بھونکے تیرےپاک کردارپر¤
کھینچ لینگےھم ایسی زباںعائشہ¤
تیرےحجرےکی عظمت کا کیاذکرھو¤
خودگواہ ھےمکین ومکاںعائشہ‎¤‎

SIMPLE and SMALL Commitments for Ramzan

SIMPLE and SMALL Commitments for Ramzan

1. Think before speaking - to avoid lie.

2. Don't see movies for time passing - Read sentence wise Translation of Holy Quran.

3. Don't waste Dua time by opening TV before Aftaar - It's time for acceptance of Dua.

4. Avoid anger cum conflict with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution, remember you are fasting.

May Allah enable us to reap ramzan benefits.

Its Very Happy Day

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Its very
Happy day to
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!!.Good moarning.!!

Masjid k loty wapis kr dy Khuda k liye

Trasta hai Dil Teri Sadaa K Liye
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa K Liye.

Hum aur kuch nhi mangty tum sy

Bs...?

(',') Masjid k loty
wapis kr dy
KHUDA k liye....

Logon mein sb se bura wo ha

"Logon mein sb se bura wo shkhs hai jo 2 chahron wala hai
kuch logon k pas jae to 1 chehray k sath or dusron k pas jae to dusray chehray k sath"
(muslim,663)

Apni DUA k kuch Alfaaz Mere naam karna.

Tum EBADAT k Lamhon me Mera 1 kaam krna

Har SEHRI se phle
Har NAMAZ k bad
Har IFTAR se phle
Har ROZY k baad

Sirf

Apni DUA k kuch alfaaz Mere naam karna.

Be-Zäbänö Kö Jb Wö Zäbän Detä H,

Be-Zäbänö Kö Jb Wö Zäbän Detä H,

Parhne Kö Phr Wö Qürän Detä H,

Bäkhshne Pe Aye Jb Ummät K Günähön Kö,

Töhfe Mä Günähgärön Kö RAMAZAN Detä H.!

RAMZAM MUBARIK

Rasool (P.B.U.H) ne Irshad Farmaya (Ramzan)

Rasool (P.B.U.H) ne irshad farmaya!
"ALLAH ne farmaya:abn e Adam ka her amal is k liye he sawae rozy k,keh wo sirf mere liye he or me hi is ki jaza dunga or roza aik dhal he bs jb tm me se kisi ka roze ka din ho to wo fohash bat kre,na shoro gul machae or agr koi usy gaali dy ya larai kre to keh dy me roze daar hun."
Bukhari 1904,al soam
Muslim:1151,al syaam

Do not make Fun with Roza

Dear Muslims as u know ROZA is da important part of our ISLAM but through funny sms it is showing that ROZA is just an irritating thing. like these type of sms "Rozaydaro..
hosla rakho",
"jb zindagi 4 din ki he,to ramzan 30 din q" etc,etc
remember dis,
it makes very negative impact on our religion!
"O you who believe! Fasting is prescribed for u as it was prescribed for those before,so that you may fear ALLAH"(2:183)
N v r making fun of it?So plz keep avoiding all type of sms which makes a fun of ROZA.!! just do 4wd..2 wake up da Muslims.

ASCII 2 Raamzan Mubarak

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*ALLAH BLESS U*

ASSCI Ramzan Mubarak

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MUBARIK HO.v

Diil ki gehraion sa RAMZAN MUBARAK

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"* Dil ki *"
*Gehrayon*
"*... se.. *"
"*....*"
Apko or aap ki zindgi say wabsta tmam logon ko RAMZAN MUBARK.

Ramzan ka Chand Ho Mubarak

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RAMZAN KA CHAND Mubark ho...

Hawa Ko Khusbo "MUBARAK"

Hawa Ko Khusbo
"MUBARAK",

Fiza Ko Mausam
"MUBARAK",

Dilon Ko Pyar
"MUBARAK",

Aapko Hamari Taraf Se,

("*RAMZAN
MUBARIK *")

Ramazan¤Mubarik

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's
Peace,love,joy & good health
Ramazan¤Mubarik

Chäänd Se Röshän Hö Rämzän Tümhärä

Chäänd Se Röshän Hö Rämzän Tümhärä

Ibäädät Se Bhärä Hö Rözä Tümhärä

Här RÖZA ör NÄMÄZ Hö Qäbööl Tümhäri

Ye Hi ÄLLÄH Se Hy
DUÄÅÄ Hämäri.
Advance Happy Ramzan

Ap sab ko meri taraf se
Mah-e-Ramzan ka chand
Mah-e-Ramzan ki amad
Mubarak ho.
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Aur Allah is mah main hum sab ko rozey rakhney or sachey dil se ibadat karney ki toufiq de.

Ramdan Mubarak

Ramadan Kareem!
May Allah shower his countless blessings upon u n ur family!
Ameen!
Remember me in ur prayerz!

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,

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Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,

CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,

Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,

"Ramzan MUBAARAK" kehtay hain.

Heart is the Greatest Cheater in the World

Heart is the greatest cheater in the world.
It makes thousands of different excuses to stay in touch wid the person you love
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Gud morning
God Bles U

Have a Nice day

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◆☺mrиιg☺◆

◆☺нανє☺◆
◆☺α☺◆
◆☺иιcє☺◆
◆☺dαy☺◆

Shaban ka Pegham Ramzan

السلام علیکم !
میرانام شعبان ہے میرےپڑوسی
رمضان آپکےگھر آرھےہیں
اپنی بیوی روزہ
2بچیاں سحری،افطاری
اور3پوتیاں رحمت،برکت
اورتوبہ کےساتھ
امیدھےآپ ان کا خوب اکرام
کریںگے
یہ مہمان آپکےگھر
30دن رہیںگے اورعیدکی فلائٹ پرواپس چلے جائیںگے
ان کا خیال رکھنا
بہت بہت شکریہ