Funny, Daal hi Gir Gai

Wife:
Mehman aa rhy hain or ghr mei Daal k siva kuch nae hy
Husband:
Jab wo aen to kitchen mei 1 bartan girana Mai pochun to kehna QORMA gir gya,phr dosra girana or kehna BiRYANi gir gai.to mai kahun ga chlo Daal hi ly aao

Mehmano k aney k bad Bartan girny ki awaz i

Husband:
Kya hua?
Wife:
Daal hi gir gai.