A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife."
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added:
"She was my mother"
Applause & laughter!
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An engineer tried to crack this at home.
After a drink,he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife"
Standing for a moment,trying to recall the second half..
By the time he gained his senses,he was on a hospital bed,recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral:
Don't Copy, if you can't Paste.. ;)
