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Pathan to Waiter - Double Insult - Funny SMS

Waiter:10 ropay tip to meri insult hai!

Pathan:To phir?

Waiter:20 ropay to dain

Pathan:Nahin yara, ham tumhara double insult nahin kar sakta

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