Pathan and Touch Screen Bakra

Pathan: Yeh Bakra kitne ka hai?

Aadmi: 38,000 Ka.

Pathan hairan ho kar:
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Touch screen wala hai kya.

Maa ki Azmat

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ماں کے لئے سب کو چھوڑ دینا
لیکن
سب کے لئے ماںکو مت چھوڑنا
کیوں کہ جب ماں روتی ھے . .
تو فرشتوںکو بھی رونا آجاتا ھے یہ میسج اتنا سنڈ کرو جتنا تم اپنی
ماں سے پیارکرتے ھو.

Acha Log Bhence kI manind han

اچھے لوگ بھینس کی مانند ہیں
جو سوکھی گھاس کھا کر بھی قیمتی دودھ دیتی ہے.
جب کہ برے لوگ سانپ کی طرح ہیں. جو میٹھا دودھ پی کر بھی ڈس لیتے ھیں.
سيدناشیخ عبد القادر جیلانی

Zilhaj ka Chand Mubarak

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«`'·.¸. ZILHAJ ¸..·'´»
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Remember me in prayerx...

Advance Bakra Eid Mubarik - Qurbani ka Janwar

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Kaisa hai ?

50,hazar ka lia hai

Ghumanay nikla tha socha apko bhi dikha doon.

Fiker mat krna gosht bhi "send" karon ga...

Advance eid mubark.

Na Jaane Ye Matti Ka Insaan Itna Maghroor Kyun Hai

"Itne Pyar Se Chaha Jaye To Pather Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hain"SAQI...

"Na Jaane Ye Matti Ka Insaan Itna Maghroor Kyun Hai...?"

Na Jaane Ye Matti Ka Insaan Itna Maghroor Kyun Hai

"Itne Pyar Se Chaha Jaye To Pather Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hain"SAQI...

"Na Jaane Ye Matti Ka Insaan Itna Maghroor Kyun Hai...?"

Aatish-e-Dozakh banya, to banaya kiun????

"Tu"nay"Kyun"bnaya"tha"aatish"e"dozakh"

"aay"Khuda"Mujh"ko"ek"
>"d0st"<
"ki"muhabat"hi"kafi"thi"jalane"K"liye"

Tery Na hone se hr Cheez adhori se lagti hai

"Tery" Na hone se kuch b Nahi badla

Ye suraj b wahan se hi Nikalta hai

Asman pe tary b chamakte hain

Or chand ki chandni b hoti hai

Hawa b chalti hai

Darya b behty hain

Phool b khilte hain

In Mein khushbu b hoti hai
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Na jane Q tery Na hone se hr chez adhori C lagti hai

Hr subha, Sham C lgti hai

Hr Muskan udas C lagti hai
Hr Mehfil anjan C lgti hai

Hr darkan
bejan C lagti hai
SUCH
To ye hai k sari dunya VEERAN C lagti hai.

Islamic meaning of English Alphabets - Lesson of ABC

A=ALLAH se dro
B=Bismillah se shuro kro
C=Chughli na kro
D=Deen sikho
E=Ehsan kro
F=Farz ada kro
G=Ghussa mt kro
H=Haj ada kro
I=Ilm hasil kro
J=Jannat talab kro
K=kalma prho
L=Laa-ilaha-illallah
M=Muhammad-ur-rasool-Allah
N=Namaz parho
O=Omra karo
P=Parda karo
Q=Quran per amal kro
R=Roza rakho
S=Shukar ada karo
T=Tauba karo
U=Umid rakho
V=Vazoo sy rha kro
W=Wqt ki kadar Kro
X=Xtra nafil prho
Y=Yakin kro Allah pr
Z=Zakat ada kea kro

Three most Miser (Kanjoos) Persons - Funny Message - SMS

1 buzurg frmaty hen k ma nay 3 logo sy zyada bakheel kisi ko nhi paaya

1. wo shakhs jo purana kapra pehnay jab k os k paas naya kapra ho.

2.wo shakhs jis k paas khana ho or phir b km khaye.

Phir chup ho gay, yahan tk k aankhon mn aansu aa gay

kisi ny pocha 3sra kon hy ya hazrat?

Wo buzurg ronay lgay. Hichkian nikal gaen.or behosh ho gay. phir kaafi dair k baad farmaya
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3sra wo jis k paas balance ho msg package ho or wo phir b msg na kray...??

Heart Touching Good Morning

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"GOOD MORNIN

"GOOD MORNING"

"GOOD MORNING"

Best Wasi Shah lines

Meri Saltanat Main Dekh Kar Qadam Rakhna..

"WASI"

Q K Meri Dosti Ki Qaid Main Zamanat Nahi Hoti!. .

Heart Touching Story

Ek bache ka dost somandr mei doob k mar gya.
Wo roz samandar kinare jata or khara ho jata lehrain ati or us ke pair bhiga kar chali jati.
Or woh roty-roty samandar se kehta k "kitnay bhi paoon chu lo par mai tumhe kabhi maf nahi karun ga" . :-(

Ashfaq Ahmad writes in book "Zaviya"

Achi baat to sab ko achi lagti hy jab tumhe kisi ki buri bat b buri na lage to samj lena tumhe us se MOHABBAT hy.

Tajurba insaan ko galat fesly se bachata hy.
Magar
Tajurba galat fesly se hi hasil hota hy.

Izzat dil me honi chahiye lafzon me nahi.
Narazgi lafzon me honi chahiye dil me nahi.

Khush naseeb wo nahi jis ka naseeb acha hy.
Balke khush naseeb wo hy jo apne naseeb par khush hy.
Hv a blessed life!

Ans this Logical Question - What is Answer?

Question:
Aik kisan kuch darjan keley (bananas) shehar baichne k liye laya.
Us ne adhay foran baich diye aur adha darjan thori dair bad baich diye.
Us k pass aik darjan keley bachay.
Woh kitne darjan keley shehar laya tha?

Answer:
3 darjan (36 bananas)

How to get Goal - which way is better

Agar raasta khubsoorat hai to pata karo k kis manzil ko jata hai.
Lekin
Agar manzil khubsorat ha to raastay ki parwaah mat karo!

The Mosque always under Clouds - Mosque Ghamamah

Dunia main aisi Kon c Masjid hai jis pe hr waqt badal chhay rehte hain...

Ans. Masjid' e 'Ghamamah (Badlon ki Masjid)
Madina Sharif... Aap (S.A.W.W)
Ne yahan ''Namaz-E-Istisqa'' ada ki thi. Tab Barish howi Or aj tak wahan Badal chhaye rehtay hain.
SUBHAN ALLAH

Wo Kagaz Ki Kashti - Wo Baarish Ka Paani - Best Ghazal

Yeh Daulat Bhi Le Lo Yeh Shaurat Bhi Le Lo
Bhale Cheen Lo Mujhse Se Meri Jawani
Magar Mujhko Lauta Do Bachpan Ka Sawan
Wo Kagaz Ki Kashti, Wo Baarish Ka Paani
Muhale Ki Sabse Purani Nishani
Wo Budhea Jise Bache Kehte The Naani
Wo Naani Ke Baaton Me Paarion Ka Dera
Wo Chehre Ki Jhuriaon Me Sadion Ka pehra
Bhulae Nahin Bhool Sakta Hai Koi
Wo Chotti Si Raaten Wo Lambi Kahani
Kaadi Dhoop Me Apne Ghar Se Nikalna
Wo Chidia Wo Bulbul Wo Titli Pakadna
Wo Guddia Ki Shaadi Pe Ladna Ghagadna
Wo Jhuloon Se Girna Wo Gir Ke Sambhalna
Wo Peetal Ke Chaalon Ke Pyare Se Tohfe
Wo Tuuti Hue Chudion Ki Nishani
Wo Kagaz Ki Kashti Wo Baarish Ka Paani
Kabhi Ret Ke Oonche TilooN Pe Jana
Gharoonde Bana'na, Bana'ke Mitana
Wo Masoom Chahat Ki Tasvir Apni
Wo KhwabooN KhilaooN Ki Jageer Apni
Na Duniya Ka Gam Tha Na RishtoN Ke Bandhan
Baree Khoobsurat Thi Wo Zindagani

Sar oncha or Nazrien nechi rakho

"Apna Sar Oncha Rakho k Tum kisi se nhi darte Lekin Apni Nigahain nechi rakho ta k pata chale k Tum ek Baa IzaT Ghraney se Taluk rakhte ho"

Laga Kar Hont Kisi K Daman Ko Hum Dag_Dar Nhi Krte

Agr Choomna Hi Maqsood Ho To Nazron Se Choom Lia Krte Hain"

*~SAGAR~*

"Laga Kar Hont Kisi K Daman Ko Hum Dag_Dar Nhi Krte''

Iblees or Wali-e-Islam - islamic SMS

.Ek WALI Se Iblees Ne Kaha:
Tujhe ALLAH Pe Boht Yaqeen Hai Na,
Tu Oonche Pahar Pe Charh Ja Aur Chalang Laga De, Phir Dekhte Hen K Tera ALLAH Tujhe Bachata Hai K Nhi.?

WALI Ne Kaha:
Ae Shaitaan mardood ! Tu Dafa Ho Ja, Ye ALLAH Ka Kaam Hai K Mujhe Aazmaye, Mera Kaam Nhi K Main Us Ko Aazmaon.
SUBHANALLAH.

Pathan with Chicken - pathan funny SMS

Pathan:-Roti ka 1 tukra khud or 1 murgi ko khila raha tha.
Dost: Ye kya kar rhy ho?
Pathan:-Hm khandani ameer log ha.
Roz chicken k sath roti khata ha.

Similarity Between Friends and Popcorn

Doston aur popcorn me kya similarity hai...?????
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Dono ko thorha sa jalao to mo phula kar beth jaate hein...

fwrd it to all ur popcorns.. :)

Qualties of Best Friend - How to found Best Friend

GOLDEN WORDS
( 1 ) Dosti karne se pehle surat ko nahi serat ko dekho,
( 2 )Acha dost wo hai jo tumhen khush dikh kar khush ho
(3) Asal dost wo hota he jis se door reh ke be mhbt ho
(4) Dost k kadar karo kyun ke dosti bohat azeem rishta he
(5) Dost ko nasihat akele me karo
Or
Tareef mehfil me.
*Dedicated to all lovely frnds!
[friend ship is very beutifull gift of life]

One say love you to Greedy Girl

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U

LARKI:
Sachi

Larka:
Muchi

Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:
Sorry Baji,
Wrong Number.

KAASH Duniya ki Ranginiyo Se kuch is trha chutkara Mil jaye

KAASH Duniya ki Ranginiyo Se kuch is trha chutkara Mil jaye...

Ham hon MADINE ki Gali May
Or ROZA-E-MUBARAK Per dam nikal jaye... (AMEEN)

Gham k Aanso thy jo Khushyon k Bahany Nikly

Sham k saaey jo suraj ko chupany nikly

Hum diye le k andheron ko jalany nikly

Or to kon tha jo jurm-e- baghawat karta

Aik hum hi thy jo ye rasm nibhany nikly

Sheher men dasht men sehra men bhi tujh ko paya

Ae gham-e-yar tery kitny thikany nikly

Chand nikla to main logon sy lipat kr roya
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Gham k aanso thy jo khushyon k bahany nikly

Pathan Fails in Biology Practical - jao tm bhi Fail

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attend Krty Huye.

Examinr Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai,
Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..?

PATHAN Bola :
i Don't Know..

Examiner : You Are Fail,

Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
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PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao.

Bat krta hai
Ja0 tm b fail :-)

Hieght of Shame - Father in Bus

1 larki bus stop pe naqaab me kharri hoti he

Aadmi bike pe aya or kaha

Lift chahiye kya?

Larki bOli:

"Toba Abbu me hoon"

Be Parda Aurat - Islamic SMS

"Be Parrda Aurat Allah Ke Nazdeek Koi Izzat Nahi Rakhti"

"Aurat ki Bepardgi Mard ki Behayai ka Saboot he"

"Mard ki gerat ka andaza us ki aurat k parde se lagaya jata hai"

Silent SMS for all Muslims - Bush and Obama planed to kill 140 million Muslims with Katrina Kaif

1 Latifa jo haqiqat biyan karta hai,

"Bush or Obama 1 baar mai bethy thy,

1 muslim larkay ne pucha tum log ab kya program bana rahe ho?

Bush: 3rd Aalmi jang ka program hai, Is martaba hum 140 Million Muslims Or KATRINA KAIF ko marenge,

Boy: Katrina Kaif ko Q?

Bush Ne Obama ki taraf dekha or kaha:
"Dekha! Mai ne kaha tha na k 140 million muslims ko Qatal karny ki waja koi nahi puchay ga".

?A silent msg for all muslims?

Paindu ki Shadi or Paindu Guest

1 Paindu ki
Shadi pe sb
Paindu hi Aye
Huay they,
Khana start
Hua to
1 Paindu ne
Plate mei
Tissue paper
Dekh kr socha
Shayed ye b
Koi Khane wali
Cheez hai

Jb wo Tissue
Paper utha kr
Mounh mei
Dalne laga to
Us k sb dost
Onchi Awaz
Mei Boley

Oyey Na
Khawein
Phikka Ee

Hazoor S.A.W.W ka nazdik sab sa afzal kam

Abdullah Bin Masood Rz.A Farmatay hen Mene Rasoolullah Sal-Lal-Laho Alaihe Wasallam se pocha, Kon sa Kaam sab se Afzal hay, Ap Alaih Salam ne Farmaya:Namaz ko Waqat par Adda karna, Mene Pocha Phir Kon sa? Ap S.A.W ne Farmaya:Waldain se Naik Sulook krna, Mene pocha Phir kon sa, Ap S.A.W ne Farmaya:ALLAH k Rastay mai Jihad krna (Muslim, H#252, Kitab ul Iman

Always give respect to Others even They have no mercy for You

Har KISI k SATH Naram Rawaiya Rakho

Un Logo K Sath B Jo Tumhare Sath BAD-MIZAJ Hon

Is Lye Nhi K WO Ache Nhi Hen

Bal K Is Liye K TUM To Ache ho..

Hamesha dosti ki Hifazat karo - It is a God gift

Hamesha "DOSTI" Ki Hifazat Karo
Q K "DOST"

Nemat B Hai

"DUA" B

Rishta B

Bharosa B

Taaqat B

Ehsaas B

Mithaas B

Haqiqat B

Muhabat B

Wafa B

Pasand B

Chahat B

Sahara B

Raaz B

Parda B

Phool B

Khushboo B

Umeed B

Or

Muskaan B

A ''ALLAH'' Meray "DOSTON" Ko Lambi Umar,
Achi Sehat Or Bohat Sari "KHUSHIYAN" Atta Farma
Or
Saray Ghamon Se Mehfooz Farma.

....AAMEEN....

DENGUI SA NAHI ALLAH SA DARNA KI ZARURAT HA? SILENT WORDS? CAN YOU HEAR?

Jo log dil mai Allah ka khouf nahi rakhtay Phir Allah un k dil mai us cheez ka khouf paida Farma Deta hai jisay insaan haqeer se haqeer tar samajhta hai,

Jaisay ka "Machhar" Aaj insaan ek machhar k haathon itna zaleel ho raha hai k apne ghar mai bhi mehfooz nahi

Ye waba nahi Allah ka Azmaish hai Magar hum log bajaye is k,k Allah se apne gunahon ki maafi maangen sachay dil se touba karen

hum apni naaqis aqlon se bachaao k tareeqay dhoond rahe hain.Aaj jitna rush hospitals mai hai agar yehi rush masjidon mai aa jaaye tou INSHAALLAH yeh azaab ALLAH ki rehmat se khatam ho jaye ga!

wish Funny gud morning to your Friends - Good morning SMS

:":":":GoÖod Morning:":":":

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Ab kya Neeche NÄSHTA, dhond rahy ho!
keh to diya
"GooD Morning''

Kalma Tayyaba ka wazahat - Islamic Faida

KALMA TAYYABA k 2 hissay hen.

>Dono men 12, 12 Harf hen.

>Dono Nuqta k bagher hen:

>Pehla hissa
"Maqsad-e-Zindgi" sikhata hai
or dusra hissa
"Tarz-e-ZindGi"

Payari si Subha ma Payara sa Gud Morning

'*Is*' '*Pyari*' '*C*' '*suba*' '*K*'
'*Pyary*' '*Se*' '*Mausm*' '*Mai*'
'*Pyari*' '*C*' '*Hawaon*' '*Mai*'
'*Sb*' '*Se*' '*Pyare*' '*dost ko*
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*Good morning*

Top six Difference Between Real Friends and Fake Friends

Difference between Real and Fake friends!

FF:Never care 4u when u r far.
RF:Never care 4u when u r near.

FF:Calls ur name sweetly
RF:Calls u always with stupid silly names

FF:Never seen u cry
RF:Cry with u

FF:Will never hurt u.
RF:Hurt u often with 1000's of apologies.

FF:Know a few things abt u.
RF:Can write a book abt u

FF:Would ignore this message
RF:Will send this 2 all real frendz
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Do Din ki Zindagi hai kia karo gay ulajh kar - Poetry Lines

Do din ki zindagi
hai kia karo gay
ulajh kar,,

Raho to phoolon
ki manind,,
bikhro
to khushbo ban kar...

Fifa announced 2018 Worldcup in Pakistan - Naseebo Funny Song for Ronaldo

FIFA has Announced 2018 Worldcup in Pakistan..
Naseebo Lal will sing the Official song...

"Meray Foot Ballaan Nu Hila gya Ronaldo,
te GUJRAAN nu agg lag gai''

Pathan in Airplane with Airhostess - Funnu SMS

PIA ki flight mein Captain anouncment k baad mike Off krna bhooL gaya,

Capten apne
co-pilot se :

Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga

ye sun kr 1air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai

Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga.

Dil jo Tota to ahh Nikli - Humdardiyan, khaloos, dilaasay, Tasalliyan

Humdardiyan, khaloos, dilaasay, Tasalliyan
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Dil tootany ke baad tamashay buhat huwe....

Quran ka Kalaam ki Azmat / Taqat - Urdu SMS

قرآن کی طاقت

سورۂ یاسین قبر کےعذاب سےبچاتی ہے-

سورۂرحمن امیرکرتی ہے-

سورۂ واقع بھوک مٹاتی ہے-

سورۂالملک قبرمیں روشنی کرتی ہے-

سورۂ الجاثیہ ذندگی میںامن لاتی ہے-

Allah ka nam Par da do Baba - A Silent MSG for All

Aik Ghareeb admi Fruit WaLe Ki Dukan Par Gaya
or
Kaha:

"ALLAH" Ke Naam Pe 1 Aam De Do
Dukandar Ne
1 GaLa-Sarra, Kharab Aam ghareeb Ko De Dia
Phir
Us ghareeb Ne 20,Rupy NikaLy
To
Dukandar Ne us Ko 2, Ache or Behtreen Aam Dye.

Ghareeb Ne Aasman Ki Tarf Dekha
or
Kaha:"Ay ALLAH"!
Dekh
Tujhe Kya Dia
or
Mujhe Kya Dia

This Is A SiLent MSG 4 ALL....

Waqt Insan Se Zameen Bhi Cheen Liya karta Hai - Ghalib Poetry

Mat kar Aasman ko Choney ki Hasrat

* = *Ghalib* = *

Waqt Insan Se Zameen Bhi Cheen Liya karta Hai..!

Maa ki Azmat ko Salam - Pray for my Mother

Jab"MAA"apni "AULAD"k liye "DUA"krti hai to "ZAMEEN"or "AASMAN"k darmyan k sare "PARDY"uth jate hain
Or"ALLAH"wo "DUA"khud sunta Hy
"SubhanAllah"
Meri MAA ka liye Dua kren k Allah unko sahat or tandrusti de or unka Saya kaim rakhe.

Ameen

Today's Interesting Game - Answer in one Word

Srf 1 lafz mein jawab likhiye..

Q. Zindagi?
A
Q. Parents ?
A:
Q. Cell?
A:
Q. Shaadi?
A:
Q. Friends?
A:
Q. Baarish?
A:
Q. Nafrat?
A
Q. Music?
A:
Q. Pyar?
A:
Q. DilL?
A:
Q. Chaand?
A:
Q. Raat?
A:
Q. KhoobSoorat?
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Q. Me?
A:
Reply must.

Girl friend ka inkar par aik Ghazal

Is tarhan sy sataane ki zarurat kia thi
Kamini dil ko jalane ki zrurat kia thi

Jo nhi tha Ishq to keh dia hota,
Apni owqat dikhane ki zrurat kia thi.

Maaloom tha agr ye khuwab toot jayenge,
Manho0s phr nend me ane ki zrurat kia thi.!

Ishq pr lagti rahegi hr daur me pabandi
Ek aashiq ki watt lagwane ki zrurat kia thi.!

Maan lo agr ye yaktarfa mohabat thi
To phr nafsiyati aurat.!
Mujhe dekh kr muskrane ki zrurat kia thi

Bhulany se jo Bhulay Na Vo kahani chor Jaon ga - Poetry SMS

Bhulany se jo Bhulay Na Vo kahani chor Jaon ga

Zamany Me teri
Ankhon Me pani chor jaon ga

Lipat kr dair Tuk dar-o-diwar se Log roynge

Me aisi sog me lipti jawani chor Jaon ga

Mitao gay kahan Tak Tum Meri yaden meri baten

Me har 1 mor pr apni nishani chor jaon ga

Mery ye lafz mr k b mujhy marny nai denge

Me chup ho k b Lehjey ki rawani chor jaon ga

Kuch is tarha se Niklu ga teri Dunya ko Thukra kr

Me dushman k b chehray pr herani chor jaon ga.

Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc. But nothing to measure Love - Why?

A Sweet Story.
Once a girl askd a boy:
Why we hav units 2 measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc. But nothng 2 measure Luv, Trust, Frndship. Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu enj chawlan na mar main date tay aya wa physics da paper dain nai :-D

Bhulay Shah - Zehr Veikh Ka Peeta te ki Peeta

Bhulay Shah,

Zehar veikh k pèéta te ki pèéta,

ISHQ soch k kèéta te ki kèéta,

Dil de k Dil lain di ääs rkhi,

PYAR eho jeya kèéta te ki kèéta.

Self-Discipline begins with the mastery of your thoughts - Inspirational Quotes

Self-Discipline begins with the mastery of your thoughts...

If you don't control what you think,
you can't control

what you do...!

"Larki" jab roti hai to wo ankho ki bjaye Monh par Q hath rakhti hai ?

"Larki" jab roti hai to wo ankho ki bjaye,,,
Monh par Q hath rakhti hai..??

reply..??
all boys And girls ko send karo or maze k answer suno... Reply musT

Sardar & his Wife - Funny Punjabi SMS

Sardarni:
janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai,

sardar:
O Shukr Kr Gas Hai,
Petrol Honda Te America Ne Qabza Kr Lena c..

Wapda emloyes facing marriage problems - Funny Wapda SMS

Larka rishty k lye larki k ghr gaya,

larki k Walid sb: beta kya naam ha?

Larka: jee faraz

Walid: mashallah! kitna prha ha?

Larka: jee MBA kiya hai

Walid: Bht khoob! kahan rhty ho?

Larka: jee Gulshan e Iqbal me

Walid: mashallah mashallah! kya krty ho?

Larka: jee WAPDA me job krta hun

Walid: Uth begairat teri wja se me kal Apni Begum Ki shalwar pehan k nikal gya tha w0 B Ulti :-

(,")/ Dafa h0ja
/ \ yahan se

Good Morning SMS In Punjabi Language - Punjabi Gud Morning

Pawy Ghussa Karo

Pawy Rowo

Pawy PiTTo

Pawy Rola Pao

Pawy Abbey Nu Dasso

Pawy Mobile Torr Deyo!

Assi Tey Es Time Hi "Good Morning" Kehna aay.::-)

Breaking News - Women can Rob Your house - Try to Beaware

Breaking news aj kal kuch Aurten gharon me macharmar spray karne k lye arahen hen or wo spray gharwalon ko behosh kardeta he or wo auraten asani se ghar ki safaya karjati hen please kisi ajnabi aurat ko ghar k under dakhil na hone den.please forward to all.

Wishing You Happy Birthday - Today is Your Day

Today is your day.
Its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today. I wish u all the best.
''--..Happy birth day..--''

Gunahoon ka Bawajood - Allah pak ka Ihsan

اســــــــــــــلام
علیـــــــــــــکم
ورحمتہ اللہ وبرکاتہ

بندہ جب گناہ کرتا ہے، اللہ تعالی اس وقت بھی اس پر چار احسان فرماتا ہے.

اس کا رزق بندنہیں کرتا

اس کی طاقت سلب نہیں کرتا

اس کے گناہ کو ظاہر نہیں کرتا

اس کو فورا سزا نہیں دیتا

اےانسان! تو پھر بھی ایسے احسان کرنے والے کی نافرمانی کریگا؟

Pathan ki Soch ko Salam - Pathan Urdu Funny SMS

ایک پٹھان کو پوری رات مچھروں نے بہت پریشان کیا:
پٹھان کا دماغ گھوما...
پٹھان نے زھر پی لیا اور بولا...
اب کاٹو سالو،سب کے سب مرو گے

Inspirational Happy Birthday - Born to Death - Birthday SMS

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)

I am So Beautiful - Funny Poetry SMS

Lafzon ki banawat mujhe nahin aati
ay DOST...!

"I am so beautiful" sedhi si bat hai...

(,")/
<)) Oye pani
//_ phenk..
Lgta hy Kuch jal raha ha?)

Get Up - Its too Late - Morning SMS

(\ /)
(~_~)oye.!
(")(")suttay pay
o jee...

Toba toba
Koi any dair v sonda ay..

Chalo uth jao jaldi..
Bari soni suba ay,

"GOOD MORNING";-)

Sitaron Ki tarha Haamesha Muskarata Rehna - Sweet Morning for You

*. Sweet .*
*. Morning .*
*. For You .*
*. .*. .*. .*
Hamesha MUSKURATE rahain
In Sitaron ki tarha
*.*.*.*.*.*.
"ASSALAM O ALAIKUM"
SUBHA BAKHER

The Day of Beauty - Khusurati ka Din

Baray afsos ki bat hai Pura din guzr gya Sab ne wish kya mujhy Magar ap ne mujhy wish nahi kiya.
kya ap ko nahi malum k Aj

"KHOBSURAT"
Logo ka Din hai.

Gustakhi-e-Rasool (P.BU.H) pa Jaan bi Qurban - Call Free to Block Website against Rasool (P.B.U.H)

" Explode your Spirit "

Ksi bhi website Per
Hazrat Muhammad (P.B.U.H) ki Shaan main koi gustakhi dekhen to foran itLa dain.

email:
complaint@pta.gov.pk

Ph: 08005505 (free call)

Is message ko apni poori phone book per send karen. Ye aapki duty hay

Sardar Funny SMS - Flirt SMS

Sardar da putar: Abba Main Suneya ay k Maan pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee ?

Piyo: Kuttay deya putra jiven tu "luk luk" ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah hunda ee.

A very Meaningful Line for a true Relation

A very Meaningful Line for a true Relation.

"Hurt Me with Truth, but ..

Never Satisfy Me with a Lie"
:-T

Dengue Machar sa Firyaad - Siyassi SMS

Tujhy tery paida krnay waly ki qasam
Aey Dengue
.
¤machar¤
.
Bas 1 dafa Zardari ko larr ja;->
.
.
.
.
Jo is sms ko Aagy send kray usy chorta ja.

Have a Nice day - Ascii SMS

(""""'"")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___) ssalam
,;*""*;,
|| ||
"*,,,,*"
(""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)laikum
,;*""*;,
¡| ,--,
"*,,,,* o o d
("""\ /"")
) |\\__//| (orning
(__) \__/ (__)
(""'') ("")
) (==) (
(___) (___) a v e
("""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)
(""""") ("")
) ("\\) (
(___) (_____) i c e
("""""'*,
) D )
(_____,*" a y

UDAASI Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay

"UDAASI" Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay

"""'DOST""""

Koi Nazar Andaz Kary To Kitna dard hota hy

Muhabat Ki Shma Jla Kar To Dekho

Muhabat Ki Shma Jla Kar To Dekho

Zra Dil Ki Dunya Sja Kar To Dekho

Agar Ho Na Jay Muhabat To Kehna Zara

Mera Nambar Mila Kar To Dekho

Girl in Proffessor Room - Flirt SMS

1 larki profesor k room mai enter huyi

Girl: me exams mai pas hone k liye kuch b karun ge

Profesor:
acha
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Idhar aao.
Mere pas betho
.
.
.
Or
.
.

.
.
Books khol kr tayyari karo.

na PUTTAR na mulk day halat wekhy ney
Bs feer sudar jao....:-)

Dost ka Matlab

" DOST ka "
" MATLB "

D: Door rehkar bi jo pass ho.

O: Ouron se jo zyada khass ho.

S: Sabse piyara jiska ehsaas ho.

T: Taqdir ko jiski
talash ho.

Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Me Rehna

Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Me Rehna

Kisi K Pas Rehny Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aesa Ho.......!

Assalam-o-Alikum and Gud Morning

(""""'"")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___) ssalam
,;*""*;,
|| ||
"*,,,,*"
(""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)laikum
,;*""*;,
¡| ,--,
"*,,,,* o o d
("""\ /"")
) |\\__//| (orning
(__) \__/ (__)
(""'') ("")
) (==) (
(___) (___) a v e
("""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)
(""""") ("")
) ("\\) (
(___) (_____) i c e
("""""'*,
) D )
(_____,*" a y.

Funny Student answer in Anger - Urdu SMS

ایک بچہ گھر سے مار کھا کر غصے میں سکول جا رہا تھا راستے میں کسی نے پوچھا بیٹا پڑھنے جا رھے ھو " لڑکا " نہیں مس سے نکاح کرنے جا رہا ھوں.

Munni or Shila ka Veer ho tum - Flirt SMS

Waise to
bare aziz ho
" TUM ",
Mgr na jane
kiya cheez ho
" TUM "
Na koi phone
Na koi sms

Aur nakhre
aise karte ho jaise,
'MUNNI or shela K veer "ho" TUM

Namaz ka dus (10) Faidy - Islamic Namaz SMS

Namaz k 10 Faiday

1.Chehre pay Nooraniyat,
2.Dil ka noor,
3.Jism ki raahat,
4.Qabar me saathi,
5.Nuzul e Rehmat ka zariya,
6.Aasmano ki chaabi,
7.Meezan me wazan,
8.Allah ki raza,
9.Jannat ki keemat,
10.Aag se bachao ka zariya.
Bahyo namaz parho or dawat dia karo.

Starting of the Day With the name of Allah - Islamic SMS

... اسلام عليكم ...
... صبح بخير ...

"سبحان الله وبحمده
سبحان الله العظيم"

لااله الا الله محمدالرسول الله.

خوبصؤرت صبح كا آغاذ الله کے نام سے جو بڑا مھربان نھایت رحم کرنے والا ھے.

Dengi machar sa Bachao - Sucide Attack - Rehman Malik

ڈینگی سے بچنے کا راستہ پاکستانی حکومت نے نکال لیا.
ایک مھچرکو ماردو
اسکےجنازےکے ساتھ سارے مچھر جائیںگے
وہاں ايك
خودكش دھماکہ کردو اور الزام القاعدہ پرلگادو
اب مچھربھی مریںگے
اور
ڈالربھی ملیںگے.

(رحمان ملک)

Beautiful Saying of Hazrat Ali (R.A) - Islamic Best SMS

"Dua apne lye Mangna ibadat hy 0r dusron k lye Mangna khidmat hy"

" Ibadat se jannat mlti hy 0r khidmt se KHUDA."
(Hazrat ALI R'A)

Lafzon ki banawat mujhe nahin aati ay DOST - Funny Poetry SMS

Lafzon ki banawat mujhe nahin aati
ay DOST...!

"I am so beautiful" sedhi si bat hai...

(,")/
<)) Oye pani
//_ phenk..
Lgta hy Kuch jal raha ha?

Sarda in Pizza Shop - Funny Sardar SMS

Sardar pizza leney ek pizza shop py gya,
Shop wala:-"sir pizza k 4 piece krney hain ya 8?"
Sardar:- 4 kar de yaar, Pta nai 8 khady v janday nay k nai....!!

Exchange your Heart with Dog to live in Pakistan

Mareez:
Dil K Opration K Baad Mujhe ZARDARI Acha Lagnay Laga Hai,

Kia Main Pagal Ho geya Hon.?

Doctor:
Nahi,,!
Tumhen Jo Dil Lagaya Hai
Wo
"KUTTAY"
Ka Hai.