Pathan Funny Joke - Falling From Bicycle

Pathan Motorcycle pe Larki k samney zor say gira or Sharmindagi se foran hi khara hogaya
Larki:Oh My God! Ap ko lagi tu nai
Pathan:Nai Hum aisy hi uterta hai.

Pathan ka 1 lakh ka Inam - Funny Pathan Family

Pathan apni family k sath care main ja raha tha Motorway Police ne pathan ko rok k kaha,
Aap ne seatbelt bandhi hui he
is lye Aap ko 1 Lakh inaam dya jata hy,
Aap is inaam ka kya krogy?
Pathan:Main is inaam sy apna driving licence bnwaon ga
Pathan ki maa boli:Iski bat ka yaqeen mt kro Ye shrab p k kuch b bolta hy,
Uska baap nend se jaga aur police ko dekh k bola:
Mujhe pta tha k chori ki car me Hum ziada door nhi ja skte
digi se awaz i:
Khan Sb!
Hum ny border paar kr lia kia?
Hay o pathan;-)

Sardar Funny

Pathan: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?
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Sardar: watty maaroo watty.

Funny Punjabi

Aik Pathan apny punjabi Dost sey:

yara hmny suna hy k pnjabi hr baat mei gali de k bat krta hy
Punjabi Dost:
"O nai yar tenu kery kanjar ny keh dita ay.
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;-)