5 Chezen Qismat walo ko milti han - Flirt SMS

5 chezein kismat walon ko milti hain,

1.Pisti kutti,

2.Aseel kukarr,

3.Liyaari majj,

4.Lal amrood,

5. wadday kanna wali desi bakri.

Sardar's Iterview from Girl

Sardar to g¡rl:
Tus¡, kithay tak parhay ho..??
g¡rl: 'B.A'
Sardar:
wah! g wah!
2 hi 'Lafz' parhay, te 0 v putthay...

Sheikh Funny Joke - Give Me Ring On Marriage

SHEIKH apni hony wali bivi sy ,
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Shadi py apko kia gift doon.?
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Bivi :1 ring dy dyna,
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SHAIKH :- Mobile py ya.,
P.T.C.L py...?:-

Reports Got Mixed Up

Dr: Your Reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has ASTHMA or AIDS.
Husband: Now what?
Doctor: Send her for jogging.
If she returns don't Fuck Her..!

Agr Me Kahon Mujhy Tumse Mohabat hy

Boy:
Agr Me Kahon...
Mujhy Tumse Mohabat hy,
Meri Bus Yehi Chahat hy
To Kya Kaho Gi...??
Girl:
Me Tumse Kahungi, is Baat ko Agr Tum...
Mujhe Ghuma Phira k Kehte,
Kahin Khaana KhiLa k Kehty,
Mujhy Mobile Dila k Kehty,
Usme Balance Dalwa k Kehty...
TO ACCHAAA HOOTTAAAA...

Sardar's Funny Story - Falling from Minar-e-Pakistan

Srdar:1 Wari Mai Chota jya Hunda C Main
Minar-E-Pakistan to Dig Piya C,
2nd Srdar:Fair Marr Gya C K Bach Gya C?
Srdar:Minu Ki pta Main Ty chota jeya HONDA C.

Pathan Funny Joke - Falling From Bicycle

Pathan Motorcycle pe Larki k samney zor say gira or Sharmindagi se foran hi khara hogaya
Larki:Oh My God! Ap ko lagi tu nai
Pathan:Nai Hum aisy hi uterta hai.

Dirty Funny SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

Funny Most- Bill Gates rejected by American Development Bank

1990 American Devlopment Bank Ne "BILL GATES" ko 2 lakh ka Qarza dene se inkar kya tha,
2001 mein "BILL GATES" ne us bank ko khreed lya.

0ur aaj 30-7-2011 Ufone walo ny mera loan reject kya hy 10 Rupees ka...

U just wait n watch. . .
(",)
<))>
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Na Na Mafi deny ka sawal hi paida nhi h0ta..

Aik kam tha ap say

Aik kam tha ap say.......
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Ye Nuqtay to Gin k Bta den....?

Pathan ka 1 lakh ka Inam - Funny Pathan Family

Pathan apni family k sath care main ja raha tha Motorway Police ne pathan ko rok k kaha,
Aap ne seatbelt bandhi hui he
is lye Aap ko 1 Lakh inaam dya jata hy,
Aap is inaam ka kya krogy?
Pathan:Main is inaam sy apna driving licence bnwaon ga
Pathan ki maa boli:Iski bat ka yaqeen mt kro Ye shrab p k kuch b bolta hy,
Uska baap nend se jaga aur police ko dekh k bola:
Mujhe pta tha k chori ki car me Hum ziada door nhi ja skte
digi se awaz i:
Khan Sb!
Hum ny border paar kr lia kia?
Hay o pathan;-)

Funny Dua Ki Appeal

"DUA ki Appeal"
Plz ignore Mat karna
Roz kitny faltu Msg krty Ho
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1 Bachi jis ki umar 22 Saal Hai
Bohat Pyari Hai
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DUA kren k wo Mere Sath set Ho jæ
Aameen ;)

Funny, Molvi Khutba Deta Hoa

1 molvi khutba dety huy:
Aaj kal ki urtain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain,
Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy
unki tangen nazr ati ha,
unki kamr nazr aati hy
Peche se awaz ai
Molvi sb juma parhao,
mahol na bnao...:-)

Educated Children in Pakistan

Baap: Mere 4 bche hain
1 ny MBA
2nd MA
3rd ny PHD ki hy
4TH chor hy
Frnd:jo chor ha use ghar se nikalty Q nhi?
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Baap: woi to kmata hy,
baaqi sab berozgar hain

Pechkas Phara Chotaa

Sochta hun teri
ROOH mein utar kar dekhoon
"DOST''
Konsa purza hai jo tujhy sMs krnay nhi deta...
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<)(> Paech-kas
_/\_Phraa chotyyy

Ek Chote Bache ki Masum c Dua

Ek chote bache ki masum c dua
Ya ALLAH,
Is saal boht sare kapre bhej den please...

un sab ghreeb larkiyon k liye.

jo mere BHAI k Computer main hain.::-D

Funny Student's Miss

Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
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Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hoti..

Chalo Ab Anda(Egg) Tm Do

Murga Murgi Se:
I love u jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch b Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do.

Rescue 1122

.Wife:
Aaj mere tann mann main Aag laga do,
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Husband ne patrol phenk kar Aag laga di,
Moral :
"Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz main karen" :)
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FROM: Rescue 1122.

Sardar Funny

Pathan: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?
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Sardar: watty maaroo watty.