Sardar's Iterview from Girl

Sardar to g¡rl:
Tus¡, kithay tak parhay ho..??
g¡rl: 'B.A'
Sardar:
wah! g wah!
2 hi 'Lafz' parhay, te 0 v putthay...

Sardar's Funny Story - Falling from Minar-e-Pakistan

Srdar:1 Wari Mai Chota jya Hunda C Main
Minar-E-Pakistan to Dig Piya C,
2nd Srdar:Fair Marr Gya C K Bach Gya C?
Srdar:Minu Ki pta Main Ty chota jeya HONDA C.

Dirty Funny SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

Sardar Funny

Pathan: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?
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Sardar: watty maaroo watty.

Sardar Interview

Interview K Din Sardar Say Poocha Gyaa K:
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"Pakistan 14 August aur India 15 August Q manaatay hain?"







Sardar:
"Bus Aiwain chawlan marda ne,
Zid Baazi, Hor Ki..."

Sardar Ka Janaza

India Main Sardar K Janazey Pe Sardarni Rotae Huae:
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Diva Na Batti
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Bijli Na Pani
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Vey Tu othey Tur Gya Jithey Aata Na Rooti
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Beta Maa Se:
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Amma Kidrey Abba PAKISTAN Tey Nai Tur Gya.