Jab 5 second ki Muskan se Photo achi ho sakti hai to

"Jab 5 second ki Muskan se Photo achi ho sakti hai to
Hamesha
muskurane se zindagi achi kyun nahi ho sakti.??"
So keep Smiling..!'
Alwaz b hapy.

Funny Most- Bill Gates rejected by American Development Bank

1990 American Devlopment Bank Ne "BILL GATES" ko 2 lakh ka Qarza dene se inkar kya tha,
2001 mein "BILL GATES" ne us bank ko khreed lya.

0ur aaj 30-7-2011 Ufone walo ny mera loan reject kya hy 10 Rupees ka...

U just wait n watch. . .
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Na Na Mafi deny ka sawal hi paida nhi h0ta..

EK GHAM KO LY KR BAR BAR ROTY Q HO? - Joker Advise

Ek jokar ne logon ko ek jok sunaya to sub log boht zyada hansy~
Us ne wohi jok phir sunaya to kam log hansy~
Us ne wohi jok phir sunaya to koi b na hansa~

To phr~
usne~1~boht khubsurat bat kahi~
AGR TM LOG~1~ KHUSHI KO LY KR BAR BAR KHUSH NAHI HO SKTY
TO PHR?
EK GHAM KO LY KR BAR BAR ROTY Q HO?

"F R I D A Y"

"F R I D A Y"
F=FARZ ada karo
R=RAB ko razi karo
I=IBADAT dil se kro
D=DAROOD kasrat se parho
A=ALLAH se mango
Y=YAD rkho sab ko apni DUAON me.
"JUMA MUBARAK.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum

Kyu chalti hy pawan?
bcoz of evaporation
kyu ghome hy gagan?
bcoz of earth's rotation
kyu machalta hy mann?
bcoz of disorder in digestion
kyu ghome har disha?
bcoz u have poor sense of direction
kyu hota hy nasha?
bcoz of drug addiction
kyu ati hy bahaar?
bcoz of change in season
kyu khota hy qarar?
bcoz of taking tension
q hota hy pyar?
bcoz of opposite gender attraction..
Science xplaind !
Ab mat bolna
"NA TUM JANO NA HUM"!:-P

Challenging Question

Challenge
Har Jumle may 1 'Fruit' ka Naam chupa hy find it !
1= Qasai boht dair me aya
ans.
2= Hira amir ki behan hy
ans.
3= ye pajama naya hy
ans.
4= Shahana aram kr rhi ho gi
ans.
5= Meri ammi ke lambe baal hain
ans.
6= Mujhe na riyal chahiyen na hi dollar
ans.
7= wo tou boht shareef admi hy

Funny Question

Koi 1 parinda choose kro to ham apko bta sktay hain k apki aqal kitni taiz hay.
Lion
Fox
Elephent
Got
Tiger
Camel
Reply fast.
REPLY SMS:
In ma sa koi bi parinda nai ha;-)

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko ae jawan raah-e-junoon mein

AlLaMa iQBaL SaYs:

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko ae jawan raah-e-junoon mein.
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Tab karega ibadat jab gunnah karne ki taqat na hogi.

Silver Nitro Oxide Caused Cancer

Medical research authority of US have found new cancer in human being caused by silver nitro oxide..
whenever you buy recharge cards dont scratch wid nail as it contain silver nitro oxide coating and can cause skin cancer...
share dix msg to ur frndx...plz