My Morning Wish

My Morning wish..
Is not a Formality or Due to Free Msg..
It's the Art of Saying that I Remember U at My Starting of the DAY..
GOOD MORNING

Sardar's Iterview from Girl

Sardar to g¡rl:
Tus¡, kithay tak parhay ho..??
g¡rl: 'B.A'
Sardar:
wah! g wah!
2 hi 'Lafz' parhay, te 0 v putthay...

Sheikh Funny Joke - Give Me Ring On Marriage

SHEIKH apni hony wali bivi sy ,
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Shadi py apko kia gift doon.?
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Bivi :1 ring dy dyna,
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SHAIKH :- Mobile py ya.,
P.T.C.L py...?:-

The Mystery of Happiness - Superb Way to Happyness

Happiness cant be found
when u seek it 4 urslef but
when u give it to others
it wil find its way back to you.
Thats the mystery of Happiness.

Reports Got Mixed Up

Dr: Your Reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has ASTHMA or AIDS.
Husband: Now what?
Doctor: Send her for jogging.
If she returns don't Fuck Her..!

SMILE DAY - Send it to Your Love Ones

V r celebrating "SMILE Day"
(',')
<)(= Ise Ap
_l/_usko send kro jinhe ap kbi udas nhi dekhna chahty
Mene to kr dia
Allah apko pori dunya ki khusyan dy..Aameen.

Subha ki Taza Khabarien

" Good Morning "
Aaj Ki Khaas Khabron K Sath Main Hoon Ap ka dost. . . . . . . .!
Sab Se Pehle Headlines:
I Miss u
& I wish u to
Have a Nice Day
Or ab Tafseel:
Aaj Bhi Rozana Ki Tarha SMS Ki Bonda Bandi Jaari Rahe Gi.
Call Aany Ka Bhi Imkaan Hai
Or
Miss Call K Baadal Bhi Mobile Pe Chaye Rahen Ge.

Funny Dua Ki Appeal

"DUA ki Appeal"
Plz ignore Mat karna
Roz kitny faltu Msg krty Ho
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1 Bachi jis ki umar 22 Saal Hai
Bohat Pyari Hai
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DUA kren k wo Mere Sath set Ho jæ
Aameen ;)

Pechkas Phara Chotaa

Sochta hun teri
ROOH mein utar kar dekhoon
"DOST''
Konsa purza hai jo tujhy sMs krnay nhi deta...
('.')
<)(> Paech-kas
_/\_Phraa chotyyy

Ek Chote Bache ki Masum c Dua

Ek chote bache ki masum c dua
Ya ALLAH,
Is saal boht sare kapre bhej den please...

un sab ghreeb larkiyon k liye.

jo mere BHAI k Computer main hain.::-D

Funny Student's Miss

Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
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Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hoti..

Chalo Ab Anda(Egg) Tm Do

Murga Murgi Se:
I love u jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch b Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do.

Sardar Funny

Pathan: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?
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Sardar: watty maaroo watty.

Naseebo With Mili Naghma

Noor Jahan ki wafaat k baad is dafa Jang ki surat me "Mili Naghmy" Naseebo Laal gaaey gi
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Ae watan k sajeelay "GUJRO".,
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Dushman ki manji me Daang pher do..!

Geo Wapda

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Changi pali nend ai c
A pakha kiny chla dita
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O band kro enhon. Adat nai hun ehdi.
Geo WAPDa

Bas 1 Hi Tamanna Rakhta Hun Main Apnay DiL Me

Bas 1 Hi Tamanna Rakhta Hun Main Apnay DiL Me..!!

" Dosto "

Muhabbat Say mera sms parho Warna  waro panday ma.
Hahahahaha.

Girls Face With Lots of Colour

The Minimum area with Maximum Number of Color Paints..??
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"GIRL'S FACE"

Student Funny Answer

Techer:
Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega?
Stdnt:kch b ni
Techer:
Tum Hisab ni jante
Stdnt:
Sir ap us chawal ko Nhi jante.
;-p

Funny Question

Koi 1 parinda choose kro to ham apko bta sktay hain k apki aqal kitni taiz hay.
Lion
Fox
Elephent
Got
Tiger
Camel
Reply fast.
REPLY SMS:
In ma sa koi bi parinda nai ha;-)

Jis Ko Zinda Nahi Rehna Wo Muhabbat Kar Lay

(-:Beautiful Poetry:-)

Hum Ney Aaghosh-e-Muhabbat Sey Yeh Sikha Hai sabaq!!
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Jis Ko Zinda Nahi Rehna Wo Muhabbat Kar Lay