Sardar Interview

Interview K Din Sardar Say Poocha Gyaa K:
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"Pakistan 14 August aur India 15 August Q manaatay hain?"







Sardar:
"Bus Aiwain chawlan marda ne,
Zid Baazi, Hor Ki..."

Sardar Ka Janaza

India Main Sardar K Janazey Pe Sardarni Rotae Huae:
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Diva Na Batti
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Bijli Na Pani
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Vey Tu othey Tur Gya Jithey Aata Na Rooti
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Beta Maa Se:
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Amma Kidrey Abba PAKISTAN Tey Nai Tur Gya.

Funny Punjabi

Aik Pathan apny punjabi Dost sey:

yara hmny suna hy k pnjabi hr baat mei gali de k bat krta hy
Punjabi Dost:
"O nai yar tenu kery kanjar ny keh dita ay.
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;-)

Govt School Ka Bachay

Private School K Bachy Zoo Mai

Look The Monkey Is Sleeping, Let's Not Disturb Him.

Govt School K Bachay

O Weikh Tera Peyo Sutta Peya A, Leya Onu Watta Mariye!

Funny Student

Sir to student: Jo cheez tumhein tang ya
pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!
Student: Chal fer mera puttar bar nikal Shabash...