Sardar's Funny Story - Falling from Minar-e-Pakistan

Srdar:1 Wari Mai Chota jya Hunda C Main
Minar-E-Pakistan to Dig Piya C,
2nd Srdar:Fair Marr Gya C K Bach Gya C?
Srdar:Minu Ki pta Main Ty chota jeya HONDA C.

Pathan Funny Joke - Falling From Bicycle

Pathan Motorcycle pe Larki k samney zor say gira or Sharmindagi se foran hi khara hogaya
Larki:Oh My God! Ap ko lagi tu nai
Pathan:Nai Hum aisy hi uterta hai.

Pakistan ki Badhali ka hal

Pakistan mein maujoda crruption, mehngai or badhali k maslay ka hal kis k pas hei?
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Zardari k Security Gaurd k pas... ;-)

Pechkas Phara Chotaa

Sochta hun teri
ROOH mein utar kar dekhoon
"DOST''
Konsa purza hai jo tujhy sMs krnay nhi deta...
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<)(> Paech-kas
_/\_Phraa chotyyy

I Saw a Dream Last Night

I saw a dream last night
Only you & me
You were looking so innocent
You know why?
Becoz I was eating mango & you were saying:
"chal gitak e chosn de;-)

Bas 1 Hi Tamanna Rakhta Hun Main Apnay DiL Me

Bas 1 Hi Tamanna Rakhta Hun Main Apnay DiL Me..!!

" Dosto "

Muhabbat Say mera sms parho Warna  waro panday ma.
Hahahahaha.

Funny Punjabi

Aik Pathan apny punjabi Dost sey:

yara hmny suna hy k pnjabi hr baat mei gali de k bat krta hy
Punjabi Dost:
"O nai yar tenu kery kanjar ny keh dita ay.
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;-)

Girls Face With Lots of Colour

The Minimum area with Maximum Number of Color Paints..??
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"GIRL'S FACE"

Student Funny Answer

Techer:
Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega?
Stdnt:kch b ni
Techer:
Tum Hisab ni jante
Stdnt:
Sir ap us chawal ko Nhi jante.
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Funny, Zindagi ka Maqsad

Yaha Hr Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hi Maqsad Hy,
"faraz"
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Khud Bhale BAGHAIRAT Hon Lekn Bachi sharif chaiye.
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<| | o bs karde
_/ \_ aida tu HAJI

Dost, Baraf ka Gola

DOST
Barf k us Golay ki trah hai
Jisy bnana to bohat aasan hai
Mgr barqarar rakhna bohat mushkil hai
So take care of ur friend,,,
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"Miss U Golay