5 Chezen Qismat walo ko milti han - Flirt SMS

5 chezein kismat walon ko milti hain,

1.Pisti kutti,

2.Aseel kukarr,

3.Liyaari majj,

4.Lal amrood,

5. wadday kanna wali desi bakri.

Sardar's Iterview from Girl

Sardar to g¡rl:
Tus¡, kithay tak parhay ho..??
g¡rl: 'B.A'
Sardar:
wah! g wah!
2 hi 'Lafz' parhay, te 0 v putthay...

Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay

Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay
dost,,

K0i dawat pr bula kar ''Teenday'' khilye To Kaisa Lagta Hai....:-(
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Sheikh Funny Joke - Give Me Ring On Marriage

SHEIKH apni hony wali bivi sy ,
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Shadi py apko kia gift doon.?
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Bivi :1 ring dy dyna,
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SHAIKH :- Mobile py ya.,
P.T.C.L py...?:-

Reports Got Mixed Up

Dr: Your Reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has ASTHMA or AIDS.
Husband: Now what?
Doctor: Send her for jogging.
If she returns don't Fuck Her..!

Agr Me Kahon Mujhy Tumse Mohabat hy

Boy:
Agr Me Kahon...
Mujhy Tumse Mohabat hy,
Meri Bus Yehi Chahat hy
To Kya Kaho Gi...??
Girl:
Me Tumse Kahungi, is Baat ko Agr Tum...
Mujhe Ghuma Phira k Kehte,
Kahin Khaana KhiLa k Kehty,
Mujhy Mobile Dila k Kehty,
Usme Balance Dalwa k Kehty...
TO ACCHAAA HOOTTAAAA...

Sardar's Funny Story - Falling from Minar-e-Pakistan

Srdar:1 Wari Mai Chota jya Hunda C Main
Minar-E-Pakistan to Dig Piya C,
2nd Srdar:Fair Marr Gya C K Bach Gya C?
Srdar:Minu Ki pta Main Ty chota jeya HONDA C.

Pathan Funny Joke - Falling From Bicycle

Pathan Motorcycle pe Larki k samney zor say gira or Sharmindagi se foran hi khara hogaya
Larki:Oh My God! Ap ko lagi tu nai
Pathan:Nai Hum aisy hi uterta hai.

Dirty Funny SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

Jab 5 second ki Muskan se Photo achi ho sakti hai to

"Jab 5 second ki Muskan se Photo achi ho sakti hai to
Hamesha
muskurane se zindagi achi kyun nahi ho sakti.??"
So keep Smiling..!'
Alwaz b hapy.

Aik kam tha ap say

Aik kam tha ap say.......
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Ye Nuqtay to Gin k Bta den....?

Mohabat Zindagi Ke Faislon Se Larr Nhi Sakti

Mohabat Zindagi Ke Faislon Se Larr Nhi Sakti..!!
"SAQI"
Kisi Ko Khona Parta Hai, Kisi Ka Hona Parta Hai..!

Ae Baad-E-Saba

Good Morning
Ae Baad-E-Saba...
Us Nagar me Ja..
Usay itna Bata...
Ek Dost Tera...!!
Kehta Hai Sada...
Mujhay Apna Bna
Chahat Ko Jaga...
Ae Jaan-E-Ghazl..
Teri Baat Aajal...
Tery Hont Kanwl
Teri Aankh Ghazl
Ae Jaan-E-Wafa..
Khud To Hi Bata?
Kab Teray Siwa..
Mujhy Chain Mila:

Funny Girlfriend - Flirt SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRi - Husbad Wants His Wife Skull - Funny

A woman was kidnapped
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband n demanded money.
HU$BAND replied:
"I want more proof,
KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRi :-)

Subha ki Taza Khabarien

" Good Morning "
Aaj Ki Khaas Khabron K Sath Main Hoon Ap ka dost. . . . . . . .!
Sab Se Pehle Headlines:
I Miss u
& I wish u to
Have a Nice Day
Or ab Tafseel:
Aaj Bhi Rozana Ki Tarha SMS Ki Bonda Bandi Jaari Rahe Gi.
Call Aany Ka Bhi Imkaan Hai
Or
Miss Call K Baadal Bhi Mobile Pe Chaye Rahen Ge.

Pathan ka 1 lakh ka Inam - Funny Pathan Family

Pathan apni family k sath care main ja raha tha Motorway Police ne pathan ko rok k kaha,
Aap ne seatbelt bandhi hui he
is lye Aap ko 1 Lakh inaam dya jata hy,
Aap is inaam ka kya krogy?
Pathan:Main is inaam sy apna driving licence bnwaon ga
Pathan ki maa boli:Iski bat ka yaqeen mt kro Ye shrab p k kuch b bolta hy,
Uska baap nend se jaga aur police ko dekh k bola:
Mujhe pta tha k chori ki car me Hum ziada door nhi ja skte
digi se awaz i:
Khan Sb!
Hum ny border paar kr lia kia?
Hay o pathan;-)

Let you Choice

Is eid par mujhe konse clr ka suit lena chahiye?
Red
Black
Pink
Blue
White
Sky blue
Green
Mahroon
Brown
Orange
Yellow
Sub frndz ko send karo or subki raye jano k kosa clr subse zyada tum pe suit krta hai
Agr 3 jwab same aye to is eid par apko apka life partner mil jayega.so rep fast plz

Pechkas Phara Chotaa

Sochta hun teri
ROOH mein utar kar dekhoon
"DOST''
Konsa purza hai jo tujhy sMs krnay nhi deta...
('.')
<)(> Paech-kas
_/\_Phraa chotyyy

Ek Chote Bache ki Masum c Dua

Ek chote bache ki masum c dua
Ya ALLAH,
Is saal boht sare kapre bhej den please...

un sab ghreeb larkiyon k liye.

jo mere BHAI k Computer main hain.::-D