Wishing You Happy Birthday - Today is Your Day

Today is your day.
Its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today. I wish u all the best.
''--..Happy birth day..--''

Inspirational Happy Birthday - Born to Death - Birthday SMS

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)

My Morning Wish

My Morning wish..
Is not a Formality or Due to Free Msg..
It's the Art of Saying that I Remember U at My Starting of the DAY..
GOOD MORNING

The Mystery of Happiness - Superb Way to Happyness

Happiness cant be found
when u seek it 4 urslef but
when u give it to others
it wil find its way back to you.
Thats the mystery of Happiness.

Reports Got Mixed Up

Dr: Your Reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has ASTHMA or AIDS.
Husband: Now what?
Doctor: Send her for jogging.
If she returns don't Fuck Her..!

Funny Most- Bill Gates rejected by American Development Bank

1990 American Devlopment Bank Ne "BILL GATES" ko 2 lakh ka Qarza dene se inkar kya tha,
2001 mein "BILL GATES" ne us bank ko khreed lya.

0ur aaj 30-7-2011 Ufone walo ny mera loan reject kya hy 10 Rupees ka...

U just wait n watch. . .
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Na Na Mafi deny ka sawal hi paida nhi h0ta..

Maa Tughe Salam

MAA ne apne chote se Bache ko Ek Pull Paar krte hwe kaha

"Mera hath mazbuti se pakar Lo"

"Bacha Bola: Nhi MAA aap mera hath pakar lain"

MAA: Is me kiya farq hai?

Bacha: Agr mene apka hath pakra to shayad me mushkil me apka hath chor donga lekin agr aap ne mera hath pakra to mujhe Yaqeen hai k aap mera hath kisi b halat me nahi choren gi.

~MAA TUJHY SALAM~

Sea is Common for All

Sea is common for all
Some take pearls
Some fishes & some come out with just wet legs
Similarly
World is common to all but
We get what we try for....

Girls Face With Lots of Colour

The Minimum area with Maximum Number of Color Paints..??
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"GIRL'S FACE"

Good Morning Tree

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Mistake in Childhood can be Erased....

We used pencil when
we were small but now
we use pens/ball pen...
Do u know why?
Bcz mistakes in childhood can be erased but now it can't.

End is not End

END is not END
Infect E.N.D is "EFFORT NEVER DIES"
&
If U get "NO" in answer
Remembr "N.O" is "NEXT OPORTUNITY"
So Alwys B Positve!
&
Try Again & Again.

Beautiful Lines

Never search a person whom you want,
Search a person who wants you..

Dont care for those who ignore you,
Care for those who are ignoring others for you.

Silver Nitro Oxide Caused Cancer

Medical research authority of US have found new cancer in human being caused by silver nitro oxide..
whenever you buy recharge cards dont scratch wid nail as it contain silver nitro oxide coating and can cause skin cancer...
share dix msg to ur frndx...plz