5 Chezen Qismat walo ko milti han - Flirt SMS

5 chezein kismat walon ko milti hain,

1.Pisti kutti,

2.Aseel kukarr,

3.Liyaari majj,

4.Lal amrood,

5. wadday kanna wali desi bakri.

Reports Got Mixed Up

Dr: Your Reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has ASTHMA or AIDS.
Husband: Now what?
Doctor: Send her for jogging.
If she returns don't Fuck Her..!

Agr Me Kahon Mujhy Tumse Mohabat hy

Boy:
Agr Me Kahon...
Mujhy Tumse Mohabat hy,
Meri Bus Yehi Chahat hy
To Kya Kaho Gi...??
Girl:
Me Tumse Kahungi, is Baat ko Agr Tum...
Mujhe Ghuma Phira k Kehte,
Kahin Khaana KhiLa k Kehty,
Mujhy Mobile Dila k Kehty,
Usme Balance Dalwa k Kehty...
TO ACCHAAA HOOTTAAAA...

Dirty Funny SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

Funny Girlfriend - Flirt SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

Funny Student's Miss

Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
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Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hoti..

Rescue 1122

.Wife:
Aaj mere tann mann main Aag laga do,
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Husband ne patrol phenk kar Aag laga di,
Moral :
"Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz main karen" :)
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FROM: Rescue 1122.

Chand App Jasa Ho Ga

AJ Raat Chand
Bilkul AP Jaisa Ho Ga

Bilkul

Wohi khobsorti
Wohi Noor
Wohi Ghuroor
Aur
Wohi
Ap Ki Tarha

DOOR-
Gud Night.

Pyari si hansi

Mujhe ap k lips par
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Bas 1 bar
?

PLZ
Bas 1 bar

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Bohat dil chah raha hai

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Bas 1 bar

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Pyari C hansi dekhni hai.
"SMILE"
Plz

Zindagi ka Maqsad

Yaha Hr Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hi Maqsad Hy,
"faraz"
Khud Bhale BAGHAIRAT Hon Lekn Bachi sharif chaiye.
('.') /
<| | o bs karde
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