Sheikh Funny Joke - Give Me Ring On Marriage

SHEIKH apni hony wali bivi sy ,
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Shadi py apko kia gift doon.?
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Bivi :1 ring dy dyna,
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SHAIKH :- Mobile py ya.,
P.T.C.L py...?:-

Reports Got Mixed Up

Dr: Your Reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has ASTHMA or AIDS.
Husband: Now what?
Doctor: Send her for jogging.
If she returns don't Fuck Her..!

KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRi - Husbad Wants His Wife Skull - Funny

A woman was kidnapped
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband n demanded money.
HU$BAND replied:
"I want more proof,
KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRi :-)

Rescue 1122

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Aaj mere tann mann main Aag laga do,
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Husband ne patrol phenk kar Aag laga di,
Moral :
"Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz main karen" :)
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FROM: Rescue 1122.

Sardar Ka Janaza

India Main Sardar K Janazey Pe Sardarni Rotae Huae:
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Diva Na Batti
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Bijli Na Pani
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Vey Tu othey Tur Gya Jithey Aata Na Rooti
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Beta Maa Se:
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Amma Kidrey Abba PAKISTAN Tey Nai Tur Gya.

Funny, Daal hi Gir Gai

Wife:
Mehman aa rhy hain or ghr mei Daal k siva kuch nae hy
Husband:
Jab wo aen to kitchen mei 1 bartan girana Mai pochun to kehna QORMA gir gya,phr dosra girana or kehna BiRYANi gir gai.to mai kahun ga chlo Daal hi ly aao

Mehmano k aney k bad Bartan girny ki awaz i

Husband:
Kya hua?
Wife:
Daal hi gir gai.