5 Chezen Qismat walo ko milti han - Flirt SMS

5 chezein kismat walon ko milti hain,

1.Pisti kutti,

2.Aseel kukarr,

3.Liyaari majj,

4.Lal amrood,

5. wadday kanna wali desi bakri.

Sardar's Iterview from Girl

Sardar to g¡rl:
Tus¡, kithay tak parhay ho..??
g¡rl: 'B.A'
Sardar:
wah! g wah!
2 hi 'Lafz' parhay, te 0 v putthay...

Dirty Funny SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

Funny Girlfriend - Flirt SMS

Lrka: Meri Us Jga Hath lagao jahan Hadi na ho
Larki muskra k
Ok tm nikalo me pkrrti hon tmhari
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Zuban
2011 aa gya pr teri soch ni badli. Hahahahahaha..

Pathan ka 1 lakh ka Inam - Funny Pathan Family

Pathan apni family k sath care main ja raha tha Motorway Police ne pathan ko rok k kaha,
Aap ne seatbelt bandhi hui he
is lye Aap ko 1 Lakh inaam dya jata hy,
Aap is inaam ka kya krogy?
Pathan:Main is inaam sy apna driving licence bnwaon ga
Pathan ki maa boli:Iski bat ka yaqeen mt kro Ye shrab p k kuch b bolta hy,
Uska baap nend se jaga aur police ko dekh k bola:
Mujhe pta tha k chori ki car me Hum ziada door nhi ja skte
digi se awaz i:
Khan Sb!
Hum ny border paar kr lia kia?
Hay o pathan;-)

Funny Dua Ki Appeal

"DUA ki Appeal"
Plz ignore Mat karna
Roz kitny faltu Msg krty Ho
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1 Bachi jis ki umar 22 Saal Hai
Bohat Pyari Hai
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DUA kren k wo Mere Sath set Ho jæ
Aameen ;)

Funny, Molvi Khutba Deta Hoa

1 molvi khutba dety huy:
Aaj kal ki urtain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain,
Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy
unki tangen nazr ati ha,
unki kamr nazr aati hy
Peche se awaz ai
Molvi sb juma parhao,
mahol na bnao...:-)

Educated Children in Pakistan

Baap: Mere 4 bche hain
1 ny MBA
2nd MA
3rd ny PHD ki hy
4TH chor hy
Frnd:jo chor ha use ghar se nikalty Q nhi?
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Baap: woi to kmata hy,
baaqi sab berozgar hain

Ek Chote Bache ki Masum c Dua

Ek chote bache ki masum c dua
Ya ALLAH,
Is saal boht sare kapre bhej den please...

un sab ghreeb larkiyon k liye.

jo mere BHAI k Computer main hain.::-D

Funny Student's Miss

Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
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Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hoti..

Chalo Ab Anda(Egg) Tm Do

Murga Murgi Se:
I love u jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch b Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do.

Rescue 1122

.Wife:
Aaj mere tann mann main Aag laga do,
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Husband ne patrol phenk kar Aag laga di,
Moral :
"Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz main karen" :)
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FROM: Rescue 1122.

Pyari si hansi

Mujhe ap k lips par
?
Bas 1 bar
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PLZ
Bas 1 bar

?
Bohat dil chah raha hai

?
Bas 1 bar

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Pyari C hansi dekhni hai.
"SMILE"
Plz

I Saw a Dream Last Night

I saw a dream last night
Only you & me
You were looking so innocent
You know why?
Becoz I was eating mango & you were saying:
"chal gitak e chosn de;-)

Sardar Ka Janaza

India Main Sardar K Janazey Pe Sardarni Rotae Huae:
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Diva Na Batti
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Vey Tu Othey Tur Gya Jithey Bijli Na Pani
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Vey Tu othey Tur Gya Jithey Aata Na Rooti
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Beta Maa Se:
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Amma Kidrey Abba PAKISTAN Tey Nai Tur Gya.

Naseebo With Mili Naghma

Noor Jahan ki wafaat k baad is dafa Jang ki surat me "Mili Naghmy" Naseebo Laal gaaey gi
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Ae watan k sajeelay "GUJRO".,
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Dushman ki manji me Daang pher do..!

Funny Punjabi

Aik Pathan apny punjabi Dost sey:

yara hmny suna hy k pnjabi hr baat mei gali de k bat krta hy
Punjabi Dost:
"O nai yar tenu kery kanjar ny keh dita ay.
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;-)

Govt School Ka Bachay

Private School K Bachy Zoo Mai

Look The Monkey Is Sleeping, Let's Not Disturb Him.

Govt School K Bachay

O Weikh Tera Peyo Sutta Peya A, Leya Onu Watta Mariye!

Student Funny Answer

Techer:
Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega?
Stdnt:kch b ni
Techer:
Tum Hisab ni jante
Stdnt:
Sir ap us chawal ko Nhi jante.
;-p

Bijli ki yad ma Bachon Ka Naam

Pakistani Qoum aaj kal bijli ki yad me bachon k naam rakh rahi hay..
Ab tak ye naam saamny aye hain:
Chaudry Transfarmor.
Fuez-ul-bulb.
Meeter Khan.
Malik AC Awan.
Khamba Chohan.
Sardar Generator.
Makhdoom UPS Qureshi.
Molana Deepfreezer.
Haji Taar Memon.
Sheikh Stablizar..
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Aur larkiyon k naam ye hain:
Frig.un.nisa.
Istree Bano.
Tube Light Aara.
Wiring Khanam.
Unit Kulsoom.
Miss U.p.s
Wapda Parveen.
Trip Bibi.. ;-)