Ami na khawab Chur Chur kar diya

Hmary to khwab us din hi chur chur ho gay

Jb pehli bar wo hmary ghar aai to
Ami boli
Ja putr pehn wasty pepsi ly aa
\('-')/
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/ \O maa ay ki kita e

Ay Musam-e-saba Ja Tu Hi Khabr La Un Ki "KHUDA"Khair Krey

Ay Musam-e-saba Ja Tu Hi Khabr La Un Ki "KHUDA"Khair Krey.....!
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Is Qadar wo Meri Yaad Se Gaafil Kbhi Howa To Na Tha

Tum Mujhe Khaak bhi Samjho To Koi Baat nahi

Tum Mujhe Khaak bhi Samjho To Koi Baat nahi

SAGAR

Ye bhi Urrti Hay To Aankhon Mein Sama Jati Hai

Talash - Islamic SMS

ALLAH : Insan k sath hai aur log Usy aasman p talash karty hein.

Jannat : Maan k qadmon talay hai aur log isay doosri nekyon mein talash karty hein.

Itmnan-e-Qalb: Zikr o fikr mein hai aur log isay daolat o jaydad mein talash karty hein.

Sehat: Rohaniyat k irteqa mein hai aur log isye madiyat mein dhondty hein.

Nemat: Allah k shukr mein hai aur log isay hirs mein talash karty hein.

Rizq: Sakhawat mein hai aur log isay mehnat mein talash karty hain..

New Version of All is Well - Funny SMS

~All Iz Well~

....,-=~REMIIX~=-,....

~Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control"

~Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold"

~Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold"

~Aero Plane Bana K Bol"

~All Will Fail"
,

~Student Kya Jaane K Result Kya Hoga?

~Arey
Marks Milen Ge"
~Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga"

~Koi na jany uska fiture kya hoga..
~To Girlfriend Ghuma"

~Paise Urra"

~Paise Urraa K Bol"

~Bhaiya AAL Iz Well"

~Arey Chachu ALL Iz Well"

;-)

"Dedicated To All"

A Love Story of Soaps - Funny Marriage

A LOVE STORY
Lux & Rexona were lovers,
lived in Safeguard apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove Marriage hall.
Rexona's uncle Tibet & aunty Palmy signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth to twins,
they named them Johnson & Johnson.
Moral:
Maine saray soaps k nam yad krwa dye he ab to ksi se naha lo:-)

Indus Airline - Game to Destroy Pakistan Airline (PIA)

"Indus Air Line" is coming soon to rescue us from PIA.
Its owner is ... Faryal Talpur
Sister of zardari the great.
Its MD will be ex MD PIA who resigned due to strike of PIA employees in recent months.
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Ab PIA ko barbaad krne ki game to aap loog samajh he gaye hon ge.
Pakistan
Khappay. Khappay. Khappay.

Types Of Students have different Phychology

1 to 3 class students: hey! I studied everything for exam!

4 to 6 class: that question was very hard so i left only that question!

7 to 8 class: read only important questions!

9 to 10 class: i think 4 chapters r enough to get pass!

11 to 12 class: yar kal exam kiska hay?!

and in university:
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Oay kameno das ta dendey aj paper c, Mere kol te pen v ni...

Dost

*..D..*
Dastak b na de
*..O..*
Or apna bana le
*..S..*
Sari zindagi jo sath de
*..T..*
Takdeer jo sanwaar de
*..I..*
Isi rishtay ka naam hai,,
*..DOSTI..*

Urdu Quotations by Hazrat Ali

Burai ki Misaal Aisi hy
Jis tarha
Pahaar se neechy Utrna,

Ek Qadam Uthao
To
Baki Qadam khud ba khud Uthty Chaly Jaaty hen;

aur
Acchai ki Misaal Aisi hy
Jaisy
Pahaar par Chahrna::,

Har Qadam Pichle Qadam Se Ziyada Mushkil hota hy,

Magar
Hamesha
Bulandi Milti ha

Stay blessed

A new Sun witha new Day

Å néw suÑ
Å nèw dÄY
Ä nÉw §m§
Äsking Ü 2
4GÉT Äll Ür
WÖrriɧ
sÖrrÖw§
& TeÄR§
4 §ØMÉ 1
WhÖ wÄnts to
SÉÉ "U' hÄppy ÄLwÅyz!

~Good Morning~

Bint-e-Hawwa ko Nachatay hain sar-e-mehfil hum

Hum kon hain kia hain Baa KHUDA yaad Nahin!!!

Apnay Aslaaf ki koi Bhi adda yaad Nahin!!!

Hain agar yaad to kafir k taranay hi bass!!!

Hai Nahin yaad to Masjid ki Sada yaad Nahin!!!

Bint-e-Hawwa ko Nachatay hain sar-e-mehfil ham!!!

kitnay sung dil hain k rasm-e-Haya yaad Nahin!!!

Aaj apni zillat ka sabab yeh hi hai shayad!!!

Sub kuch hai yaad magar, sirf KHUDA yaad nahi....!

Most Nice Dua I Ever Read

Most nice dua i ever read!
"Ya Allah! jo mere muqaddar mein nahi likha us ki koshish aur tamna mein mujhe mubtala na krna,
aur jo taqdeer mein likh dia hai usay asan bana day,

Ya Allah!
Muje us kam k lye fursat fraham krdena jis kam k lye ap ny muje paida kya.
Aur us kam me mashgol na honay dena jiski zimedaari ap ny khud li he.

Har haal me shukar krne ki taufeeq ata frma. Aur eman pe zindgi aur eman pe mout ata frma.
Ameen.remember me in ur prayers.

Wishing you on Auspicious Occasion of Eid-ul-Azha

¸.•°`
`°•.¸¸.•°
`°•.¸¸.•°`ID....
MuBaRaK...
It's an immense pleasure and prestigious pride for me to pay my best wishes to you and your family on the auspicious occasion of Eid-ul-Azha. May GOD Almighty shower unlimited blessings and mercies on you and your family.
"EID-UL-AZHA-MUBARAK.''

Eid-e-Qurban ka Tohfa app ka liya - Kabab ka Tohfa

ـــهههههههههـــــــ ـــهههههههههـــــــ ـــهههههههههـــــــ
هماري طرف سے بکر عید کے كباب كا ایڈوانس تحفه قبول كرو ،کھاؤ پھر کال کرکے بتاؤ کہ مزہ کیساتھا؟ اگر آج نہیں کھا سکتے تو کل کھاؤ ، مگر موبائل کو فریج میں رکھو تاکہ کباب خراب نہ ھو‎:-)

Heartly Eid Mubarak - ASCII SMS

,;*"*;,;*"*;, \\\|///
*;,WISH,;*;;; .-._.-.
"*;,,,;*" \\\"-._.-"
,;*"*;,;*"*;,:::: .-._.-.
*; YOU ;* \\"-._.-"
"*;,,,;*";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
,;*''"*;,,;*"''*;,*"'*;,
"*;HAPPY;*" * ;*"
"*;,,,,;*" ,,;*" ///
****"""EID""""****
,,,,,""MUBARIK"",,,,,
****^^^===^^^****

Wish you very Happy Eid Mubarik - ASCII SMS

,;*"*;,;*"*;, WÎSH
*;, ,;* U A
"*;,;*" VERY
)"") )"")
) )== ) )APPY
) ) ) )
"'eiÐ mubarak'''

ASCII SMS - EID MUBARAK TO FRIEND AND FAMILY

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/\
[;] !
[;] ,-"""-,
[;];;;;;;;;;;;;;[,]

EID-MUBARIK TO MY DEAR FRIEND AND YOUR FAMILY.

WapdA, Zardari, Altaf Bhai or Misbah-ul-Haq Ka Ilawa Sub ko Eid Mubarak

Wapda

Zardari Altaf Bhai

Misbah-ul-Haq

K

Ilawa

Tmaam

Nikky

Waddy

Lamby

Chory

Moty

Patly

Kaly

Gory

Kody

Bachy

Buddy

Jawan

Mard

Aorat

Hr

Ameer

Ghreeb

Shehri

Paindu

Babu

Chodri

Malik

Raja

Qazi

Bhatti

Awan

Khokhr

Agha

Rana

Shekh

Kiani

Butt

Jutt

Gujjar

Mirasi

Lohaar

Kubar

Or Or

Ap

K

Dada

Dadi

Nana

Nani

Pardada

Prdadi

Parnana

Parnani

Khala

Khalu

Maasi

Mamu

Mami

Phupha

Phuphi

Chacha

Chachi

B.V

Shohar

Saas

Bahu

Sussar

Damad

Or

Ap

K

Masair

Phaphair

Malair

Bhaanjy

Bhaanji

Bhatijy

Bhatiji

Or

Poty

Poti

Abu

Ami

Beta

Beti

Behn

Bhai

Dost

Aziz

Rishtydar

Hamsae

Apko

Or

Ap

K

Ehlykhana

Ko

Bohat

bohat
Eid ul-Azha
Mubark ho ;-)
Note:Jo reh gae hon unsay mazrat.

ASCII Eid-ul-Azha Mubarak ho Avanced

,;*"*;,,;*"*;
"-._ EID_.-"
"-,,-"
,;*"*;,,;*"*;,
"-._ UL _.-"
"-.,,.-"
,;*"*;,,;*"*;,
"-._ AZHA.-"
"-.,,.-"
Advance Mubarik ho Dil sy....

Eid-ul-Ezha with Tikkas and Kababs

May your plate of life be always

full of tasty kebabs and tikkas

topped with chutney of happiness ;-)

With prayers and warm wishes

Happy Eid Mubarak :)

Best Wishes on Diivine Festival of Eid

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
Brighten your life Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
-Eid Mubarak-

ASCII SMS - Happy Eid Mubarak

|"""| |"""| ,,,.-._.-.
| |,/\,| ISH "-._.-"
|_____/\____|;;;;;;;;
\"'\,/"'/;;;;;.-._.-.
\,/ /ou. "-._.-"
/,,/;;;;;;;;;;;;
|"""|___|"""'|((()))
| APPY .-._.-.
|___|"""|____|** "-._.-"
•~ єιð мυвαяα¢ ~•

ωιтн нєαятlý ωєll ωιнsєs тσ ýσυ αиð ýσυя fαмιlý.

LOVELY EID CARD - Special Eid Mubarak

**"""'**"""'**"""'**
LOVELY EID CARD
**"""'**'"""**"""'**
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"*Mohabat se*"

"*Chahat se*"

"*Wafa se*"

"*Khulus se*"

"*Pyar se*"

"*Jazbe se*"

"*Ehtaram se*"

"*Pure Dilse*"

"*Lovely*"

=*Advance* =

=*EID* =

=*MuBARAK*=

Advanced Eid Mubarak - Happy Eid Mubarak

Battery low,

Network busy,

Signal problem,

Lines mising,

No balance,

Switch off,

Ye seb problems na ho jayen isliye

Advance EID mubarak

Happy Chand Raat nd Advanced Eid Mubarak

Teri deed jis ko naseeb hai
Wo naseeb Qabil-e-Deed hai

Tujhe sochna meri chand raat
Tujhe dekhna meri EID hai

"Happy Chand Raat nd Advanced Eid Mubarak''

Wish you deepWishes on the Occassion of

A profound gratitude
with deep emotions
full of love & wishes
from the core of my heart.
Wish u & ur family a overjoyed
!!!Eid Mubarak.!!!

ASCII EID MUBARAK SMS

*,*,*,*, Wishing
"-.\'/.-" You
)""( HappY
(===) EID
)__( Mubarak
special 2 U & your family, With lots of prayers.

Khubsurat Subha Ka Aghaz Allah K Ba Barkat Naam Se Jo Bara Mehrban Or Nihayat Rehm Karnay Wala He

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||||___)) ISSMILLAH
/""|_|""\
| IRRAHMANI
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Khubsurat Subha Ka Aghaz Allah K Ba Barkat Naam Se Jo Bara Mehrban Or Nihayat Rehm Karnay Wala He.

"Assalam-o- Alaikum"
"SUBHA BAKHAIR"

Yahan kisi ko bi hasb-e-arzo na mila

..-'Yahan kisi ko bi hasb-e-arzo na mila'-..
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..-'Kisi ko hm na mila or hm ko tu na mila'-..

Bakra Eid funny SMS

Koi ghlti hui to maaf kr dena

"DOST"

kya pta

ßakra Eid guzar jay
or narazgi
ma tm gosht hi na bhejo

( ")
/{) wese ßkra ! \ kr rhy ho ya Gaaye?