Sincerity means keeping a relation with sumone when you have alot of options!
Sincerity - Best meaning
Sincerity does not mean Sticking to a person when you don't have any 0ption..
Two drunken men are Talking
Two drunken men are talking.
Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.
Man 2: You can't.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: I am not going to sell it. :P
Iqbal Beautiful lines - Tum Haya-o-Shriyat k Tqazon ki baat krty ho
Tum Haya-o-Shriyat k
Tqazon ki baat krty ho,
Tqazon ki baat krty ho,
Hum ne Nangay jismon ko
Malboos-e-Haya dekha hai,
Hum ne dekhay hain Ehram
main lipty kai Iblees,
Hum ne May-Khanay main
kai bar Khuda dekha hai.
Doors of Happiness
If one Door of Happiness closes
The Second will be opened by ALLAH
But we cannot see the opened Door
Because we cry in Front of the closed one....!
Quaid Day with President Zardari - 25 December
Jinnah ko Draya
Or kharida Nahi Ja Sakta.
(Lord Mount Batton)
Or kharida Nahi Ja Sakta.
(Lord Mount Batton)
Agar Musalmano k Pas 100 Gandhi Hote Or Hamare Pas 1 Jinnah To Pakistan Na Banta
(J. L. Nehru)
Many People Put A Good Impact On History But Jinnah Was The One Who Created History
(L. K. Aidvani)
Jinnah Aik Sache Qaum Prast Or Mohibb- e Watan Insan Tha.
(Jaswant Singh)
Main Jinnah ko Salam Pesh karta Hun, k Agar Wo Pakistan Na Banata To Main 1026 Arab Rupe kese Banata?
(Asif Ali Zardari)
Maths mei HAZRAT ALI (R.A) ki Maharat..
1 bar 1 yahoodi ne Ap se 1 sawal us waqt poocha jb ap ek pair Ghorey k rakaab mei rakh chuky thy sawal tha k
Wo konsa hindsa hy jo 2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 se poora taqseem hota ho?
Ap ne dosra pair Ghorey pe rakhny se pehly kaha k haftey k dinoo ko islami saal k dinoo se zarab do to wo hindsa mil jaye ga
Yahoodi ne 7 ko 360 se zarb kiya to 2520 bana or check krny pr sahi paya
Jesy,
2520/2 =1260
2520/3 =840
2520/4 =630
2520/5 =504
2520/6 =420
2520/7 =360
2520/8 =315
And
2520/9 =280
Jazakallah.
"Main ilm ka sheher hon or ALI us ka darwaza"
(Rasool Allah S.A.W.W)
Hazrat Hassan Or Hussain (Rz.A) ki Fazailat
Hazrat Hassan Or Hussain (Rz.A) ki Fazailat,
Mafhume Hadees ALLAH ky Rasool (S.A.W) Ne Farmaya: Jis Ne Hazrat Hassan Or Hussain (Rz.A) Sy Muhabat ki Us Ne Mujh Sy Muhabbat ki Or Jis Ne In Sy Bughz Rakha Us Ne Mujh Sy Bughz Rakha. Ref:
{Ibne Maja Hades# 143 Ravi: Abu Horaira Rz.A}
Mafhume Hadees ALLAH ky Rasool (S.A.W) Ne Farmaya: Jis Ne Hazrat Hassan Or Hussain (Rz.A) Sy Muhabat ki Us Ne Mujh Sy Muhabbat ki Or Jis Ne In Sy Bughz Rakha Us Ne Mujh Sy Bughz Rakha. Ref:
{Ibne Maja Hades# 143 Ravi: Abu Horaira Rz.A}
Oy Nikkal Nahi to Meri Nikkal jayegi
Agr Apko Afsos Hai k Apki Life me Apka Intezaar karney wala koi Nai
To 1 kaam karen
30 Mint k leye...
To 1 kaam karen
30 Mint k leye...
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Bathrome me ja kr Beth jayen
Koi Na koi Bahir Intezaar zaror kary ga. :)
(".)_ ¡!¡"""""""¡!¡
<¡ ¡> ¡!¡ <'-'> ¡!¡
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Oy Nikkal Nahi to Meri Nikkal jayegi
Shah Ast Husain - Badshah Ast Hussain
شاہ است حسین،
بادشاہ است حسین
دین است حسین،
دیں پناہ است حسین
سر داد نہ داد دست در دست یزید
حقا کے بنائے لا الہ است حسین.
بادشاہ است حسین
دین است حسین،
دیں پناہ است حسین
سر داد نہ داد دست در دست یزید
حقا کے بنائے لا الہ است حسین.
حسین ابن علی پہ لاکھوں سلام.
حسینیت زندہ باد
یزیدیت مردہ باد
Allah Pak farmata hain
ALLAH PAK Farmatay hai,
Jo mera Zikar zameen pr krta hai,
Mai uska Zikr Arsh pr krta hu,
Wese to Hum dosti or Pyar k Msgs boht frwrd krte hen
Chalo aaj mil k Puri Dunia ko
"ALLAH" k Zikr se Jaga den
SUBHAN ALLAH
ALHAMDOLILLAH
ALLAH HO AKBAR
No Comment Please........
Allama Iqbal -V/S- Mohsin Naqvi
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Mohsin:
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Kehte haan bare fakhr se hum Gham nahin karte,
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Maatam ki sadaa sunte hain Maatam nahin karte,
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Woh log bhala samjhein ge kya Ramz-e-Shahadat,
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Jo Eid to karte hain Muhram nahin karte,
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kyon aap ka dil jalta hai kyon jalta hai Seena,
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Hum aap ke seene pe to Maatam nahin karte,
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Mohsin yeh Maqbool Riwayat hai jahan mein,
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Qatil kabhi Maqtool ka Maatam nahin karte,
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Allama Iqbal:
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Royein woh jo munkir haan shahadat-E-Hussain (R.A) ke
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Hum zinda-o-Javaid ka maatam nahin karte...!
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Subhan-ALLAH.
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Mohsin:
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Kehte haan bare fakhr se hum Gham nahin karte,
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Maatam ki sadaa sunte hain Maatam nahin karte,
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Woh log bhala samjhein ge kya Ramz-e-Shahadat,
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Jo Eid to karte hain Muhram nahin karte,
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kyon aap ka dil jalta hai kyon jalta hai Seena,
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Hum aap ke seene pe to Maatam nahin karte,
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Mohsin yeh Maqbool Riwayat hai jahan mein,
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Qatil kabhi Maqtool ka Maatam nahin karte,
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Allama Iqbal:
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Royein woh jo munkir haan shahadat-E-Hussain (R.A) ke
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Hum zinda-o-Javaid ka maatam nahin karte...!
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Subhan-ALLAH.
Afzal hai Kul Jahan se Gharana "Hussain" ka
Afzal hai Kul Jahan se Gharana"Hussain" ka
"Nabiyon" ka Taj-Dar ha "NANA" Hussain ka
1 Pal ki thi bs Hakumt Yazed ki
SADIYAAN Hussain ki hen Zmana Hussain ka.
Salam ya Hussain (R.A)
Pocho Yzed Se K Tera Raj Kahan Ha
Pocho Yzed Se K Tera Raj Kahan Ha
Wo Khon Se Aluda Tera Taj Kahan Ha
Zinda Ha HUSAIN Ibn-e-ALI Zinda Rahega
Lanat K Siwa Zikr Tera Aj Khan ha.
Students on Bike
Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho?
Student Pareshni se piche dekhty hue:
Oye Chawlo, 5wan kithy sut aye O, Onay te rooti khwani c
Pathan In Jungle
Pathan ne jungle se guzartay huay dekha k aik saanp darakht pr latka hua hy.
Pathan pas ja k bola:
NIDO bhi pia kro.
Sirf Lataknay se qad lamba nai hota:-)
Ami na khawab Chur Chur kar diya
Hmary to khwab us din hi chur chur ho gay
Jb pehli bar wo hmary ghar aai to
Ami boli
Ja putr pehn wasty pepsi ly aa
\('-')/
[__]
/ \O maa ay ki kita e
Ay Musam-e-saba Ja Tu Hi Khabr La Un Ki "KHUDA"Khair Krey
Ay Musam-e-saba Ja Tu Hi Khabr La Un Ki "KHUDA"Khair Krey.....!
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Is Qadar wo Meri Yaad Se Gaafil Kbhi Howa To Na Tha
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Is Qadar wo Meri Yaad Se Gaafil Kbhi Howa To Na Tha
Tum Mujhe Khaak bhi Samjho To Koi Baat nahi
Tum Mujhe Khaak bhi Samjho To Koi Baat nahi
SAGAR
Ye bhi Urrti Hay To Aankhon Mein Sama Jati Hai
Talash - Islamic SMS
ALLAH : Insan k sath hai aur log Usy aasman p talash karty hein.
Jannat : Maan k qadmon talay hai aur log isay doosri nekyon mein talash karty hein.
Itmnan-e-Qalb: Zikr o fikr mein hai aur log isay daolat o jaydad mein talash karty hein.
Sehat: Rohaniyat k irteqa mein hai aur log isye madiyat mein dhondty hein.
Nemat: Allah k shukr mein hai aur log isay hirs mein talash karty hein.
Rizq: Sakhawat mein hai aur log isay mehnat mein talash karty hain..
New Version of All is Well - Funny SMS
~All Iz Well~
....,-=~REMIIX~=-,....
~Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control"
~Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold"
~Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold"
~Aero Plane Bana K Bol"
~All Will Fail"
,
~Student Kya Jaane K Result Kya Hoga?
~Arey
Marks Milen Ge"
~Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga"
~Koi na jany uska fiture kya hoga..
~To Girlfriend Ghuma"
~Paise Urra"
~Paise Urraa K Bol"
~Bhaiya AAL Iz Well"
~Arey Chachu ALL Iz Well"
;-)
"Dedicated To All"
A Love Story of Soaps - Funny Marriage
A LOVE STORY
Lux & Rexona were lovers,
lived in Safeguard apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove Marriage hall.
Rexona's uncle Tibet & aunty Palmy signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth to twins,
they named them Johnson & Johnson.
Moral:
Maine saray soaps k nam yad krwa dye he ab to ksi se naha lo:-)
Lux & Rexona were lovers,
lived in Safeguard apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove Marriage hall.
Rexona's uncle Tibet & aunty Palmy signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth to twins,
they named them Johnson & Johnson.
Moral:
Maine saray soaps k nam yad krwa dye he ab to ksi se naha lo:-)
Indus Airline - Game to Destroy Pakistan Airline (PIA)
"Indus Air Line" is coming soon to rescue us from PIA.
Its owner is ... Faryal Talpur
Sister of zardari the great.
Its MD will be ex MD PIA who resigned due to strike of PIA employees in recent months.
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Ab PIA ko barbaad krne ki game to aap loog samajh he gaye hon ge.
Pakistan
Khappay. Khappay. Khappay.
Its owner is ... Faryal Talpur
Sister of zardari the great.
Its MD will be ex MD PIA who resigned due to strike of PIA employees in recent months.
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Ab PIA ko barbaad krne ki game to aap loog samajh he gaye hon ge.
Pakistan
Khappay. Khappay. Khappay.
Types Of Students have different Phychology
1 to 3 class students: hey! I studied everything for exam!
4 to 6 class: that question was very hard so i left only that question!
7 to 8 class: read only important questions!
9 to 10 class: i think 4 chapters r enough to get pass!
11 to 12 class: yar kal exam kiska hay?!
and in university:
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Oay kameno das ta dendey aj paper c, Mere kol te pen v ni...
Dost
*..D..*
Dastak b na de
*..O..*
Or apna bana le
*..S..*
Sari zindagi jo sath de
*..T..*
Takdeer jo sanwaar de
*..I..*
Isi rishtay ka naam hai,,
*..DOSTI..*
Dastak b na de
*..O..*
Or apna bana le
*..S..*
Sari zindagi jo sath de
*..T..*
Takdeer jo sanwaar de
*..I..*
Isi rishtay ka naam hai,,
*..DOSTI..*
Urdu Quotations by Hazrat Ali
Burai ki Misaal Aisi hy
Jis tarha
Pahaar se neechy Utrna,
Jis tarha
Pahaar se neechy Utrna,
Ek Qadam Uthao
To
Baki Qadam khud ba khud Uthty Chaly Jaaty hen;
aur
Acchai ki Misaal Aisi hy
Jaisy
Pahaar par Chahrna::,
Har Qadam Pichle Qadam Se Ziyada Mushkil hota hy,
Magar
Hamesha
Bulandi Milti ha
Stay blessed
A new Sun witha new Day
Å néw suÑ
Å nèw dÄY
Ä nÉw §m§
Äsking Ü 2
4GÉT Äll Ür
WÖrriɧ
sÖrrÖw§
& TeÄR§
4 §ØMÉ 1
WhÖ wÄnts to
SÉÉ "U' hÄppy ÄLwÅyz!
Å nèw dÄY
Ä nÉw §m§
Äsking Ü 2
4GÉT Äll Ür
WÖrriɧ
sÖrrÖw§
& TeÄR§
4 §ØMÉ 1
WhÖ wÄnts to
SÉÉ "U' hÄppy ÄLwÅyz!
~Good Morning~
Bint-e-Hawwa ko Nachatay hain sar-e-mehfil hum
Hum kon hain kia hain Baa KHUDA yaad Nahin!!!
Apnay Aslaaf ki koi Bhi adda yaad Nahin!!!
Hain agar yaad to kafir k taranay hi bass!!!
Hai Nahin yaad to Masjid ki Sada yaad Nahin!!!
Bint-e-Hawwa ko Nachatay hain sar-e-mehfil ham!!!
kitnay sung dil hain k rasm-e-Haya yaad Nahin!!!
Aaj apni zillat ka sabab yeh hi hai shayad!!!
Sub kuch hai yaad magar, sirf KHUDA yaad nahi....!
Most Nice Dua I Ever Read
Most nice dua i ever read!
"Ya Allah! jo mere muqaddar mein nahi likha us ki koshish aur tamna mein mujhe mubtala na krna,
aur jo taqdeer mein likh dia hai usay asan bana day,
"Ya Allah! jo mere muqaddar mein nahi likha us ki koshish aur tamna mein mujhe mubtala na krna,
aur jo taqdeer mein likh dia hai usay asan bana day,
Ya Allah!
Muje us kam k lye fursat fraham krdena jis kam k lye ap ny muje paida kya.
Aur us kam me mashgol na honay dena jiski zimedaari ap ny khud li he.
Har haal me shukar krne ki taufeeq ata frma. Aur eman pe zindgi aur eman pe mout ata frma.
Ameen.remember me in ur prayers.
Wishing you on Auspicious Occasion of Eid-ul-Azha
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`°•.¸¸.•°
`°•.¸¸.•°`ID....
MuBaRaK...
It's an immense pleasure and prestigious pride for me to pay my best wishes to you and your family on the auspicious occasion of Eid-ul-Azha. May GOD Almighty shower unlimited blessings and mercies on you and your family.
"EID-UL-AZHA-MUBARAK.''
`°•.¸¸.•°
`°•.¸¸.•°`ID....
MuBaRaK...
It's an immense pleasure and prestigious pride for me to pay my best wishes to you and your family on the auspicious occasion of Eid-ul-Azha. May GOD Almighty shower unlimited blessings and mercies on you and your family.
"EID-UL-AZHA-MUBARAK.''
Eid-e-Qurban ka Tohfa app ka liya - Kabab ka Tohfa
ـــهههههههههـــــــ ـــهههههههههـــــــ ـــهههههههههـــــــ
هماري طرف سے بکر عید کے كباب كا ایڈوانس تحفه قبول كرو ،کھاؤ پھر کال کرکے بتاؤ کہ مزہ کیساتھا؟ اگر آج نہیں کھا سکتے تو کل کھاؤ ، مگر موبائل کو فریج میں رکھو تاکہ کباب خراب نہ ھو:-)
هماري طرف سے بکر عید کے كباب كا ایڈوانس تحفه قبول كرو ،کھاؤ پھر کال کرکے بتاؤ کہ مزہ کیساتھا؟ اگر آج نہیں کھا سکتے تو کل کھاؤ ، مگر موبائل کو فریج میں رکھو تاکہ کباب خراب نہ ھو:-)
Heartly Eid Mubarak - ASCII SMS
,;*"*;,;*"*;, \\\|///
*;,WISH,;*;;; .-._.-.
"*;,,,;*" \\\"-._.-"
,;*"*;,;*"*;,:::: .-._.-.
*; YOU ;* \\"-._.-"
"*;,,,;*";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
,;*''"*;,,;*"''*;,*"'*;,
"*;HAPPY;*" * ;*"
"*;,,,,;*" ,,;*" ///
****"""EID""""****
,,,,,""MUBARIK"",,,,,
****^^^===^^^****
*;,WISH,;*;;; .-._.-.
"*;,,,;*" \\\"-._.-"
,;*"*;,;*"*;,:::: .-._.-.
*; YOU ;* \\"-._.-"
"*;,,,;*";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
,;*''"*;,,;*"''*;,*"'*;,
"*;HAPPY;*" * ;*"
"*;,,,,;*" ,,;*" ///
****"""EID""""****
,,,,,""MUBARIK"",,,,,
****^^^===^^^****
Wish you very Happy Eid Mubarik - ASCII SMS
,;*"*;,;*"*;, WÎSH
*;, ,;* U A
"*;,;*" VERY
)"") )"")
) )== ) )APPY
) ) ) )
"'eiÐ mubarak'''
*;, ,;* U A
"*;,;*" VERY
)"") )"")
) )== ) )APPY
) ) ) )
"'eiÐ mubarak'''
ASCII SMS - EID MUBARAK TO FRIEND AND FAMILY
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[;] !
[;] ,-"""-,
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EID-MUBARIK TO MY DEAR FRIEND AND YOUR FAMILY.
WapdA, Zardari, Altaf Bhai or Misbah-ul-Haq Ka Ilawa Sub ko Eid Mubarak
Wapda
Zardari Altaf Bhai
Misbah-ul-Haq
K
Ilawa
Tmaam
Nikky
Waddy
Lamby
Chory
Moty
Patly
Kaly
Gory
Kody
Bachy
Buddy
Jawan
Mard
Aorat
Hr
Ameer
Ghreeb
Shehri
Paindu
Babu
Chodri
Malik
Raja
Qazi
Bhatti
Awan
Khokhr
Agha
Rana
Shekh
Kiani
Butt
Jutt
Gujjar
Mirasi
Lohaar
Kubar
Or Or
Ap
K
Dada
Dadi
Nana
Nani
Pardada
Prdadi
Parnana
Parnani
Khala
Khalu
Maasi
Mamu
Mami
Phupha
Phuphi
Chacha
Chachi
B.V
Shohar
Saas
Bahu
Sussar
Damad
Or
Ap
K
Masair
Phaphair
Malair
Bhaanjy
Bhaanji
Bhatijy
Bhatiji
Or
Poty
Poti
Abu
Ami
Beta
Beti
Behn
Bhai
Dost
Aziz
Rishtydar
Hamsae
Apko
Or
Ap
K
Ehlykhana
Ko
Bohat
bohat
Eid ul-Azha
Mubark ho ;-)
Note:Jo reh gae hon unsay mazrat.
ASCII Eid-ul-Azha Mubarak ho Avanced
,;*"*;,,;*"*;
"-._ EID_.-"
"-,,-"
,;*"*;,,;*"*;,
"-._ UL _.-"
"-.,,.-"
,;*"*;,,;*"*;,
"-._ AZHA.-"
"-.,,.-"
Advance Mubarik ho Dil sy....
"-._ EID_.-"
"-,,-"
,;*"*;,,;*"*;,
"-._ UL _.-"
"-.,,.-"
,;*"*;,,;*"*;,
"-._ AZHA.-"
"-.,,.-"
Advance Mubarik ho Dil sy....
Eid-ul-Ezha with Tikkas and Kababs
May your plate of life be always
full of tasty kebabs and tikkas
topped with chutney of happiness ;-)
With prayers and warm wishes
Happy Eid Mubarak :)
Best Wishes on Diivine Festival of Eid
May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
Brighten your life Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
-Eid Mubarak-
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
Brighten your life Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
-Eid Mubarak-
ASCII SMS - Happy Eid Mubarak
|"""| |"""| ,,,.-._.-.
| |,/\,| ISH "-._.-"
|_____/\____|;;;;;;;;
\"'\,/"'/;;;;;.-._.-.
\,/ /ou. "-._.-"
/,,/;;;;;;;;;;;;
|"""|___|"""'|((()))
| APPY .-._.-.
|___|"""|____|** "-._.-"
•~ єιð мυвαяα¢ ~•
| |,/\,| ISH "-._.-"
|_____/\____|;;;;;;;;
\"'\,/"'/;;;;;.-._.-.
\,/ /ou. "-._.-"
/,,/;;;;;;;;;;;;
|"""|___|"""'|((()))
| APPY .-._.-.
|___|"""|____|** "-._.-"
•~ єιð мυвαяα¢ ~•
ωιтн нєαятlý ωєll ωιнsєs тσ ýσυ αиð ýσυя fαмιlý.
LOVELY EID CARD - Special Eid Mubarak
**"""'**"""'**"""'**
LOVELY EID CARD
**"""'**'"""**"""'**
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LOVELY EID CARD
**"""'**'"""**"""'**
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"*Mohabat se*"
"*Chahat se*"
"*Wafa se*"
"*Khulus se*"
"*Pyar se*"
"*Jazbe se*"
"*Ehtaram se*"
"*Pure Dilse*"
"*Lovely*"
=*Advance* =
=*EID* =
=*MuBARAK*=
Advanced Eid Mubarak - Happy Eid Mubarak
Battery low,
Network busy,
Signal problem,
Lines mising,
No balance,
Switch off,
Ye seb problems na ho jayen isliye
Advance EID mubarak
Happy Chand Raat nd Advanced Eid Mubarak
Teri deed jis ko naseeb hai
Wo naseeb Qabil-e-Deed hai
Wo naseeb Qabil-e-Deed hai
Tujhe sochna meri chand raat
Tujhe dekhna meri EID hai
"Happy Chand Raat nd Advanced Eid Mubarak''
Wish you deepWishes on the Occassion of
A profound gratitude
with deep emotions
full of love & wishes
from the core of my heart.
Wish u & ur family a overjoyed
!!!Eid Mubarak.!!!
with deep emotions
full of love & wishes
from the core of my heart.
Wish u & ur family a overjoyed
!!!Eid Mubarak.!!!
ASCII EID MUBARAK SMS
*,*,*,*, Wishing
"-.\'/.-" You
)""( HappY
(===) EID
)__( Mubarak
special 2 U & your family, With lots of prayers.
"-.\'/.-" You
)""( HappY
(===) EID
)__( Mubarak
special 2 U & your family, With lots of prayers.
Khubsurat Subha Ka Aghaz Allah K Ba Barkat Naam Se Jo Bara Mehrban Or Nihayat Rehm Karnay Wala He
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Khubsurat Subha Ka Aghaz Allah K Ba Barkat Naam Se Jo Bara Mehrban Or Nihayat Rehm Karnay Wala He.
"Assalam-o- Alaikum"
"SUBHA BAKHAIR"
Yahan kisi ko bi hasb-e-arzo na mila
..-'Yahan kisi ko bi hasb-e-arzo na mila'-..
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..-'Kisi ko hm na mila or hm ko tu na mila'-..
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..-'Kisi ko hm na mila or hm ko tu na mila'-..
Bakra Eid funny SMS
Koi ghlti hui to maaf kr dena
"DOST"
kya pta
ßakra Eid guzar jay
or narazgi
ma tm gosht hi na bhejo
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/{) wese ßkra ! \ kr rhy ho ya Gaaye?
Pathan and Touch Screen Bakra
Pathan: Yeh Bakra kitne ka hai?
Aadmi: 38,000 Ka.
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ماں کے لئے سب کو چھوڑ دینا
لیکن
سب کے لئے ماںکو مت چھوڑنا
کیوں کہ جب ماں روتی ھے . .
تو فرشتوںکو بھی رونا آجاتا ھے یہ میسج اتنا سنڈ کرو جتنا تم اپنی
ماں سے پیارکرتے ھو.
ماں کے لئے سب کو چھوڑ دینا
لیکن
سب کے لئے ماںکو مت چھوڑنا
کیوں کہ جب ماں روتی ھے . .
تو فرشتوںکو بھی رونا آجاتا ھے یہ میسج اتنا سنڈ کرو جتنا تم اپنی
ماں سے پیارکرتے ھو.
Acha Log Bhence kI manind han
اچھے لوگ بھینس کی مانند ہیں
جو سوکھی گھاس کھا کر بھی قیمتی دودھ دیتی ہے.
جب کہ برے لوگ سانپ کی طرح ہیں. جو میٹھا دودھ پی کر بھی ڈس لیتے ھیں.
سيدناشیخ عبد القادر جیلانی
جو سوکھی گھاس کھا کر بھی قیمتی دودھ دیتی ہے.
جب کہ برے لوگ سانپ کی طرح ہیں. جو میٹھا دودھ پی کر بھی ڈس لیتے ھیں.
سيدناشیخ عبد القادر جیلانی
Zilhaj ka Chand Mubarak
Labels:
Eid-ul-Azha
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Remember me in prayerx...
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Remember me in prayerx...
Advance Bakra Eid Mubarik - Qurbani ka Janwar
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Kaisa hai ?
50,hazar ka lia hai
Ghumanay nikla tha socha apko bhi dikha doon.
Fiker mat krna gosht bhi "send" karon ga...
Advance eid mubark.
Na Jaane Ye Matti Ka Insaan Itna Maghroor Kyun Hai
"Itne Pyar Se Chaha Jaye To Pather Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hain"SAQI...
"Na Jaane Ye Matti Ka Insaan Itna Maghroor Kyun Hai...?"
Na Jaane Ye Matti Ka Insaan Itna Maghroor Kyun Hai
"Itne Pyar Se Chaha Jaye To Pather Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hain"SAQI...
"Na Jaane Ye Matti Ka Insaan Itna Maghroor Kyun Hai...?"
Aatish-e-Dozakh banya, to banaya kiun????
"Tu"nay"Kyun"bnaya"tha"aatish"e"dozakh"
"aay"Khuda"Mujh"ko"ek"
>"d0st"<
"ki"muhabat"hi"kafi"thi"jalane"K"liye"
Tery Na hone se hr Cheez adhori se lagti hai
"Tery" Na hone se kuch b Nahi badla
Ye suraj b wahan se hi Nikalta hai
Asman pe tary b chamakte hain
Or chand ki chandni b hoti hai
Hawa b chalti hai
Darya b behty hain
Phool b khilte hain
In Mein khushbu b hoti hai
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Na jane Q tery Na hone se hr chez adhori C lagti hai
Hr subha, Sham C lgti hai
Hr Muskan udas C lagti hai
Hr Mehfil anjan C lgti hai
Hr darkan
bejan C lagti hai
SUCH
To ye hai k sari dunya VEERAN C lagti hai.
Islamic meaning of English Alphabets - Lesson of ABC
A=ALLAH se dro
B=Bismillah se shuro kro
C=Chughli na kro
D=Deen sikho
E=Ehsan kro
F=Farz ada kro
G=Ghussa mt kro
H=Haj ada kro
I=Ilm hasil kro
J=Jannat talab kro
K=kalma prho
L=Laa-ilaha-illallah
M=Muhammad-ur-rasool-Allah
N=Namaz parho
O=Omra karo
P=Parda karo
Q=Quran per amal kro
R=Roza rakho
S=Shukar ada karo
T=Tauba karo
U=Umid rakho
V=Vazoo sy rha kro
W=Wqt ki kadar Kro
X=Xtra nafil prho
Y=Yakin kro Allah pr
Z=Zakat ada kea kro
B=Bismillah se shuro kro
C=Chughli na kro
D=Deen sikho
E=Ehsan kro
F=Farz ada kro
G=Ghussa mt kro
H=Haj ada kro
I=Ilm hasil kro
J=Jannat talab kro
K=kalma prho
L=Laa-ilaha-illallah
M=Muhammad-ur-rasool-Allah
N=Namaz parho
O=Omra karo
P=Parda karo
Q=Quran per amal kro
R=Roza rakho
S=Shukar ada karo
T=Tauba karo
U=Umid rakho
V=Vazoo sy rha kro
W=Wqt ki kadar Kro
X=Xtra nafil prho
Y=Yakin kro Allah pr
Z=Zakat ada kea kro
Three most Miser (Kanjoos) Persons - Funny Message - SMS
1 buzurg frmaty hen k ma nay 3 logo sy zyada bakheel kisi ko nhi paaya
1. wo shakhs jo purana kapra pehnay jab k os k paas naya kapra ho.
2.wo shakhs jis k paas khana ho or phir b km khaye.
Phir chup ho gay, yahan tk k aankhon mn aansu aa gay
kisi ny pocha 3sra kon hy ya hazrat?
Wo buzurg ronay lgay. Hichkian nikal gaen.or behosh ho gay. phir kaafi dair k baad farmaya
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3sra wo jis k paas balance ho msg package ho or wo phir b msg na kray...??
Heart Touching Good Morning
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"GOOD MORNING"
Best Wasi Shah lines
Meri Saltanat Main Dekh Kar Qadam Rakhna..
"WASI"
Q K Meri Dosti Ki Qaid Main Zamanat Nahi Hoti!. .
Heart Touching Story
Ek bache ka dost somandr mei doob k mar gya.
Wo roz samandar kinare jata or khara ho jata lehrain ati or us ke pair bhiga kar chali jati.
Or woh roty-roty samandar se kehta k "kitnay bhi paoon chu lo par mai tumhe kabhi maf nahi karun ga" . :-(
Wo roz samandar kinare jata or khara ho jata lehrain ati or us ke pair bhiga kar chali jati.
Or woh roty-roty samandar se kehta k "kitnay bhi paoon chu lo par mai tumhe kabhi maf nahi karun ga" . :-(
Ashfaq Ahmad writes in book "Zaviya"
Achi baat to sab ko achi lagti hy jab tumhe kisi ki buri bat b buri na lage to samj lena tumhe us se MOHABBAT hy.
Tajurba insaan ko galat fesly se bachata hy.
Magar
Tajurba galat fesly se hi hasil hota hy.
Izzat dil me honi chahiye lafzon me nahi.
Narazgi lafzon me honi chahiye dil me nahi.
Khush naseeb wo nahi jis ka naseeb acha hy.
Balke khush naseeb wo hy jo apne naseeb par khush hy.
Hv a blessed life!
Ans this Logical Question - What is Answer?
Question:
Aik kisan kuch darjan keley (bananas) shehar baichne k liye laya.
Us ne adhay foran baich diye aur adha darjan thori dair bad baich diye.
Us k pass aik darjan keley bachay.
Woh kitne darjan keley shehar laya tha?
Aik kisan kuch darjan keley (bananas) shehar baichne k liye laya.
Us ne adhay foran baich diye aur adha darjan thori dair bad baich diye.
Us k pass aik darjan keley bachay.
Woh kitne darjan keley shehar laya tha?
Answer:
3 darjan (36 bananas)
How to get Goal - which way is better
Agar raasta khubsoorat hai to pata karo k kis manzil ko jata hai.
Lekin
Agar manzil khubsorat ha to raastay ki parwaah mat karo!
Lekin
Agar manzil khubsorat ha to raastay ki parwaah mat karo!
The Mosque always under Clouds - Mosque Ghamamah
Dunia main aisi Kon c Masjid hai jis pe hr waqt badal chhay rehte hain...
Ans. Masjid' e 'Ghamamah (Badlon ki Masjid)
Madina Sharif... Aap (S.A.W.W)
Ne yahan ''Namaz-E-Istisqa'' ada ki thi. Tab Barish howi Or aj tak wahan Badal chhaye rehtay hain.
SUBHAN ALLAH
Wo Kagaz Ki Kashti - Wo Baarish Ka Paani - Best Ghazal
Yeh Daulat Bhi Le Lo Yeh Shaurat Bhi Le Lo
Bhale Cheen Lo Mujhse Se Meri Jawani
Magar Mujhko Lauta Do Bachpan Ka Sawan
Wo Kagaz Ki Kashti, Wo Baarish Ka Paani
Muhale Ki Sabse Purani Nishani
Wo Budhea Jise Bache Kehte The Naani
Wo Naani Ke Baaton Me Paarion Ka Dera
Wo Chehre Ki Jhuriaon Me Sadion Ka pehra
Bhulae Nahin Bhool Sakta Hai Koi
Wo Chotti Si Raaten Wo Lambi Kahani
Kaadi Dhoop Me Apne Ghar Se Nikalna
Wo Chidia Wo Bulbul Wo Titli Pakadna
Wo Guddia Ki Shaadi Pe Ladna Ghagadna
Wo Jhuloon Se Girna Wo Gir Ke Sambhalna
Wo Peetal Ke Chaalon Ke Pyare Se Tohfe
Wo Tuuti Hue Chudion Ki Nishani
Wo Kagaz Ki Kashti Wo Baarish Ka Paani
Kabhi Ret Ke Oonche TilooN Pe Jana
Gharoonde Bana'na, Bana'ke Mitana
Wo Masoom Chahat Ki Tasvir Apni
Wo KhwabooN KhilaooN Ki Jageer Apni
Na Duniya Ka Gam Tha Na RishtoN Ke Bandhan
Baree Khoobsurat Thi Wo Zindagani
Bhale Cheen Lo Mujhse Se Meri Jawani
Magar Mujhko Lauta Do Bachpan Ka Sawan
Wo Kagaz Ki Kashti, Wo Baarish Ka Paani
Muhale Ki Sabse Purani Nishani
Wo Budhea Jise Bache Kehte The Naani
Wo Naani Ke Baaton Me Paarion Ka Dera
Wo Chehre Ki Jhuriaon Me Sadion Ka pehra
Bhulae Nahin Bhool Sakta Hai Koi
Wo Chotti Si Raaten Wo Lambi Kahani
Kaadi Dhoop Me Apne Ghar Se Nikalna
Wo Chidia Wo Bulbul Wo Titli Pakadna
Wo Guddia Ki Shaadi Pe Ladna Ghagadna
Wo Jhuloon Se Girna Wo Gir Ke Sambhalna
Wo Peetal Ke Chaalon Ke Pyare Se Tohfe
Wo Tuuti Hue Chudion Ki Nishani
Wo Kagaz Ki Kashti Wo Baarish Ka Paani
Kabhi Ret Ke Oonche TilooN Pe Jana
Gharoonde Bana'na, Bana'ke Mitana
Wo Masoom Chahat Ki Tasvir Apni
Wo KhwabooN KhilaooN Ki Jageer Apni
Na Duniya Ka Gam Tha Na RishtoN Ke Bandhan
Baree Khoobsurat Thi Wo Zindagani
Sar oncha or Nazrien nechi rakho
"Apna Sar Oncha Rakho k Tum kisi se nhi darte Lekin Apni Nigahain nechi rakho ta k pata chale k Tum ek Baa IzaT Ghraney se Taluk rakhte ho"
Laga Kar Hont Kisi K Daman Ko Hum Dag_Dar Nhi Krte
Agr Choomna Hi Maqsood Ho To Nazron Se Choom Lia Krte Hain"
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"Laga Kar Hont Kisi K Daman Ko Hum Dag_Dar Nhi Krte''
Iblees or Wali-e-Islam - islamic SMS
.Ek WALI Se Iblees Ne Kaha:
Tujhe ALLAH Pe Boht Yaqeen Hai Na,
Tu Oonche Pahar Pe Charh Ja Aur Chalang Laga De, Phir Dekhte Hen K Tera ALLAH Tujhe Bachata Hai K Nhi.?
Tujhe ALLAH Pe Boht Yaqeen Hai Na,
Tu Oonche Pahar Pe Charh Ja Aur Chalang Laga De, Phir Dekhte Hen K Tera ALLAH Tujhe Bachata Hai K Nhi.?
WALI Ne Kaha:
Ae Shaitaan mardood ! Tu Dafa Ho Ja, Ye ALLAH Ka Kaam Hai K Mujhe Aazmaye, Mera Kaam Nhi K Main Us Ko Aazmaon.
SUBHANALLAH.
Pathan with Chicken - pathan funny SMS
Pathan:-Roti ka 1 tukra khud or 1 murgi ko khila raha tha.
Dost: Ye kya kar rhy ho?
Pathan:-Hm khandani ameer log ha.
Roz chicken k sath roti khata ha.
Dost: Ye kya kar rhy ho?
Pathan:-Hm khandani ameer log ha.
Roz chicken k sath roti khata ha.
Similarity Between Friends and Popcorn
Doston aur popcorn me kya similarity hai...?????
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Dono ko thorha sa jalao to mo phula kar beth jaate hein...
fwrd it to all ur popcorns.. :)
Qualties of Best Friend - How to found Best Friend
GOLDEN WORDS
( 1 ) Dosti karne se pehle surat ko nahi serat ko dekho,
( 2 )Acha dost wo hai jo tumhen khush dikh kar khush ho
(3) Asal dost wo hota he jis se door reh ke be mhbt ho
(4) Dost k kadar karo kyun ke dosti bohat azeem rishta he
(5) Dost ko nasihat akele me karo
Or
Tareef mehfil me.
*Dedicated to all lovely frnds!
[friend ship is very beutifull gift of life]
( 1 ) Dosti karne se pehle surat ko nahi serat ko dekho,
( 2 )Acha dost wo hai jo tumhen khush dikh kar khush ho
(3) Asal dost wo hota he jis se door reh ke be mhbt ho
(4) Dost k kadar karo kyun ke dosti bohat azeem rishta he
(5) Dost ko nasihat akele me karo
Or
Tareef mehfil me.
*Dedicated to all lovely frnds!
[friend ship is very beutifull gift of life]
One say love you to Greedy Girl
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki
Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U
LARKI:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji,
Wrong Number.
KAASH Duniya ki Ranginiyo Se kuch is trha chutkara Mil jaye
KAASH Duniya ki Ranginiyo Se kuch is trha chutkara Mil jaye...
Ham hon MADINE ki Gali May
Or ROZA-E-MUBARAK Per dam nikal jaye... (AMEEN)
Gham k Aanso thy jo Khushyon k Bahany Nikly
Sham k saaey jo suraj ko chupany nikly
Hum diye le k andheron ko jalany nikly
Or to kon tha jo jurm-e- baghawat karta
Aik hum hi thy jo ye rasm nibhany nikly
Sheher men dasht men sehra men bhi tujh ko paya
Ae gham-e-yar tery kitny thikany nikly
Chand nikla to main logon sy lipat kr roya
Gham k aanso thy jo khushyon k bahany nikly
Pathan Fails in Biology Practical - jao tm bhi Fail
PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attend Krty Huye.
Examinr Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai,
Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..?
PATHAN Bola :
i Don't Know..
Examiner : You Are Fail,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
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PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao.
Bat krta hai
Ja0 tm b fail :-)
Hieght of Shame - Father in Bus
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab me kharri hoti he
Aadmi bike pe aya or kaha
Lift chahiye kya?
Larki bOli:
"Toba Abbu me hoon"
Be Parda Aurat - Islamic SMS
"Be Parrda Aurat Allah Ke Nazdeek Koi Izzat Nahi Rakhti"
"Aurat ki Bepardgi Mard ki Behayai ka Saboot he"
"Mard ki gerat ka andaza us ki aurat k parde se lagaya jata hai"
Silent SMS for all Muslims - Bush and Obama planed to kill 140 million Muslims with Katrina Kaif
1 Latifa jo haqiqat biyan karta hai,
"Bush or Obama 1 baar mai bethy thy,
1 muslim larkay ne pucha tum log ab kya program bana rahe ho?
Bush: 3rd Aalmi jang ka program hai, Is martaba hum 140 Million Muslims Or KATRINA KAIF ko marenge,
Boy: Katrina Kaif ko Q?
Bush Ne Obama ki taraf dekha or kaha:
"Dekha! Mai ne kaha tha na k 140 million muslims ko Qatal karny ki waja koi nahi puchay ga".
?A silent msg for all muslims?
Paindu ki Shadi or Paindu Guest
1 Paindu ki
Shadi pe sb
Paindu hi Aye
Huay they,
Khana start
Hua to
1 Paindu ne
Plate mei
Tissue paper
Dekh kr socha
Shayed ye b
Koi Khane wali
Cheez hai
Shadi pe sb
Paindu hi Aye
Huay they,
Khana start
Hua to
1 Paindu ne
Plate mei
Tissue paper
Dekh kr socha
Shayed ye b
Koi Khane wali
Cheez hai
Jb wo Tissue
Paper utha kr
Mounh mei
Dalne laga to
Us k sb dost
Onchi Awaz
Mei Boley
Oyey Na
Khawein
Phikka Ee
Hazoor S.A.W.W ka nazdik sab sa afzal kam
Abdullah Bin Masood Rz.A Farmatay hen Mene Rasoolullah Sal-Lal-Laho Alaihe Wasallam se pocha, Kon sa Kaam sab se Afzal hay, Ap Alaih Salam ne Farmaya:Namaz ko Waqat par Adda karna, Mene Pocha Phir Kon sa? Ap S.A.W ne Farmaya:Waldain se Naik Sulook krna, Mene pocha Phir kon sa, Ap S.A.W ne Farmaya:ALLAH k Rastay mai Jihad krna (Muslim, H#252, Kitab ul Iman
Always give respect to Others even They have no mercy for You
Har KISI k SATH Naram Rawaiya Rakho
Un Logo K Sath B Jo Tumhare Sath BAD-MIZAJ Hon
Is Lye Nhi K WO Ache Nhi Hen
Bal K Is Liye K TUM To Ache ho..
Hamesha dosti ki Hifazat karo - It is a God gift
Hamesha "DOSTI" Ki Hifazat Karo
Q K "DOST"
Q K "DOST"
Nemat B Hai
"DUA" B
Rishta B
Bharosa B
Taaqat B
Ehsaas B
Mithaas B
Haqiqat B
Muhabat B
Wafa B
Pasand B
Chahat B
Sahara B
Raaz B
Parda B
Phool B
Khushboo B
Umeed B
Or
Muskaan B
A ''ALLAH'' Meray "DOSTON" Ko Lambi Umar,
Achi Sehat Or Bohat Sari "KHUSHIYAN" Atta Farma
Or
Saray Ghamon Se Mehfooz Farma.
....AAMEEN....
DENGUI SA NAHI ALLAH SA DARNA KI ZARURAT HA? SILENT WORDS? CAN YOU HEAR?
Jo log dil mai Allah ka khouf nahi rakhtay Phir Allah un k dil mai us cheez ka khouf paida Farma Deta hai jisay insaan haqeer se haqeer tar samajhta hai,
Jaisay ka "Machhar" Aaj insaan ek machhar k haathon itna zaleel ho raha hai k apne ghar mai bhi mehfooz nahi
Ye waba nahi Allah ka Azmaish hai Magar hum log bajaye is k,k Allah se apne gunahon ki maafi maangen sachay dil se touba karen
hum apni naaqis aqlon se bachaao k tareeqay dhoond rahe hain.Aaj jitna rush hospitals mai hai agar yehi rush masjidon mai aa jaaye tou INSHAALLAH yeh azaab ALLAH ki rehmat se khatam ho jaye ga!
wish Funny gud morning to your Friends - Good morning SMS
:":":":GoÖod Morning:":":":
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Ab kya Neeche NÄSHTA, dhond rahy ho!
keh to diya
"GooD Morning''
Kalma Tayyaba ka wazahat - Islamic Faida
KALMA TAYYABA k 2 hissay hen.
>Dono men 12, 12 Harf hen.
>Dono Nuqta k bagher hen:
>Pehla hissa
"Maqsad-e-Zindgi" sikhata hai
or dusra hissa
"Tarz-e-ZindGi"
Payari si Subha ma Payara sa Gud Morning
'*Is*' '*Pyari*' '*C*' '*suba*' '*K*'
'*Pyary*' '*Se*' '*Mausm*' '*Mai*'
'*Pyari*' '*C*' '*Hawaon*' '*Mai*'
'*Sb*' '*Se*' '*Pyare*' '*dost ko*
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'*Pyary*' '*Se*' '*Mausm*' '*Mai*'
'*Pyari*' '*C*' '*Hawaon*' '*Mai*'
'*Sb*' '*Se*' '*Pyare*' '*dost ko*
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*Good morning*
Top six Difference Between Real Friends and Fake Friends
Difference between Real and Fake friends!
FF:Never care 4u when u r far.
RF:Never care 4u when u r near.
FF:Calls ur name sweetly
RF:Calls u always with stupid silly names
FF:Never seen u cry
RF:Cry with u
FF:Will never hurt u.
RF:Hurt u often with 1000's of apologies.
FF:Know a few things abt u.
RF:Can write a book abt u
FF:Would ignore this message
RF:Will send this 2 all real frendz
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Do Din ki Zindagi hai kia karo gay ulajh kar - Poetry Lines
Do din ki zindagi
hai kia karo gay
ulajh kar,,
hai kia karo gay
ulajh kar,,
Raho to phoolon
ki manind,,
bikhro
to khushbo ban kar...
Fifa announced 2018 Worldcup in Pakistan - Naseebo Funny Song for Ronaldo
FIFA has Announced 2018 Worldcup in Pakistan..
Naseebo Lal will sing the Official song...
Naseebo Lal will sing the Official song...
"Meray Foot Ballaan Nu Hila gya Ronaldo,
te GUJRAAN nu agg lag gai''
Pathan in Airplane with Airhostess - Funnu SMS
PIA ki flight mein Captain anouncment k baad mike Off krna bhooL gaya,
Capten apne
co-pilot se :
Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga
ye sun kr 1air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai
Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga.
Dil jo Tota to ahh Nikli - Humdardiyan, khaloos, dilaasay, Tasalliyan
Humdardiyan, khaloos, dilaasay, Tasalliyan
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Dil tootany ke baad tamashay buhat huwe....
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Dil tootany ke baad tamashay buhat huwe....
Quran ka Kalaam ki Azmat / Taqat - Urdu SMS
قرآن کی طاقت
سورۂ یاسین قبر کےعذاب سےبچاتی ہے-
سورۂرحمن امیرکرتی ہے-
سورۂ واقع بھوک مٹاتی ہے-
سورۂالملک قبرمیں روشنی کرتی ہے-
سورۂ الجاثیہ ذندگی میںامن لاتی ہے-
Allah ka nam Par da do Baba - A Silent MSG for All
Aik Ghareeb admi Fruit WaLe Ki Dukan Par Gaya
or
Kaha:
or
Kaha:
"ALLAH" Ke Naam Pe 1 Aam De Do
Dukandar Ne
1 GaLa-Sarra, Kharab Aam ghareeb Ko De Dia
Phir
Us ghareeb Ne 20,Rupy NikaLy
To
Dukandar Ne us Ko 2, Ache or Behtreen Aam Dye.
Ghareeb Ne Aasman Ki Tarf Dekha
or
Kaha:"Ay ALLAH"!
Dekh
Tujhe Kya Dia
or
Mujhe Kya Dia
This Is A SiLent MSG 4 ALL....
Waqt Insan Se Zameen Bhi Cheen Liya karta Hai - Ghalib Poetry
Mat kar Aasman ko Choney ki Hasrat
* = *Ghalib* = *
Waqt Insan Se Zameen Bhi Cheen Liya karta Hai..!
Maa ki Azmat ko Salam - Pray for my Mother
Jab"MAA"apni "AULAD"k liye "DUA"krti hai to "ZAMEEN"or "AASMAN"k darmyan k sare "PARDY"uth jate hain
Or"ALLAH"wo "DUA"khud sunta Hy
"SubhanAllah"
Meri MAA ka liye Dua kren k Allah unko sahat or tandrusti de or unka Saya kaim rakhe.
Or"ALLAH"wo "DUA"khud sunta Hy
"SubhanAllah"
Meri MAA ka liye Dua kren k Allah unko sahat or tandrusti de or unka Saya kaim rakhe.
Ameen
Today's Interesting Game - Answer in one Word
Srf 1 lafz mein jawab likhiye..
Q. Zindagi?
A
Q. Parents ?
A:
Q. Cell?
A:
Q. Shaadi?
A:
Q. Friends?
A:
Q. Baarish?
A:
Q. Nafrat?
A
Q. Music?
A:
Q. Pyar?
A:
Q. DilL?
A:
Q. Chaand?
A:
Q. Raat?
A:
Q. KhoobSoorat?
A
Q. Me?
A:
Reply must.
Girl friend ka inkar par aik Ghazal
Is tarhan sy sataane ki zarurat kia thi
Kamini dil ko jalane ki zrurat kia thi
Kamini dil ko jalane ki zrurat kia thi
Jo nhi tha Ishq to keh dia hota,
Apni owqat dikhane ki zrurat kia thi.
Maaloom tha agr ye khuwab toot jayenge,
Manho0s phr nend me ane ki zrurat kia thi.!
Ishq pr lagti rahegi hr daur me pabandi
Ek aashiq ki watt lagwane ki zrurat kia thi.!
Maan lo agr ye yaktarfa mohabat thi
To phr nafsiyati aurat.!
Mujhe dekh kr muskrane ki zrurat kia thi
Bhulany se jo Bhulay Na Vo kahani chor Jaon ga - Poetry SMS
Bhulany se jo Bhulay Na Vo kahani chor Jaon ga
Zamany Me teri
Ankhon Me pani chor jaon ga
Lipat kr dair Tuk dar-o-diwar se Log roynge
Me aisi sog me lipti jawani chor Jaon ga
Mitao gay kahan Tak Tum Meri yaden meri baten
Me har 1 mor pr apni nishani chor jaon ga
Mery ye lafz mr k b mujhy marny nai denge
Me chup ho k b Lehjey ki rawani chor jaon ga
Kuch is tarha se Niklu ga teri Dunya ko Thukra kr
Me dushman k b chehray pr herani chor jaon ga.
Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc. But nothing to measure Love - Why?
A Sweet Story.
Once a girl askd a boy:
Why we hav units 2 measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc. But nothng 2 measure Luv, Trust, Frndship. Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Once a girl askd a boy:
Why we hav units 2 measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc. But nothng 2 measure Luv, Trust, Frndship. Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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.
Dekh janu enj chawlan na mar main date tay aya wa physics da paper dain nai :-D
Bhulay Shah - Zehr Veikh Ka Peeta te ki Peeta
Bhulay Shah,
Zehar veikh k pèéta te ki pèéta,
ISHQ soch k kèéta te ki kèéta,
Dil de k Dil lain di ääs rkhi,
PYAR eho jeya kèéta te ki kèéta.
Self-Discipline begins with the mastery of your thoughts - Inspirational Quotes
Self-Discipline begins with the mastery of your thoughts...
If you don't control what you think,
you can't control
what you do...!
"Larki" jab roti hai to wo ankho ki bjaye Monh par Q hath rakhti hai ?
"Larki" jab roti hai to wo ankho ki bjaye,,,
Monh par Q hath rakhti hai..??
Monh par Q hath rakhti hai..??
reply..??
all boys And girls ko send karo or maze k answer suno... Reply musT
Sardar & his Wife - Funny Punjabi SMS
Sardarni:
janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai,
janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai,
sardar:
O Shukr Kr Gas Hai,
Petrol Honda Te America Ne Qabza Kr Lena c..
Wapda emloyes facing marriage problems - Funny Wapda SMS
Larka rishty k lye larki k ghr gaya,
larki k Walid sb: beta kya naam ha?
Larka: jee faraz
Walid: mashallah! kitna prha ha?
Larka: jee MBA kiya hai
Walid: Bht khoob! kahan rhty ho?
Larka: jee Gulshan e Iqbal me
Walid: mashallah mashallah! kya krty ho?
Larka: jee WAPDA me job krta hun
Walid: Uth begairat teri wja se me kal Apni Begum Ki shalwar pehan k nikal gya tha w0 B Ulti :-
(,")/ Dafa h0ja
/ \ yahan se
Good Morning SMS In Punjabi Language - Punjabi Gud Morning
Pawy Ghussa Karo
Pawy Rowo
Pawy PiTTo
Pawy Rola Pao
Pawy Abbey Nu Dasso
Pawy Mobile Torr Deyo!
Assi Tey Es Time Hi "Good Morning" Kehna aay.::-)
Breaking News - Women can Rob Your house - Try to Beaware
Breaking news aj kal kuch Aurten gharon me macharmar spray karne k lye arahen hen or wo spray gharwalon ko behosh kardeta he or wo auraten asani se ghar ki safaya karjati hen please kisi ajnabi aurat ko ghar k under dakhil na hone den.please forward to all.
Wishing You Happy Birthday - Today is Your Day
Labels:
Birthday SMS,
Decent SMS,
English SMS
Today is your day.
Its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today. I wish u all the best.
''--..Happy birth day..--''
Its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today. I wish u all the best.
''--..Happy birth day..--''
Gunahoon ka Bawajood - Allah pak ka Ihsan
اســــــــــــــلام
علیـــــــــــــکم
ورحمتہ اللہ وبرکاتہ
علیـــــــــــــکم
ورحمتہ اللہ وبرکاتہ
بندہ جب گناہ کرتا ہے، اللہ تعالی اس وقت بھی اس پر چار احسان فرماتا ہے.
اس کا رزق بندنہیں کرتا
اس کی طاقت سلب نہیں کرتا
اس کے گناہ کو ظاہر نہیں کرتا
اس کو فورا سزا نہیں دیتا
اےانسان! تو پھر بھی ایسے احسان کرنے والے کی نافرمانی کریگا؟
Pathan ki Soch ko Salam - Pathan Urdu Funny SMS
ایک پٹھان کو پوری رات مچھروں نے بہت پریشان کیا:
پٹھان کا دماغ گھوما...
پٹھان نے زھر پی لیا اور بولا...
اب کاٹو سالو،سب کے سب مرو گے
پٹھان کا دماغ گھوما...
پٹھان نے زھر پی لیا اور بولا...
اب کاٹو سالو،سب کے سب مرو گے
Inspirational Happy Birthday - Born to Death - Birthday SMS
Labels:
Birthday SMS,
Decent SMS,
English SMS
You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)
I am So Beautiful - Funny Poetry SMS
Lafzon ki banawat mujhe nahin aati
ay DOST...!
ay DOST...!
"I am so beautiful" sedhi si bat hai...
(,")/
<)) Oye pani
//_ phenk..
Lgta hy Kuch jal raha ha?)
Get Up - Its too Late - Morning SMS
(\ /)
(~_~)oye.!
(")(")suttay pay
o jee...
(~_~)oye.!
(")(")suttay pay
o jee...
Toba toba
Koi any dair v sonda ay..
Chalo uth jao jaldi..
Bari soni suba ay,
"GOOD MORNING";-)
Sitaron Ki tarha Haamesha Muskarata Rehna - Sweet Morning for You
*. Sweet .*
*. Morning .*
*. For You .*
*. .*. .*. .*
Hamesha MUSKURATE rahain
In Sitaron ki tarha
*.*.*.*.*.*.
"ASSALAM O ALAIKUM"
SUBHA BAKHER
*. Morning .*
*. For You .*
*. .*. .*. .*
Hamesha MUSKURATE rahain
In Sitaron ki tarha
*.*.*.*.*.*.
"ASSALAM O ALAIKUM"
SUBHA BAKHER
The Day of Beauty - Khusurati ka Din
Baray afsos ki bat hai Pura din guzr gya Sab ne wish kya mujhy Magar ap ne mujhy wish nahi kiya.
kya ap ko nahi malum k Aj
kya ap ko nahi malum k Aj
"KHOBSURAT"
Logo ka Din hai.
Gustakhi-e-Rasool (P.BU.H) pa Jaan bi Qurban - Call Free to Block Website against Rasool (P.B.U.H)
" Explode your Spirit "
Ksi bhi website Per
Hazrat Muhammad (P.B.U.H) ki Shaan main koi gustakhi dekhen to foran itLa dain.
email:
complaint@pta.gov.pk
Ph: 08005505 (free call)
Is message ko apni poori phone book per send karen. Ye aapki duty hay
Sardar Funny SMS - Flirt SMS
Sardar da putar: Abba Main Suneya ay k Maan pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee ?
Piyo: Kuttay deya putra jiven tu "luk luk" ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah hunda ee.
A very Meaningful Line for a true Relation
A very Meaningful Line for a true Relation.
"Hurt Me with Truth, but ..
Never Satisfy Me with a Lie"
:-T
Dengue Machar sa Firyaad - Siyassi SMS
Tujhy tery paida krnay waly ki qasam
Aey Dengue
.
¤machar¤
.
Bas 1 dafa Zardari ko larr ja;->
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Jo is sms ko Aagy send kray usy chorta ja.
Aey Dengue
.
¤machar¤
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Bas 1 dafa Zardari ko larr ja;->
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Jo is sms ko Aagy send kray usy chorta ja.
Have a Nice day - Ascii SMS
(""""'"")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___) ssalam
,;*""*;,
|| ||
"*,,,,*"
(""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)laikum
,;*""*;,
¡| ,--,
"*,,,,* o o d
("""\ /"")
) |\\__//| (orning
(__) \__/ (__)
(""'') ("")
) (==) (
(___) (___) a v e
("""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)
(""""") ("")
) ("\\) (
(___) (_____) i c e
("""""'*,
) D )
(_____,*" a y
/ /_\ \
(___) (___) ssalam
,;*""*;,
|| ||
"*,,,,*"
(""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)laikum
,;*""*;,
¡| ,--,
"*,,,,* o o d
("""\ /"")
) |\\__//| (orning
(__) \__/ (__)
(""'') ("")
) (==) (
(___) (___) a v e
("""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)
(""""") ("")
) ("\\) (
(___) (_____) i c e
("""""'*,
) D )
(_____,*" a y
UDAASI Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay
"UDAASI" Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay
"""'DOST""""
Koi Nazar Andaz Kary To Kitna dard hota hy
Muhabat Ki Shma Jla Kar To Dekho
Muhabat Ki Shma Jla Kar To Dekho
Zra Dil Ki Dunya Sja Kar To Dekho
Agar Ho Na Jay Muhabat To Kehna Zara
Mera Nambar Mila Kar To Dekho
Girl in Proffessor Room - Flirt SMS
1 larki profesor k room mai enter huyi
Girl: me exams mai pas hone k liye kuch b karun ge
Profesor:
acha
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.
Idhar aao.
Mere pas betho
.
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.
Or
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.
Books khol kr tayyari karo.
na PUTTAR na mulk day halat wekhy ney
Bs feer sudar jao....:-)
Dost ka Matlab
" DOST ka "
" MATLB "
" MATLB "
D: Door rehkar bi jo pass ho.
O: Ouron se jo zyada khass ho.
S: Sabse piyara jiska ehsaas ho.
T: Taqdir ko jiski
talash ho.
Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Me Rehna
Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Me Rehna
Kisi K Pas Rehny Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aesa Ho.......!
Assalam-o-Alikum and Gud Morning
(""""'"")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___) ssalam
,;*""*;,
|| ||
"*,,,,*"
(""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)laikum
,;*""*;,
¡| ,--,
"*,,,,* o o d
("""\ /"")
) |\\__//| (orning
(__) \__/ (__)
(""'') ("")
) (==) (
(___) (___) a v e
("""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)
(""""") ("")
) ("\\) (
(___) (_____) i c e
("""""'*,
) D )
(_____,*" a y.
/ /_\ \
(___) (___) ssalam
,;*""*;,
|| ||
"*,,,,*"
(""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)laikum
,;*""*;,
¡| ,--,
"*,,,,* o o d
("""\ /"")
) |\\__//| (orning
(__) \__/ (__)
(""'') ("")
) (==) (
(___) (___) a v e
("""""")
/ /_\ \
(___) (___)
(""""") ("")
) ("\\) (
(___) (_____) i c e
("""""'*,
) D )
(_____,*" a y.
Funny Student answer in Anger - Urdu SMS
ایک بچہ گھر سے مار کھا کر غصے میں سکول جا رہا تھا راستے میں کسی نے پوچھا بیٹا پڑھنے جا رھے ھو " لڑکا " نہیں مس سے نکاح کرنے جا رہا ھوں.
Munni or Shila ka Veer ho tum - Flirt SMS
Waise to
bare aziz ho
" TUM ",
Mgr na jane
kiya cheez ho
" TUM "
Na koi phone
Na koi sms
bare aziz ho
" TUM ",
Mgr na jane
kiya cheez ho
" TUM "
Na koi phone
Na koi sms
Aur nakhre
aise karte ho jaise,
'MUNNI or shela K veer "ho" TUM
Namaz ka dus (10) Faidy - Islamic Namaz SMS
Namaz k 10 Faiday
1.Chehre pay Nooraniyat,
2.Dil ka noor,
3.Jism ki raahat,
4.Qabar me saathi,
5.Nuzul e Rehmat ka zariya,
6.Aasmano ki chaabi,
7.Meezan me wazan,
8.Allah ki raza,
9.Jannat ki keemat,
10.Aag se bachao ka zariya.
Bahyo namaz parho or dawat dia karo.
Starting of the Day With the name of Allah - Islamic SMS
... اسلام عليكم ...
... صبح بخير ...
... صبح بخير ...
"سبحان الله وبحمده
سبحان الله العظيم"
لااله الا الله محمدالرسول الله.
خوبصؤرت صبح كا آغاذ الله کے نام سے جو بڑا مھربان نھایت رحم کرنے والا ھے.
Dengi machar sa Bachao - Sucide Attack - Rehman Malik
ڈینگی سے بچنے کا راستہ پاکستانی حکومت نے نکال لیا.
ایک مھچرکو ماردو
اسکےجنازےکے ساتھ سارے مچھر جائیںگے
وہاں ايك
خودكش دھماکہ کردو اور الزام القاعدہ پرلگادو
اب مچھربھی مریںگے
اور
ڈالربھی ملیںگے.
ایک مھچرکو ماردو
اسکےجنازےکے ساتھ سارے مچھر جائیںگے
وہاں ايك
خودكش دھماکہ کردو اور الزام القاعدہ پرلگادو
اب مچھربھی مریںگے
اور
ڈالربھی ملیںگے.
(رحمان ملک)
Beautiful Saying of Hazrat Ali (R.A) - Islamic Best SMS
"Dua apne lye Mangna ibadat hy 0r dusron k lye Mangna khidmat hy"
" Ibadat se jannat mlti hy 0r khidmt se KHUDA."
(Hazrat ALI R'A)
Lafzon ki banawat mujhe nahin aati ay DOST - Funny Poetry SMS
Lafzon ki banawat mujhe nahin aati
ay DOST...!
ay DOST...!
"I am so beautiful" sedhi si bat hai...
(,")/
<)) Oye pani
//_ phenk..
Lgta hy Kuch jal raha ha?
Sarda in Pizza Shop - Funny Sardar SMS
Sardar pizza leney ek pizza shop py gya,
Shop wala:-"sir pizza k 4 piece krney hain ya 8?"
Sardar:- 4 kar de yaar, Pta nai 8 khady v janday nay k nai....!!
Shop wala:-"sir pizza k 4 piece krney hain ya 8?"
Sardar:- 4 kar de yaar, Pta nai 8 khady v janday nay k nai....!!
Exchange your Heart with Dog to live in Pakistan
Mareez:
Dil K Opration K Baad Mujhe ZARDARI Acha Lagnay Laga Hai,
Dil K Opration K Baad Mujhe ZARDARI Acha Lagnay Laga Hai,
Kia Main Pagal Ho geya Hon.?
Doctor:
Nahi,,!
Tumhen Jo Dil Lagaya Hai
Wo
"KUTTAY"
Ka Hai.
HAZRAT MOHAMMAD (S.A.W.W.) ki kuch Adatien
1-chalty waqt nigah neechay rakhty
2- Salam me hmesha pehal krty
3- Mehman Nawazi khud krty
4- Nafli ibadat chup kr krty
5- Farz ibadat sub k samny krty
6- Bimar ki mizaj pursi krty
7- jb khary hoey ghusa ata to baith jaty or baithy huay ghusa ata to leit jaty
8- miswaq krty
9- isha se phlay kabi na soty.
10 kbi khul kr na hansty,sirf muskraty
ALLAHA TAALA sms agey bejne wale ki tmam khowahishen pori kare.AAMEEN
2- Salam me hmesha pehal krty
3- Mehman Nawazi khud krty
4- Nafli ibadat chup kr krty
5- Farz ibadat sub k samny krty
6- Bimar ki mizaj pursi krty
7- jb khary hoey ghusa ata to baith jaty or baithy huay ghusa ata to leit jaty
8- miswaq krty
9- isha se phlay kabi na soty.
10 kbi khul kr na hansty,sirf muskraty
ALLAHA TAALA sms agey bejne wale ki tmam khowahishen pori kare.AAMEEN
Sent from my Nokia phone
Bundle of Good Mornings - ASCII SMS
Ye lo
,.+""-.,*,.-""+.
# _ Good _ #
* Morning*
"-.,*,.-"
Ye he nahi
Ye lain 1 aur
Good Morning
\*G*\
\*O*\
|*O*|
/*D*/
/***/
¡*M*|
\*O*\
\*R*\
\*N*\
| *I* |
/*N*/
/*G*/
/***/
/***/
Aap muskraye
*;%*;%'*
*;*;%'*
)¡(
(__)
FRESH ROSE
For You
Yaar,
Thero Thero!
Abhi 1
Good Morning baqi hai
\\//\\//ishing
""" """
\\//
//ou
"'
// ___//
//"""//appy
// ___//
//"""//appy":":" ":":"Morning":":" ":":"":":"
Abhi Bus nahi janab aik aur Wish hai for U
\\//\\// ishing
""" """
\\//
//ou
"GREAT" DAY.
Sent from my Nokia phone
An Interesting Question - Urdu SMS
ایک دلچسپ سوال؟
لڑکا عشق میں فیل ھوکر داڑھی بڑھا لیتا ھے.
بتاؤ لڑکی عشق میں فیل ھوکر کیا کرتی ھے؟
تمام دوستو کو بیجھو اور جواب تلاش کروجواب ضرور دينا.
چیلنج ہے.plz replay
my-nokia-cell.blogspot.com
لڑکا عشق میں فیل ھوکر داڑھی بڑھا لیتا ھے.
بتاؤ لڑکی عشق میں فیل ھوکر کیا کرتی ھے؟
تمام دوستو کو بیجھو اور جواب تلاش کروجواب ضرور دينا.
چیلنج ہے.plz replay
my-nokia-cell.blogspot.com
Payara Rasool ki Payari Batien - Islamic SMS
"Jab tum haya na kro to jo chaahe karo"
(MUSLIM).
(MUSLIM).
"Tum ghaib ki khabren batane wale k pas na jaya kro"
(MUSLIM).
"Qabron ko sajda gaah na bnao."
(Muslim)
"Lazaton ko khatam karne waali maot ko kasrat se yaad kiya kro."
(Sahi Bukhari)
"Duniya me aise zindagi guzaro jaise k musafir ho is duniya me."
(Sahi Bukhari)
ALLAH us k chehre ko tar-o-taza rakhta hai jis ne hadees ko suna, yaad kiya or aagay ponchaya.
(Sahi Muslim)
Ecoonomical Method to Cure Dengue Fever - Sri Lankan Team Announcment
Sri Lanka k medical univesity ne apni research se Dengue Fever ka sasta elaaj btaya hy.
Un k mutabik 1 glass sugar cane juice (RO) main 1 spoon chakander ka juice or 1 spoon lemon mix kar k din main 2 dafa piyen.
3 din main he fever utar jaye ga.
Plz forward
Un k mutabik 1 glass sugar cane juice (RO) main 1 spoon chakander ka juice or 1 spoon lemon mix kar k din main 2 dafa piyen.
3 din main he fever utar jaye ga.
Plz forward
Height Of Chill
" Theif 1: Lets Count The Money We Have Stolen Today "
" Theif 2: I'm So Tired, We'll See It In The Newspaper Tomorrow...!
Mughe Zeher Chahiya Kiun ka I am Married
Aik Aadmi Medical Store par gaya Aur Bola : Mujhe Zehar Chahiye...
Medical Store wala : Main Aap ko Us waqt tak Zehar nahin de sakta Jab tak Aap k Pass Ijazat Nama na ho...I
Aadmi ne Usey Apna Nikah Nama dikhaya...
Medical Store wala : Pappu...
Vaddi Bottle de Janab nu... ~:
Moulana Mohammad Ali Lahori explained The Summary of Quran in Three Lines - Urdu SMS
مفسرقرآن حضرت مولانااحمدعلی لاھوری(رحمہ اللہ تعالی)
"پورےقرآن کا خلاصہ"تین جملوں میں بیان فرمایاکرتےتھے.
1. اللہ کو اسکی عبادت سےراضی کرو.
2.رسول(صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم)کو انکی اطاعت سےراضی کرو.
3.مخلوق کواسکی خدمت سےراضی کرو.
"پورےقرآن کا خلاصہ"تین جملوں میں بیان فرمایاکرتےتھے.
1. اللہ کو اسکی عبادت سےراضی کرو.
2.رسول(صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم)کو انکی اطاعت سےراضی کرو.
3.مخلوق کواسکی خدمت سےراضی کرو.
Love story of Hen (Murghi) and Crow (Kaway) - Crow is in Air Force
Aik murghi ko kaway se pyar hoa,
jab murghay ko pata chala to wo murghi ka paas gya or bola k mujh me kya kami hai..?
smart hun kaway se ziyada khubsurat hun.tumhari bradri ka hun?
Murghi boli: Mae tumhary jazbat ki qadar krti hon,lekin wo air force mae hai.
jab murghay ko pata chala to wo murghi ka paas gya or bola k mujh me kya kami hai..?
smart hun kaway se ziyada khubsurat hun.tumhari bradri ka hun?
Murghi boli: Mae tumhary jazbat ki qadar krti hon,lekin wo air force mae hai.
W0 tamam meri hamaqatein j0u hui hain gunah ki chaa0'n mein
W0 tamam meri hamaqatein j0u hui hain gunah ki chaa0'n mein..
w0 amal ki sari kasaaftein j0u likhi gayi hain fiza0'n mein..
Tere samne haii zara zara Teri Zaat wakif-e-hal haii..
Main buraa sahii mujhe bakhsh de mere dil k0 sakht malal haii..
Meri neend ankh0n se d0or hy mera mazi itna kharab haii..
ye karam haii Rab-e-Jahan Tera,
mere hr gunah pe naqab haii..
Tujhe ikhtiyar haii sub ka sb, mera Tujh se itna sawal haii..
Tu mu'aaf kr Tu Kareem hai, Tu RAB-e-ZUL JALAL hai
(AMEEN)....!
Wiki leaks - Real Identification of Altaf Hussain?
Wiki leaks
Real Identification of Altaf Hussain.?
Real Identification of Altaf Hussain.?
His real name is Rajesh Kumar Chawla S/o Nand Lal Chawla
He is the Member Of Black Water & Zee Worlwide & Cyn Corp & Many other Terrorrist agencies
. Before holding this position he worked in special services groups of C.I.A USA RAW INDIA MOOSAD ISRAIL for 32 Year
He is very Dangrious man for Muslims Comunities Plz save Muslims Save Pakistanies from this WOLF!!
Advantages of not having a lover
-Saves time
-Sleep well
-Don't hav to worry about how u look & wear
-Talk wid all guyz/gulz
-Go anywhere wid anyone
-No restrictions
-No boring sms & talks whole night
-Free of all sily fights & tensions
BONUS - live a long life.
-Sleep well
-Don't hav to worry about how u look & wear
-Talk wid all guyz/gulz
-Go anywhere wid anyone
-No restrictions
-No boring sms & talks whole night
-Free of all sily fights & tensions
BONUS - live a long life.
Dedicated to all
Uncomitted people! N als0 t0 the lovers who r missing the real fun..:)
Always Pray With a Strong Faith
"Agar Kismat ka likha hi sub kuch hota, to Khuda insan ko DUA mangna kabhi na sikhata"
So
"Always Pray With a Strong Faith"
.
Assalam-o-Alaikum
So
"Always Pray With a Strong Faith"
.
Assalam-o-Alaikum
Our Commen Behaviour on Lossing Somthing - We have to change this
"Never feel sad on loosing anything in your life because whenever a Tree looses its leaf, a new leaf is ready to take its place."
Silent Truth
Jb shoes bechnay wale ki incme, teachr ki incme se zyada ho to smj lo k is qoum ko education ki nhi jooton ki zrorat ha.
( Prof. Ditta mochi M.Sc Jootiyalogy )
Future Plaining
Once Oldman waiting 4 Train sitting
at Bench.
A Boy
came & asked Time.
0ldman refuse
2 tel Time
Boy insisted
again n again
But Oldman denied
Boy asked Reason?
Oldman :
If i tel U the Time, then
u will ask abt Me
my name
job etc
Then
I ask about u
both of us wil be frank.
By chance u
may get seat wid me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter wil come 2 recieve me.
She wil meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love wid her
she too
Then
she insist me 2 marry u
&
i m sorry
I dont want a poor son-in-law
who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
Time
Boy: Lanat ay baba tera tay"
at Bench.
A Boy
came & asked Time.
0ldman refuse
2 tel Time
Boy insisted
again n again
But Oldman denied
Boy asked Reason?
Oldman :
If i tel U the Time, then
u will ask abt Me
my name
job etc
Then
I ask about u
both of us wil be frank.
By chance u
may get seat wid me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter wil come 2 recieve me.
She wil meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love wid her
she too
Then
she insist me 2 marry u
&
i m sorry
I dont want a poor son-in-law
who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
Time
Boy: Lanat ay baba tera tay"
Hello Pakistan - Jadoo Ki Japhi
GOOD MORNING
PAKISTAN,
PAKISTAN,
Bhai log ko SALAAM,
Dosto ko HELLO,
Bzurgo ko ADAAB
Girls ko PYAR,
Or khas dosto ko jaise k ap KO
Jado ki jhappi
~GOOD MORNING~
Science Proves that Namaz helps all to fit them all
Medical Science discovered that
Long Sajda:
No Heart Problem,
Increase Eye sight,increase Brain work &Face beauty.
Long Sajda:
No Heart Problem,
Increase Eye sight,increase Brain work &Face beauty.
Rukoo with straight legs
No knees/joints prblems.
Straight standing aftr Rukoo,
No Back bone prblms.
Namaz improves Digestve system.
In Short,NAMAZ is a ful body tonic.
To Tum apna Rab ki kon kon si Nematon ko Jhutlao ga
Allah ne apne bando pe 3 anayaat ki
1. Gandum or Anaaj me keerey paida kar diye,
warna log ise soney or chandi ki tarah zakheera kar letay or log bhookey mar jate
2. Mot k baad murdey k jism me badboo paida ki warna koi apne pyaaro ko dafan na karta
3. Museebat k baad sabar o sakoon diya warna zindgi kbi khsghawar na hoti
1. Gandum or Anaaj me keerey paida kar diye,
warna log ise soney or chandi ki tarah zakheera kar letay or log bhookey mar jate
2. Mot k baad murdey k jism me badboo paida ki warna koi apne pyaaro ko dafan na karta
3. Museebat k baad sabar o sakoon diya warna zindgi kbi khsghawar na hoti
To tm apne rab ki kon kon si naimat ko jhutlao gay?
Silent Msg For All Boys & Girls
Eik Sahabi Beemaar Ho Gaye To Unhon Ne Apni Beti Ko Bazaar Bhaija "Hakeem" Ko Bulanay Ke Liye, Jaatay Jaatay Wo Kisi Ghair Mard Se Takra Gai Aur Bouhat Afsurda Hui, To Uss Ne Aatay Hi Apnay Baap Se Poocha K Aap Ka Kabhi Kisi Ghair Aurat Se Takrao Hua,,, To Unhon Ne Kaha Han Ek Dafa Takraya Tha To Beti Boli Ke Aaj Uss Ka Qarz Main Utaar Aai Hoon.......!!
Think About It......
Name of corners of Khana Kaaba Sharif - Islamic Information
Kiya Aap
Kaaba Sharif
k 4 kono k naam jantay hayn ?
Kaaba Sharif
k 4 kono k naam jantay hayn ?
1.Rukn-e-YAMANI
2.Rukn-e-IRAAQI
3.Rukn-e-SHAAMI
4.Rukn-e-ASWAD
IN NAAMO KA SAB KO BATAYEN.
Dengi Machar founds Pathan in Darkness - Funny SMS
Pathan raat ko lights off kar k so raha tha
Achanak ek Jugnu aa nikla
Pathan:
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Ya Khudaya
Ye Dingi machar to hm ko torch le kar doondh rha hy.
Newton Sixth Law of ''Begharati'' - Naughty SMS
"Every Boy continues to do chichorpan unless or until a chamaat or a sandal with a velocity of 200m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl. This force is called be-ezzati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant.;-)
Defination Of Nothing - Inspirational SMS
Time doesn't wait for you or me,
Days pass and years change,
You miss your frnds,
You move away from your close ones,
Your life changes, friends change, people change, but your heart have those precious moments engraved in it...they are always there...you sit back, think about those happy days and smile and when somebody asks you the reason for your smile, you just say..
Days pass and years change,
You miss your frnds,
You move away from your close ones,
Your life changes, friends change, people change, but your heart have those precious moments engraved in it...they are always there...you sit back, think about those happy days and smile and when somebody asks you the reason for your smile, you just say..
''NOTHING''
Dengi Virus sa safety ka liya Wird - Islamic SMS
ڈینگی وائرس سے حفاظت کے لۓ صبح و شام كا ورد:
اعوذبالله السميع العليم. (3 بار)
اعوذبكلمات الله التامات من شرماخلق. (3 بار)
ایشخ مفتی عبدالرحمان المدنی
اعوذبالله السميع العليم. (3 بار)
اعوذبكلمات الله التامات من شرماخلق. (3 بار)
ایشخ مفتی عبدالرحمان المدنی
British Psychology - Pridicton about Personality
British Psychology:
In your name 3rd letter is your character
A: gifted
B: loved by all
C: innocent
D: talented
E: good but hurts
F: feel for others
G: logical thinking
H: calm
I: respected
J: enjoy life
K: lovable
L: funny
M: great person
N: proud
O: sportive
P: smiling
Q: cool
R: unpredictable
S: Caring
T: genuine
U: practical & genius
V: angry
W: take it easy
X: Intelligent
Y: enjoyable
Z: Jovial
In your name 3rd letter is your character
A: gifted
B: loved by all
C: innocent
D: talented
E: good but hurts
F: feel for others
G: logical thinking
H: calm
I: respected
J: enjoy life
K: lovable
L: funny
M: great person
N: proud
O: sportive
P: smiling
Q: cool
R: unpredictable
S: Caring
T: genuine
U: practical & genius
V: angry
W: take it easy
X: Intelligent
Y: enjoyable
Z: Jovial
Ummat Sa Muhabbat - Hazoor S.A.W.W - Tarekh ka Safhon ma
Mohabat Kia Hy?
MeNe Pucha
Zindagi Se
Jawani Se
Suraj Se
Phulon Se
Kainat Se
Asman Se
Zameen Se
Laila Se
Majnu Se
Dost Se
Lekin
Koi Tasalli Bakhsh Jawab Na Mila
Phir?
Tareekh Hath Pakar Kr Peechy Le Gai
Boht Peechy
1400 Bars Peechy
Raat Tareekh Thi
Taray Bhi So Chuky Thy
Ek Azeem HASTI
Sajde Me Jhuki
Gheeli Ankho K Saath
Sawali Ban K
Ek He Lafz Dohra Rahi Thi"
"ya ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bukhsh day"
"ya ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bukhsh day"
"ya ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bukhsh day"
Dil-o-Dimagh Ne Jhanjhor Kar Kaha
Aye Nadan Insan! Daikh ye
Ha "MOHABBAT."
Obama on Pakistani Wall as Kanjar - Funny SMS
Obama Pakistan aya to 1dewar py likha dekha, Obama kanjar.
Obama ny pucha kanjar ka mtalb kia hai?
Pakistani ne kaha.
'WATAN SE PIYAR KARNE WALA'
Phir Bush India gaya or tqreer me kaha:
"Mujhe malum he ap sb boht kanjar hen.
May khud boht bara kanjar hun,lekn may ne GANDHI se bara kanjar nahi dekha...
Obama ny pucha kanjar ka mtalb kia hai?
Pakistani ne kaha.
'WATAN SE PIYAR KARNE WALA'
Phir Bush India gaya or tqreer me kaha:
"Mujhe malum he ap sb boht kanjar hen.
May khud boht bara kanjar hun,lekn may ne GANDHI se bara kanjar nahi dekha...
Geo pakistani teri soch ko slam.
How fantastic Creature We (Human) are - Say all you want to say to anyone
How Fantastic We Humans are;
If We Hate Someone;
We Tell It to Everyone,
Without any Fear..!
But If we Love Someone;
We Fear;
Even to Tell the Loved One....
If We Hate Someone;
We Tell It to Everyone,
Without any Fear..!
But If we Love Someone;
We Fear;
Even to Tell the Loved One....
Beggars of 2015 - Funny SMS
2015 ka Fakeer:
ALLAH K Nam Pe Kuch De De.
ALLAH K Nam Pe Kuch De De.
Boy:
Ye Lay Meri "Bsc" Ki Degree Rakh Lay,
Bhikaari:
Nahi Chahiye...
Tuje Chahiye To Meri "MBA" Ki lay le.:-/
The methods of Love - Love Funny SMS
Love Karny k 4 Tariqe Hain...
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Sharm karo ,
Mulk Dey Halat Vekho Tey Apne Jazbat Vekho...
Wohi guftugu ka andaz - Iqbal Poetry SMS - Iqbal bi kuch Kam na tha
Wohi guftugu ka andaz
wohi Shaista lehja
Neelam jam hy Feroza, deedar lehja
.
Zban mai Tarannum e Nighat ghazali
Naghma dil awaz Seema lehja
.
Shireen kalaam py Shama Mahjabeen
Tabassum sy Roshan Aara jamal lehja
.
Naseem chali to phail gye khushbu char soo
our Gul e rukh sy Nuzhat mahak lehja
.
Pyar ki Tehreem ko Saher tk andaz likha
our Farheen k chaman sa Ujala lehja.
wohi Shaista lehja
Neelam jam hy Feroza, deedar lehja
.
Zban mai Tarannum e Nighat ghazali
Naghma dil awaz Seema lehja
.
Shireen kalaam py Shama Mahjabeen
Tabassum sy Roshan Aara jamal lehja
.
Naseem chali to phail gye khushbu char soo
our Gul e rukh sy Nuzhat mahak lehja
.
Pyar ki Tehreem ko Saher tk andaz likha
our Farheen k chaman sa Ujala lehja.
Now: Count the girls names in this Allama Iqbal's poem
Mazlom Toti ki Kahani - Funny SMS
1 Pinjray main kuch Totay 1 Khobsorat Toti ko Tung kr rahe thay..
Jab k doosre pinjray main 1 Tota Tasbih aur doosra Namaz parh raha tha.,
Maalik ne khobsorat Toti ko Naik Toton k Pinjray main dal diya..
Tasbi wala Tota Namaz parhne wale Totay se bola:
"uthu haji saib dua qabul ho gaye hai"
Kitni Chahat say hum nay teri Chah ki thi - Great Ghazal
Kitni chahat say hum nay teri chah ki thi.
Muhabbat tum say khud say b ziada ki thi.
Ye afsos k ghalat thay hum,
Humnay ek bewafa say wafa ki thi.
Jis nay kia saman humari moat ka,
Hum nay har sans k saath us ki zindgi ki dua ki thi.
Jis nay kantay beechayay humarey rahon main,
Hum nay is k leyay har khushi fana ki thi.
Wo nahi chahta, nahi chahta humain to na chahay,
Hum nay to is say muhabbat bay panah ki thi.
Pathan to Waiter - Double Insult - Funny SMS
Waiter:10 ropay tip to meri insult hai!
Pathan:To phir?
Waiter:20 ropay to dain
Pathan:Nahin yara, ham tumhara double insult nahin kar sakta
Batery Low - Sardar Funny SMS
Sardar:Yara aj menu ajeeb msg aaya te mera mobile off hogaya.
Pathan: Konsa msg?
Sardar: Battery low.
Pathan: Hahaha mujhy Send kro Sabko tang karunga.
Nazar Sy Door Reh Kr Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Main Rehna - Poetry SMS
Nazar Sy Door Reh Kr Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Main Rehna
Kisi K Pass Rehnay Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aisa Ho.....
Chalo Mangi Wali Karo - Ascii SMS
('.') Hy, O Rabba,
<)'(> Halie tk
_/'\_ sutte pye O.
<)'(> Halie tk
_/'\_ sutte pye O.
Chalo utho manji wehli karo
, ('.')
_/)'(\_
]"""""""<<"""[
shabash
Gud Morning
Ma Teri Azmat ko Salam - Greatness of Mother
K LIYE SUB KO CHHOR DENA,
LEKIN SUB K LIYE MAA KO MAT CHHORNA
Q K
JAB MAA ROTI HAI TO FARISHTON KO BHI RONA AATA HAI
DOUZAKH ne Kaha
MAA Wo Hasti hai jo Gunah Gaar Olad ko b Dozakh se Bacha Leti hai
JANNAT ne Kaha
MAA Wo Hasti hai k jo Mujh ko b Qadmo k Nichy Daba Deti hai
RAB ne Kaha
MAA meri Traf se Insan k liye Qimti or Nayab Tohfa hai
*._I.LOVE.MAA_.*
Salam-e-Subha - Morning SMS
,,¤*"GOOOD"*¤,,
"*¤,Morning,¤*"
"*¤,Morning,¤*"
!""!___!""!
!,,,!""''!,,,,!AVE
/"""\
/ @ \
/_/"""'"\
/"""\_/"/
/__/\____/ICE DAY
"SALAM-E-SUBA"
Behind every FAIL student there is a HOT girlfrnd
Behind every FAIL student there is a HOT girlfrnd
And
What about TOPPERS?
And
What about TOPPERS?
A HOT madam jiski wajah se kameeny sari classes attend krte hain..B-) :-P
Silent message for All Muslim Women - Is it funny?
Wo kaam jo bary bary Molana na kr skay, ek machar ny kr dia.
Lahore ki Ladies ko adhi aasteen sy puri aasteen , takhne se neechay shalwar phr Socks tk pehn ne pr majboor kr dia. Karachi walio sudhar jao ab tmhari baari hai
(Molana Dengue);-
Lahore ki Ladies ko adhi aasteen sy puri aasteen , takhne se neechay shalwar phr Socks tk pehn ne pr majboor kr dia. Karachi walio sudhar jao ab tmhari baari hai
(Molana Dengue);-
Kuch Umr Ki PehLi ManziL Thi - Poetry lines SMS
Kuch Umr Ki PehLi ManziL Thi,
Kuch Rastay Thy Anjaan Bohat,
Kuch Hum Bhi PagaL Thy Lekin
Kuch Wo Bhi Thy Naadan Bohat,
Kuch Us ne Bhi Na Samjhaya,
Ye Pyar Nahi Aasaan Bohat,
Aakhir Hum ne Bhi KhaiL Liya,
Jis KhaiL Mein Thy Nuqsaan Bohat,
Jab bikhar gaye tab ye jaana,
aaty hyn yahan toofan Bohat,
ab koi nahi jo apna ho,
milny ko to hain insaan Bohat,
Ay "kaash"k ab wo aa jaye,
Ye dil hai ab Veeraan Bohut.
Versions of Java - Sardar Jee at
Sardar ji at Microsoft 4 interview 4 a job.
Interviewer: "Which r the 4 versions of Java?"
Sardar:"Mar Java, Mit Java, Lut Java te Saddke Java" :-
Interviewer: "Which r the 4 versions of Java?"
Sardar:"Mar Java, Mit Java, Lut Java te Saddke Java" :-
Mirasi in Toilet Room - Chat on Facebook
1 Mirasi Public Toilet gaya Or 2 ghanty bad nikla.
Bahir betha Jamadar bola: 40 rupey
Mirasi bola: Moula khush rakhy. Me Tatti kiti ae facebook te chat nai.
Hahahahahah - Funny SMS
HaHahhahaha!
HaHahahaha!
Haahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Ha!
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Awain bethay bethay teri shakal yad agayi!
Oh my God.
Haha! Hahaha
Hahahahaha
HaHahahaha!
Haahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Ha!
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Awain bethay bethay teri shakal yad agayi!
Oh my God.
Haha! Hahaha
Hahahahaha
Shikway shikayton ki nahi, ye zarf zarf ki bat hai
Shikway shikayton ki nahi, ye zarf zarf ki bat hai
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Tere wehm-o-gumaan men bhi hum nahi, tu lafz lafz mujhe yad hai.!!
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Tere wehm-o-gumaan men bhi hum nahi, tu lafz lafz mujhe yad hai.!!
Good Night SMS for Girlfriend
Lag Na Jaye Kahin Betaab
Sitaaron Ki Nazar,
Sitaaron Ki Nazar,
Chaand Se Chehrey Ko Aanchal Mein
Chuppa Kar Sona.
"GooD NighT"
Best Good Morning SMS with first Kalma - Islamic SMS
Lªªilªhª Illªllªhº
Mohªmmªdur
Rªsººlullªh
صــــــــبـــــــــح بــــــخــــــیـــــر
"SªªLªªM" -E- "SUBªªH"
Mohªmmªdur
Rªsººlullªh
صــــــــبـــــــــح بــــــخــــــیـــــر
"SªªLªªM" -E- "SUBªªH"
Faraz Funny Poetry - Us ki zulfon ki chaoon main jab se soya hun,
Us ki zulfon ki chaoon main jab se soya hun,
Faraz
Faraz
Allah di qasmy merian te juaan e nai mukdiyan
<('.')> "Ami!
) ) breek kangi
_/ /_ daeen.:-
Pakistan men Amann Kiun nhi hota - Question from Papu
Teacher Pappu se:
Pakistan men Amann Kiun nhi hota?
Pappu:
Sir, Actually humara Flag hi Ulta hai!
Teacher:
Kia Matlab?
Pappu:
Sir, Green Colour Qaom ka Nishan hai or White Colour Amann ka,
Amann men to Hum ne Danda dia huwa hai,
Agar yehi Danda Qaom ko dia hota to, Aaj yahan Amann hota..
G Oye Pappu
Good morning with Poetry - Wish SMS
Pyäri-Si,SwEET ÑiÑdyä K Bääd
RäT K KùcH SäPÑöÑ K Bääd,
SùbHä Ki KùcH Ñäi UMidöÑ K SäTH,
ÅäP Kö Pyärä-Sä,
Salam!
HäMäri DUÅ0N K säTH..
Jab Tum Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus Karo - Islamic SMS
Assalam-o-alaikum
"Jab Tum Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus Karo
To Apne Rab K Huzoor Tauba Karo,
Q k insan k Gunaah he hen, jo Dil Ko Bechain Rakhte Hen!"
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Plz Solve This Problem - Waiting for reply
Plz Solve my problem?
Mujhe ittifaq se Bazar jana howa mgr jaib main paise nahi the
Raste main mjhe 2 dost mil gay, un main se 1 dost ne mjhe 500 or dosre ne 1000 ka note dia
Par raste main mjh se 1000 ka note ghum ho giya, mai'ne us 500 main se 300 ki kharidari ki
Or baqi 200 main se 100 us dost ko diy jis ne mjhe 1000 ka note dia tha or 100 us 500 wale ko
Ab 1 ka 900 rahe gay dosre ka 400, kul mila kar 900+400=1300 howe
300 ka mere paas soda hai, Kul mila kr yani
900+400+300=1600 howe
Ab meri samjh main nahi aata ke ye 1600 kaise howe mere pas to 1500 the?
Waiting ur reply anxiously...?
Funny Greed of Girlfriend
Boy on a date in "PRADO"
Main ne tm se aik baat chupai hy
GIRL:
kon si baat jani
B0Y:
I am married
GIRL:
tm ne to dara hi dia main samjhi "PRADO" 'RENT' ki hy.
Main ne tm se aik baat chupai hy
GIRL:
kon si baat jani
B0Y:
I am married
GIRL:
tm ne to dara hi dia main samjhi "PRADO" 'RENT' ki hy.
New wedding Style concerning Facebook - Funny SMS
New wedding Style..
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Molvi:
Do u agree
to change ur
FaceBuk status
from Single to
Married?
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Boy:
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl:
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Molvi:
You r now
Husband
and Wife.
You may
now upload
ur wedding
pics and dont' forget to tag
me!
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Molvi:
Do u agree
to change ur
FaceBuk status
from Single to
Married?
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Boy:
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl:
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Molvi:
You r now
Husband
and Wife.
You may
now upload
ur wedding
pics and dont' forget to tag
me!
Pendu Girlfriend - Funny
Boy: Teri Judai me, Neend urti hai, Jan jati hai, chen khota hai, Dil rota hai...!
Girl: Check krwa kanjra dengi Virus v eho jiya honda ae.
Crotallas 200 - Homeopathy Medicine - Cure for 2 months
Crotallas 200
Is a HOMEOPATHY medicine which can be used to cure Dengue virus. It helps you to safe yourself from Dengue Virus for two months (60 days). Plz forward this message to your love one's.
Is a HOMEOPATHY medicine which can be used to cure Dengue virus. It helps you to safe yourself from Dengue Virus for two months (60 days). Plz forward this message to your love one's.
Mohabat Rooth Jae to? - Love SMS
Mohabat Rooth Jae to..
Usay Baahon Me Le Lena..
Boht Paas Kar k Tum..
Usay Janay Nahi Dena..
Wo Daman B Churaye tou..
Usay Tum Qasam de dena..
Dilon k Mamlon Mein tou..
Khatayen Ho Hi Jati Hain..
Magar Tum In Khataon ko..
Bahana Mat Bana Lena..
Mohabat Rooth jaye tou..
Usay Jaldi Mana Lena..
A Silent message for our Elephant Nation
Hathi K Bache Ko Pair Main Zanjeer Daal K Pala Jata Hy,
Wo Zanjeer Torne Ki Kafi Din Koshish Krta Hy Lekin Himmat Haar K Chhor Deta Hy,
Jb Wo Bara Or Taqatwar Hojata Hy To Wohi Zanjeer Hoti Hy Jo Halki Koshish Se Toot Skti Hy, Magr Hathi K Dimagh Main Wohi Hota Hy K Zanjeer Nhi Totey Gi 0r Wo Sari Zindgi Ghulam Rehta Hy Hamari Qaum Ki Tarha.
Wo Zanjeer Torne Ki Kafi Din Koshish Krta Hy Lekin Himmat Haar K Chhor Deta Hy,
Jb Wo Bara Or Taqatwar Hojata Hy To Wohi Zanjeer Hoti Hy Jo Halki Koshish Se Toot Skti Hy, Magr Hathi K Dimagh Main Wohi Hota Hy K Zanjeer Nhi Totey Gi 0r Wo Sari Zindgi Ghulam Rehta Hy Hamari Qaum Ki Tarha.
Altaf Husain Proved with Research? - Siyassi SMS
Resarch kay mutabik phone pr intehai zayda dair tk baat krne say demagh pr bohat bure asr parta hay,
Yani dimagh nakara ho jata hay
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ALTAF HUSSAIN
Yani dimagh nakara ho jata hay
For Example
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ALTAF HUSSAIN
Flirty son of Sardar - Flirt SMS
Sardar da putar: Abba Main Suneya ay k Maa,pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee ?
Piyo: Kuttay deya putra jiven tu "luk luk" ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah hunda ee..:-)
Sardar ka putar ka result
Sardar: Tere result da ki banya A?
Son: Headmstr saab da putr fail AE..
Sardar:Te tu?
Son: Doctr saab da putr v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da putr v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..
Son: Headmstr saab da putr fail AE..
Sardar:Te tu?
Son: Doctr saab da putr v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da putr v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..
Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putr v fail ae..
Maharat DIL dukhnay ki kahan se seekh li Tum Ne
Adaa nazrain churanay ki kahan se seekh li tum Ne?
Ye aadat röoth janay ki kahan se seekh li tum Ne?
Bharosa tha tumhen Mujh par mukamal aj se Pehlay,
Riwayat Aazmanay ki kahan se seekh li tum Ne?
MÖHABAT k ilawa kuch nhi tha Teri Aankhön Me
Ye nafrat ab zamanay ki kahan se seekh li tum Ne?
Mere Masoom dost tu zra itna bta mujhko..?
Maharat DIL dukhnay ki kahan se seekh li Tum Ne...!
Maharat DIL dukhnay ki kahan se seekh li Tum Ne...!
Gujjar ki Soch ko Salam - funny Gujjar SMS
sawan ki thandi rato0n main rim jhim krti barsato0n main
Gujjar
aksar ye he socha krta ha ke
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majj varandy wich thek hai ke andar ban dyan:)
Gujjar
aksar ye he socha krta ha ke
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majj varandy wich thek hai ke andar ban dyan:)
Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka - Chappal In Masjid (Mosque)
Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay 1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi.
(Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka)
Sindh is on High Alert - Punjab (Lahore) suffers from Dengue Virus - Pray for them - Hummble Appeal
Sindh is on high alert because of heavy rain, and punjab is high alert because of dengue virus. So
please request to everyone 33 bar "ASTAGHFIRULLAH" parhen
aur apne tamam contacts ko send kardein.
Kuch dair me Arbon Astaghfirullah ALLAH ki narazgi ko kam kar dega. plz don't stop.
please request to everyone 33 bar "ASTAGHFIRULLAH" parhen
aur apne tamam contacts ko send kardein.
Kuch dair me Arbon Astaghfirullah ALLAH ki narazgi ko kam kar dega. plz don't stop.
Teri soch ko 21 tupon ki Salami
Wo ayegi to hum Barish ki Dua mangain gaye,
dost
Suna hai wo geelay kapray foran utaar deti hai.
rassi se yar.
Aik bar phr teri soch ko 21 tupon ki salami.
The Difference between India and Pakistan - Anna Hazare
The difference between India & Pakistan:
India has Anna Hazare
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We have Hazaron Annay...!
Wo bhi aqal ke...
India has Anna Hazare
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We have Hazaron Annay...!
Wo bhi aqal ke...
Khamoshi ka BOYCOTT - Funny
Library me belkul khamoshi thi, ek punjabi ki hawa nikal gai, sab ne awaz sun li.
Teacher:ye kya tha?
punjabe:
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khamoshi ka BOYCOTT.
Altaf Hussain's Fear from Zulfqar Mirza - SMS
Altaf hussain ki BV altaf hussain se:
Tum Aaj Namaz Parhne Nahi gaye?
Altaf: Me Ja raha Tha
Raaste Me
"zulfqar mirza"
Nazar Aagaye, Mera Wazoo Toot Giya.
BV: "zulfqar mirza"
Ko Dekhne Se Wazo Kese Toota?
Altaf: Mera Peeshab Nikal Gaya Tha..!!
Funny pathan SMS - funny joke
Pathan son: Papa agar ap ko 10 aur 5 ka note rasty sy mily to ap kon sa note uthao gy?
Pathan: 10 ka
Son: Is liye ap pr joke banty hain
Dono b to utha sakty ho
Pathan: 10 ka
Son: Is liye ap pr joke banty hain
Dono b to utha sakty ho
Bahi jan ho tm - Funny SMS
Chand ki AAN ho tum
Sitaro ki JAAN ho tum
Phoolon ka ARMAN ho tum
Kudrat ka INAAM ho tum
or or
Duniya ki tamam khubsorat Larkiyon k
BHAI JAAN ho tum.
Funny Pathan Latifa
Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha
"EID MUBARAK" Us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala or us pe
"KHER MUBRK"
likh kr wahin rakh diya:-)
"EID MUBARAK" Us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala or us pe
"KHER MUBRK"
likh kr wahin rakh diya:-)
Truth is like Surgery and Lie is like a Pain Killer
"Truth is like surgery.
It may hurt, but it cures.
& lie is like a pain killer.
It gives relief at that point of time but
Shows its side effects later.
It may hurt, but it cures.
& lie is like a pain killer.
It gives relief at that point of time but
Shows its side effects later.
Give the Answer of Your Choice
Wo Kon Sa Fruit Hy Jis k Beej Bahir Hoty Hain?
Ye Ap Ko Aur Ap k Sary Doston Ko Challenge Hy 24 Ghanty Tak?
Your Time Starts Now 0:00.
Muje Hr Tarha Se Jo raas tha Wohi Shakhs Mujse Bicharr Gaya
Mere Zehan ko Jo nhi Qabool Wohi log Hain Mere Humsafar
Muje Hr Tarha Se Jo raas tha Wohi Shakhs Mujse Bicharr Gaya!
Qabil Itna Nahi Ke Khara Ho Sake Rab Ki bargah Main..!!
Qabil Itna Nahi Ke
Khara Ho Sake Rab Ki
bargah Main..!!
Khara Ho Sake Rab Ki
bargah Main..!!
Zara Si Khaak Hai,
Phir bhi Na Jane
Kis bat Ki Ana Hai
Insan Main
HiJr lazim ha to Phir Vasl Ka wada Kesa
HiJr lazim ha to Phir Vasl Ka wada Kesa
yUn Khizan Rut Pe Baharon Ka Libada Kesa
yUn Khizan Rut Pe Baharon Ka Libada Kesa
Zakhm dY kr to na tm Dard Ki Shidat Pucho
Dard to Drd ha Km Kesa ziYada kesa !
5 Chezen Qismat walo ko milti han - Flirt SMS
5 chezein kismat walon ko milti hain,
1.Pisti kutti,
2.Aseel kukarr,
3.Liyaari majj,
4.Lal amrood,
5. wadday kanna wali desi bakri.
1.Pisti kutti,
2.Aseel kukarr,
3.Liyaari majj,
4.Lal amrood,
5. wadday kanna wali desi bakri.
Golden Words for Friends
(1) Dosti karne se pehle surat ko nahi serat ko
dekho,
(2) Acha dost wo hai jo tumhen khush dikh kar khush ho
(3) Asal dost wo hota he jis se door reh ke be mhbt ho
(4) Dost k kadar karo kyun ke dosti bohat azeem rishta he
(5) Dost ko nasihat akele me karo Or Tareef mehfil me.
dekho,
(2) Acha dost wo hai jo tumhen khush dikh kar khush ho
(3) Asal dost wo hota he jis se door reh ke be mhbt ho
(4) Dost k kadar karo kyun ke dosti bohat azeem rishta he
(5) Dost ko nasihat akele me karo Or Tareef mehfil me.
Dedicated to all lovely frnds!
[friend ship is very beutifull gift of life]
Kya hum hamesha 5 rahen ga - Funny SMS
Becha Apni Dadi se:. Kya Hum hamaisha 5 he rahenge na?
Ap/papa/mom/ behna aur main
Dadi:. Nae jb tumhare shadi ho jaey ge to ham 6 ho jaen gai
Becha:. Phr behan ke shadi hoge to ham phr 5 ho jaen gai
Dadi payar se:. Nae jb tumhara beta ho jaey ga to ham phr 6 ho jaen gai
Becha:. Phr jb ap mar jao ge ham phr 5 ho jaen gai
Dadi:. Lakh di lanat tere hisab ty kutay diya putra so ja chup kr k ...
Dengi Virus Awareness Compaign
SUMPTOMS:
High fever & Severe Body pain, Itching & Red spots, Bleeding from Nose & Theeth, Severe pain behind the Eyes.
PRECAUTIONS:
Properly cover the pots having water, eg: Bath Buckets & Drums etc. Use Coils, Mats & Sprays.
FACTS:
Dengi Attacks at 6:00 am to 9:00 am & 4:00 pm to 10:00 pm
Patients should use Paracetamol only & Never use Dispirin.
High fever & Severe Body pain, Itching & Red spots, Bleeding from Nose & Theeth, Severe pain behind the Eyes.
PRECAUTIONS:
Properly cover the pots having water, eg: Bath Buckets & Drums etc. Use Coils, Mats & Sprays.
FACTS:
Dengi Attacks at 6:00 am to 9:00 am & 4:00 pm to 10:00 pm
Patients should use Paracetamol only & Never use Dispirin.
Pray For Karachi
ASSALAM O ALAIKUM,
Jese hi msg mly agy 4wd kren.
MOLANA ABDUL WAHAB ameer tabligh.e.jamat raiwand ne tmam muslman0 se rquest ki h k AAYT-E-KAREEMA km se km 370 bar prhen or apny gunahon ki mafi mangen.unhon ne krachi ki tbahi k bary me 1bura khab dkha h,usi trha jese (zlzla2005)me unhon ne BALAKOT k mutaliq pehle ishara dya tha or muslmano se apel ki thi maafi ki,to a.c hi rquest abi ki h,plz isy ignor mt kjye ga.
Aagy 4wd kren jtna krskte h.
JAZAKILLAHH.
Plz take it serious and plz do this
Jese hi msg mly agy 4wd kren.
MOLANA ABDUL WAHAB ameer tabligh.e.jamat raiwand ne tmam muslman0 se rquest ki h k AAYT-E-KAREEMA km se km 370 bar prhen or apny gunahon ki mafi mangen.unhon ne krachi ki tbahi k bary me 1bura khab dkha h,usi trha jese (zlzla2005)me unhon ne BALAKOT k mutaliq pehle ishara dya tha or muslmano se apel ki thi maafi ki,to a.c hi rquest abi ki h,plz isy ignor mt kjye ga.
Aagy 4wd kren jtna krskte h.
JAZAKILLAHH.
Plz take it serious and plz do this
I Love You Family - Fact
FRI(END)
BOYFRI(END)
GIRLFRI(END)
BESTFRI(END)
Everything has an END Except...........................
Fam(ILY)
ILY = I LOVE YOU
How to save yourself from Dengi
DANGI SE BACHNE K LIYE
Sipara#7 SURAH INAAM KI AYAT#16&17
LIKH K DARWAZY PR LGA DEN.
INSHA ALLAH DENGI AP K GHER ME DAKHIL NA HO SKEGA.
Plz frwrd
SADQA-E-JARIA,
Funny - Jahan Khawab Waha HBL
Jahan "Dosti", wahan "Aitebar
Jahan "Aitebar", wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat", wahan "Khuwab"
Jahan "Khuwab"
wahan "HBL" :
Hr bat romantic nhi hoti
TeRi MeRi , MeRi TeRi Prem Kahani
TeRi MeRi , MeRi TeRi Prem Kahani.......
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Hai He NaHi
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Chal nikal.....:P:P:P:P
hahahahaha :-D
The fact of Life
PeaCock naachty hoe bhi rota hai, or HANS marty hoe bhi gaata hai.
Ye zindgi ka dastoor hai.
Dukh wali Raat Neend nai ati ur Khushi wali Raat kon sota hai...!
This iz LIFE..!
Funny - WAPDA is Dead
WikiPedia: I Know all
Google: I Have all
Internet: Without me is nothing
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Computer: Without me u don't function.
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WAPDA: hahahaha ponki jao! :D
Dengi Virus and Quraan-e-Paak
Plz Forward To All Its Urgent.
Dengi Virus Quraan-e-Paak ki Sura-e-Rehman aur Sura-e-Taghabun k dam kerne say
aur
Papeety K Darakht K Patton Ka Pani (RASS) Peenay Se Khatm Ho Jata Hai.
Rokna Nai Apke Sms Krny Se Kisi Ki Jan Bach Sakti Hai.
Funny Golden Words
*Golden words*
Kisi Ko Uski "CHAPPAL" or Puranay LIBAS Ki Wajah Se "HAQEER" Na Samjho
Ho sakta hy wo bechara
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'SHEIKH" ho:... :-)
Funny - Don't Copy, if you can't Paste
A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife."
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added:
"She was my mother"
Applause & laughter!
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An engineer tried to crack this at home.
After a drink,he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife"
Standing for a moment,trying to recall the second half..
By the time he gained his senses,he was on a hospital bed,recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral:
Don't Copy, if you can't Paste.. ;)
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife."
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added:
"She was my mother"
Applause & laughter!
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An engineer tried to crack this at home.
After a drink,he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife"
Standing for a moment,trying to recall the second half..
By the time he gained his senses,he was on a hospital bed,recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral:
Don't Copy, if you can't Paste.. ;)
Google, Answer of Everything
Dost: Tum apni Biwi ko kiya keh kar bulaty ho?
Sardar: Google
Dost: Kiuon?
Sardar: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 10 miltay hai.
Sardar: Google
Dost: Kiuon?
Sardar: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 10 miltay hai.
Her lafz mein mohbbat her lafz mein duaa
"Her lafz mein mohbbat her lafz mein duaa...
MaQrooz ker dia hai hamain teray khalos ney "....!!
Good Nite......
The game is not over, Because I haven't won Yet
The most determinative sentence that should always be followed in life:
"The game is not over, because I haven't won yet"
"GOOD MORNING"
Kanjoos Makhi Choos - Funny SMS
1 kanjos Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye chanda Manga
Kanjos Ne Foran10,000 ka check De Dia
Aadmi:Is Pr Sign To kro
Kanjoos:Hum Naik kaam Me Apna Naam Zahir Nhi krte.
Jazbat Ki Hadon Ka Safar Kr Jana - Poetry
Jazbat Ki Hadon Ka Safar Kr Jana,
Ye Zindgi Ghum Hy Hans K Basar Kr Jana,
Ye Zindgi Ghum Hy Hans K Basar Kr Jana,
Unchy Mehal Banane Se Behtar Hy,
Kisi K dil Me Chota Sa Ghar Kr jana.
My wife is Google - Give 10 Answer of one Question
Dost: Tum apni Biwi ko kiya keh kar bulaty ho?
Sardar: Google
Dost: Kiuon?
Sardar: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 10 miltay hai.
Awarness about Pakistan - Try to Change
Aik akela admi yani frd-e-wahid pakistan ke trqqi k lye buhat kch kr skta ha jasa k
1apny andr sbr-0-tahmul pada kryn
2traffiq qawanin ke pabndi kryn
3corrupt politicns ko voute na dyn
4apny nam ka km sy km ik tree zrur lagain
5ksi bhe gair qan0ni srgrmi me hisa na lyn
6apny ghr gli aur mohaly ko saf rkhyn
7tamam masalik k musalman aps me ittefaq pada kryn
8na rishvat dyn na he qabol kryn
9hamara mzhb kamil aur deen-0-dunya ke kamyabi ki kunji ha is pr aml kryn
10awareness messages ko zyda sy zyda farward kryn.
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1apny andr sbr-0-tahmul pada kryn
2traffiq qawanin ke pabndi kryn
3corrupt politicns ko voute na dyn
4apny nam ka km sy km ik tree zrur lagain
5ksi bhe gair qan0ni srgrmi me hisa na lyn
6apny ghr gli aur mohaly ko saf rkhyn
7tamam masalik k musalman aps me ittefaq pada kryn
8na rishvat dyn na he qabol kryn
9hamara mzhb kamil aur deen-0-dunya ke kamyabi ki kunji ha is pr aml kryn
10awareness messages ko zyda sy zyda farward kryn.
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Kikli Kaleer di, pent mere Veer di
Kikli kaleer di,
Pent merey Veer di,
Pent merey Veer di,
Shirt Paa Basheer di,
Tay Tie chaachey Nazeer di,
Coat Waddey Bhai da,
Landay toun leyAi da,
Fit shit kara K,
Dhobi toun Dhoai da,
Sent shent Lai da,
Shouq naal pai da,
200 Rupaey vich,
BaBu bun jai da,
Fitay Moonh Mehngai Da,
Naaley Bhutto dey jawaai da.......!
Pilot to Control Tower - SMS
Pilot to control tower
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This is PK 327.
I am 300 miles above earth 600 feet over water with no fuel
Awaiting Instructions. Over
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Control Tower:
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This is PK 327.
I am 300 miles above earth 600 feet over water with no fuel
Awaiting Instructions. Over
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Control Tower:
Pa kHAZA di Larro... Over
Ik Wari Mai Chota jya Hunda C Main Minar-E-Pakistan to Dig Piya C - Two Funny Sardars
Srdar: Ik Wari Mai Chota jya Hunda C Main
Minar-E-Pakistan to Dig Piya C,
Minar-E-Pakistan to Dig Piya C,
2nd Srdar:Fair Marr Gya C K Bach Gya C?
Srdar:Minu Ki pta Main Ty chota jeya HONDA C.
Hairan na huwa kr youn mere yad krne pr - Free SMS
Hairan na huwa kr youn mere yad krne pr. . . . .
Taluq jin se dil ka ho wo aksar yad ate hen. . . .
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How to Celebrate with me
ایک مرغی کو قتل کرو
تیل میں اسے غسل دو
پھر دھی کا سفید کفن دو
شان مصالحے سے خوشبو کی دھونی دو
اس کے بعد چاول میں اس کی قبر بناؤ
جب تیار ھو جائے تو مجھے دعوت دو
تاکہ میں اس کی نماز جنازہ پڑھوں....
تیل میں اسے غسل دو
پھر دھی کا سفید کفن دو
شان مصالحے سے خوشبو کی دھونی دو
اس کے بعد چاول میں اس کی قبر بناؤ
جب تیار ھو جائے تو مجھے دعوت دو
تاکہ میں اس کی نماز جنازہ پڑھوں....
SMS - Good Morning with the name of God
اســـــلام عليـــــكم
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♥Good♥
♥M0rning♥
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ســبحـــان اللـــــہوبحمدہ سبحان اللہ العظیم اپنےھردن کاآغاز نیک کام اورنیک کلام سے کرو....
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♥Good♥
♥M0rning♥
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ســبحـــان اللـــــہوبحمدہ سبحان اللہ العظیم اپنےھردن کاآغاز نیک کام اورنیک کلام سے کرو....
Funny SMS - Baara Mahine mai baara tareeke se tujh se pyaar jataon ga re
Teacher to KG kid:
"How many months are there in a year....?
.
Kid:
"12"
.
Teacher:
"Wow...tmhe ye kese pta chla....?
.
.
.
Kid:
"Baara mahine mai baara tareeke se tujh se pyaar jataon ga re....
.
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
Hey Hey Hey Hey:-D..
"How many months are there in a year....?
.
Kid:
"12"
.
Teacher:
"Wow...tmhe ye kese pta chla....?
.
.
.
Kid:
"Baara mahine mai baara tareeke se tujh se pyaar jataon ga re....
.
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
Hey Hey Hey Hey:-D..
Pathan make Tatoo of Girl Friend name with blade - Funny Pathan SMS
Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga
Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy? Pathan: Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye.
Funny Teacher SMS - Funny Student
Teacher: kal school say chutti kyun ki? Student: Mehman aay huy thay
Teacher: o i see,
Student: o i hondi te mein aj v na anda.
Hairan na huwa kr youn mere yad krne pr - Free SMS
Hairan na huwa kr youn mere yad krne pr. . . . .
Taluq jin se dil ka ho wo aksar yad ate hen. . . .
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SMS - Good Morning with the name of God
اســـــلام عليـــــكم
¸.•°``°•.¸ ¸.•°``°•.¸
♥Good♥
♥M0rning♥
`°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°
ســبحـــان اللـــــہوبحمدہ سبحان اللہ العظیم اپنےھردن کاآغاز نیک کام اورنیک کلام سے کرو....
¸.•°``°•.¸ ¸.•°``°•.¸
♥Good♥
♥M0rning♥
`°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°
ســبحـــان اللـــــہوبحمدہ سبحان اللہ العظیم اپنےھردن کاآغاز نیک کام اورنیک کلام سے کرو....
Funny SMS - Baara Mahine mai baara tareeke se tujh se pyaar jataon ga re
Teacher to KG kid:
"How many months are there in a year....?
.
Kid:
"12"
.
Teacher:
"Wow...tmhe ye kese pta chla....?
.
.
.
Kid:
"Baara mahine mai baara tareeke se tujh se pyaar jataon ga re....
.
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
Hey Hey Hey Hey:-D..
"How many months are there in a year....?
.
Kid:
"12"
.
Teacher:
"Wow...tmhe ye kese pta chla....?
.
.
.
Kid:
"Baara mahine mai baara tareeke se tujh se pyaar jataon ga re....
.
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA
Hey Hey Hey Hey:-D..
Subha Bhakir - SMS
,;*"*;,
*;,S,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,
*;,U,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,
*;,B,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,
*;,A,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,
*;,H,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,;*"*;,;*"*;,
*;, Bakhair ,;*
__)(___ )(___)(___)(
"GøøD MöRñ!ñG"
*;,S,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,
*;,U,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,
*;,B,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,
*;,A,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,
*;,H,;*
__)(__
,;*"*;,;*"*;,;*"*;,
*;, Bakhair ,;*
__)(___ )(___)(___)(
"GøøD MöRñ!ñG"
Funny SMS - Planet Names batao
Teacher: Tell me the names of all the planets..?
Studend: Venus, Earth, Mars....
Teacher: Aur sunao..?
Student: Theek thak
tusi sunao..? ;)
Stars Facts - Find yours feature ;-)
Aries___________Romantic
Taurus_________Attitude
Cancer_________Intelligent
Capricorn_______Smart
Gemini_________Dashing
Leo____________Caring
Libra___________Sincere
Pieces__________Hardworking
Sagittarius______Lovely
Scorpio_________Simple
Virgo___________Beautiful
Aquarius________Cute
urs star ?
Dengi Fever can be Cure from Fresh Apple Juice - Informatic SMS
Dr. Naeem Ali microbiologist of Quaid -e-Azam uni Islamabd ne apni research se prove kiya he k apple juice me lemon k few drops mila kr dingi virus k patient ko pilaya jaye tu is se platelets ki tadad me bht ziyada ezafa ho jata he...Ye dingi virus ka mousar or azmuda elaj he...Plz jahan tk ho sake is msg ko sadqa-e-jariya smjh kr frwd kro ho skta he ap ka 1 msg kisi 1 ki zindagi bacha le...
ALLAH RUB-UL-IZAT apko jazay khair ata kre AMEEN
ALLAH RUB-UL-IZAT apko jazay khair ata kre AMEEN
Best Quote - SMS
"zinDagi mEin IkhTyaR TaQat or DolAt MilNay per LoG BadAltay ni BalkAy 'BENAQAB' Hotay hai"
Urdu Funny SMS
ایک میراثی کو پڑھنے کا بہت شوق تھا وہ روز خدا سے دعا کرتا کہ یا خدا مجھے پڑھنے کی توفیق دے وہ لمحہ قبولیت کا تھا اسکی دعا قبول ھو گئی اب ماشاء اللہ وہ میراثی میرا میسج پڑھ رھا ھے:
Pappu Funny SMS
Zor se chali hawa udd gaya pappu
Wah wah
Zor se chali hawa, udd gaya pappu.
.
Fir?
.
.
Fir ki.?.
Ruk gayi hawa te digg paya pappu.
Common sense yr:-)
Civil Funny SMS - Pyar kia hota ha
Girl Shrma k Ye Pyar kya hota he?
Boy: Pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or sand k darmian water ka hota hai.
farz karo
larka=cement
girl=sand
love=water
Ab Agar cement or sand ko aapis main mila dia jaye to wo strong nahe hun gy lekan agar in main water mix kar dia jaye to koi in ko juda nahe kar sakta
Girl Hans k: Chawla, Tu v Civil Engineer ain.
Good Morning SMS - I am waiting
Bahir Aao, jldi....
I Am Stndng Outside Ur Home..
My Name is:
SUN
I m Just Came 2 Say U...
Good MorninG..
&
Hv a nice day
Jamadar Kissed you - Funny SMS
Suna hai kal 1 jamadar ne Aap ki kanpati pe.?
Pistol rakh di
Aur 2 options dye
Mobile do
ya kiss do
Aaj Aap k haath main mobile dekh k khusi hui,,,?
Dengi Virus sa Bachao ka islamic tariqa
Labels:
Informative SMS,
Islamic SMS,
Quran SMS,
Urdu SMS
(Dengi viras)
Sy bacho mumkin hai?
Rozana
"Surah rehman parah 27,
Surah taghabun parah 28"
ki tilawat karen
Insha ALLAH dengi ap k nazdeek b nae aye ga.
Plz forwod to al sister and brother.
Sy bacho mumkin hai?
Rozana
"Surah rehman parah 27,
Surah taghabun parah 28"
ki tilawat karen
Insha ALLAH dengi ap k nazdeek b nae aye ga.
Plz forwod to al sister and brother.
Sound intensity of Niagra Falls
A Guide standing before a tourist group:
"I welcome u all to Niagra Falls.This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic jets passing can't b heard.Now may i request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls :D
Islamic SMS - I love Allah
;'; ;'; ;'; ;';
I Love ALLAH
'-'*-*'-'*-*'-'
I Love ALLAH
'-'*-*'-'*-*'-'
agar acha laga tu
Is msg ko dil khol kr snd kro.
ALLAH"' ka nam jis ko b bhejo ge to wo zaror parhega isleye ap ko b sawab mile ga so plz send karna jari rakhO.
Qalam ki Ihmiat - funny logical SMS
1 bat hamesha yad rakhiye..
Qalm ki ehmiyat Talwar say zayada hoti hy,
Q k..
Talwar se kabi Shalwar me nara nhi dala ja sakta...
"Shukriya"
Eid is End - Funny Eid SMS
E
E
E
E
E
E
E
EI
EI
EI
EI
EI
EI
EI
EID
EID
EID
EID
EID
EID
EID
E
E
E
E
E
E
EI
EI
EI
EI
EI
EI
EI
EID
EID
EID
EID
EID
EID
EID
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MUK GAI A
Hunn kaam Shaam Kro.
Gud Morning SMS
Mörñiñg iz å gift fröm "ÄLLÄH"
åftèr å RéstFül Slèép.
åftèr å RéstFül Slèép.
Its å Ñèw Chåñcé 2 dö ßèttér
&
Try ågåiñ whèré We Fåilèd Béføré.
*SUBAH BAKHAIR*
Sardar Funny SMS - Husband and Wife
Sardar:
Aj ghar jatey hi bivi ka underwear utaron ga.
Dost:
Barey mood me ho?
Sardar
oye chup. yr Bohat tight he suba ghalti se pehan lya tha.
Aj ghar jatey hi bivi ka underwear utaron ga.
Dost:
Barey mood me ho?
Sardar
oye chup. yr Bohat tight he suba ghalti se pehan lya tha.
Mullana Ahmad Ali Lahori say's
مفسرقرآن حضرت مولانااحمدعلی لاھوری(رحمہ اللہ تعالی)
"پورےقرآن کا خلاصہ"تین جملوں میں بیان فرمایاکرتےتھے.
1. اللہ کو اسکی عبادت سےراضی کرو.
2.رسول(صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم)کو انکی اطاعت سےراضی کرو.
3.مخلوق کواسکی خدمت سےراضی کرو.
"پورےقرآن کا خلاصہ"تین جملوں میں بیان فرمایاکرتےتھے.
1. اللہ کو اسکی عبادت سےراضی کرو.
2.رسول(صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم)کو انکی اطاعت سےراضی کرو.
3.مخلوق کواسکی خدمت سےراضی کرو.
Nemat ka shukar zarori ha
1 Nemat milne Ka
Shukr ada krna
Doosri Nemat Milny Ka
Zariya Hy
Shukr ada krna
Doosri Nemat Milny Ka
Zariya Hy
Hr Haal Main ALLAH PAK ka shukr
ada kro ta'k USKI Rehmaten tm pe nazil hoti rhen...
Beautiful Good morning - SMS
*w* *v*
*i * *e*
*s* You *r*
*h* *y*
"Beautiful"
'MORNING'
*i * *e*
*s* You *r*
*h* *y*
"Beautiful"
'MORNING'
Asslam O Alaikom
"subha bakhair"
GOOD MORNING.
Think about it
اســــــــــــــلام
علیـــــــــــــکم
ورحمتہ اللہ وبرکاتہ
علیـــــــــــــکم
ورحمتہ اللہ وبرکاتہ
بندہ جب گناہ کرتا ہے، اللہ تعالی اس وقت بھی اس پر چار احسان فرماتا ہے.
اس کا رزق بندنہیں کرتا
اس کی طاقت سلب نہیں کرتا
اس کے گناہ کو ظاہر نہیں کرتا
اس کو فورا سزا نہیں دیتا
اےانسان! تو پھر بھی ایسے احسان کرنے والے کی نافرمانی کریگا؟
Funny SMS - Rehman Malik
Zubeda apa ka totka dil lubhata hy
Bori ka naya print b nazar ata he
Pepsi 65 ki hui smajh ata he
Mgr koi bataye mjhe,
ye Rehman malik saib(apple) kha kr kela q bata ta hy?
('-') / oye mirza
<) ( tujhe kese pata :-D
Funny SMS - Ro Ro kar Dhoonda Karo Gy aik Roz Mere Khulos Ko Dosto
Ro Ro kar Dhoonda Karo Gy aik Roz Mere Khulos Ko Dosto!
.
Chala jaon ga main 1 din
.
.
ksi khobsurat bachi ka naseeb ban kr'"....!:-
.
Chala jaon ga main 1 din
.
.
ksi khobsurat bachi ka naseeb ban kr'"....!:-
Bet SMS - Boy bets
Boy to girl .... i can make u say I Love You ....
Girl : no wayyy !!
Boy : bet ??
Girl : yes ...
Boy : ok start ... say blue ?
Girl : blue
Boy : say pink ?
Girl : pink...
Boy : say love ?
Girl : love ...
Boy : whats 1+1 ?
Girl : 2
Boy : ur age ?
Girl : 18
Boy : hahaha... i tOld u i cud make u say 18!!
Girl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U
Boy : yes i did :D :D :D !!! ♥♥
Girl : no wayyy !!
Boy : bet ??
Girl : yes ...
Boy : ok start ... say blue ?
Girl : blue
Boy : say pink ?
Girl : pink...
Boy : say love ?
Girl : love ...
Boy : whats 1+1 ?
Girl : 2
Boy : ur age ?
Girl : 18
Boy : hahaha... i tOld u i cud make u say 18!!
Girl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U
Boy : yes i did :D :D :D !!! ♥♥
EiD SMS - EID combinations
Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words:
E:Embrace with open heart
I:Inspire with impressive attitude
D: Distribute pleasure to all
E:Embrace with open heart
I:Inspire with impressive attitude
D: Distribute pleasure to all
"*EID MUBARAK*" to you and your family.
Islamic SMS - Shab-e-Qadr Mubarik
-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
( shub e qadr )
"-.,,_, ...,.....,_,.-"
,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
(* Mubarik *)
"+.,,,,.ho.,,,,.+"
( shub e qadr )
"-.,,_, ...,.....,_,.-"
,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
(* Mubarik *)
"+.,,,,.ho.,,,,.+"
Chand Raat Mubarik - Greeting SMS
,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
( chand )
"-.,,_,RaaT,_,.-"
,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
(* Mubarik *)
"+.,,,,.,,,,.+"
( chand )
"-.,,_,RaaT,_,.-"
,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
(* Mubarik *)
"+.,,,,.,,,,.+"
Funny Karachi SMS - Wapsi ka safar ab mumkin nahi Dosto
Wapsi ka safar ab mumkin nahi,
" DOSTO "
" DOSTO "
Hum Muhabbat mein nikal
chuke hain karachi ki taraf.....
/(',')/
l l>
/ /Oye wapis aja Goli lag jaye ge.
Sab Ko Udaas Kr k RAMZAN Ja Raha Hai
Sab Ko Udaas Kr K
RAMZAN Ja Raha Hai,
RAMZAN Ja Raha Hai,
Sab Per Luta K Apna
FAIZAN Ja Raha Hai,
Aaya Tha Ghar Hamare
Kismat Hamari Ban Ke,
Bheja Tha Jo Khuda Ne
Woh MEHMAAN Ja Raha Hai.
Alvida Alvida
MAH-E-RAMZAN
!%
Eid SMS - Eid Card for You
"Eid card 4u"
{*|'"'""""'""'""|*}
{*| +""+.+""+ |*}
{*|+ EID +|*}
{*| "+. .+" |*}
{*| "+" |*}
{*| MUBARAK |*}
{*|____HO______|*}
29 ya 30 RÄMZÄN Ko Agr apKo Koi Ye Kahe K Main Ne Apko Sab Se PehLe Wish Kia To uSy Bata Dena K Kisi Chahne Wale Ne Boht PehLe Hi Keh Dia Tha
EiD MÜBÄRÄK..!!
{*|'"'""""'""'""|*}
{*| +""+.+""+ |*}
{*|+ EID +|*}
{*| "+. .+" |*}
{*| "+" |*}
{*| MUBARAK |*}
{*|____HO______|*}
29 ya 30 RÄMZÄN Ko Agr apKo Koi Ye Kahe K Main Ne Apko Sab Se PehLe Wish Kia To uSy Bata Dena K Kisi Chahne Wale Ne Boht PehLe Hi Keh Dia Tha
EiD MÜBÄRÄK..!!
SMS - Hamesha Dosti ki Hifazat Karo
Kehte Hain
Hamesha Dosti Ki Hifazat Karo
QK Dost;..,..,
Hamesha Dosti Ki Hifazat Karo
QK Dost;..,..,
Nemat B Hai
Dua B
Rishta B
Bharosa B
Taaqat B
Ehsaas B
Mithaas B
Haqiqat B
Muhabat B
Wafa B
Pasand B
Chahat B
Sahara B
Raaz B
Parda B
Phool B
Khushboo B
Umeed B
Or
Muskaan B
A ''ALLAH'' Meray Dost Ko Lambi Umar,
Achi Sehat Or Bohat Sari Khushiyan Atta Farma
Or
Saray Ghamon Se Mehfooz Farma..
**...AAMEEN...*:-*
Eid Mubarik SMS - Piyari "EID" tum jab Bhi Aana
Ay 'EID' is bar jo Aana..!
Sb k Liye Bus 'KHUSHIYAN' Lana...!
Hr Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana...!
Hr Aangan Mein Phool khilana...!
J0 R0AYE hain
Enhein Hansana...!
J0 Rothy hain Enhein Manana...!
J0 Bichray hain Enhein Milana...!
Piyari "EID" tum jab Bhi Aana...!
Sub k Liye 'KHUSHIYAN' Lana.,,!
AMEEN
A really beautiful sentence with a very wonderful meaning
A really beautiful sentence with a very wonderful meaning ,
"We need everything 'Permanent' in a
'Temporary' life."
MEHBOOB Ap K Kadmon Mein
"MEHBOOB Ap K Kadmon Mein"
Agr Apko apni Girl Friend k Past or Future k bary mein janna hai to apni Girl Friend ka number mukamal Naam or Pate k sath mere number par send karein
"TANHA MALANG DUNYA SE TANG"
"HAQ BABA
SACH BABA"
jhoole laal
Thally roti utty daal
Nmbr bhej feir wekh kamal.
History of Red Rose (Ghulab)
History Of GulaB?
Gulab kaise or kaha paida howa?
Jab
Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.W) ke Dant mubarak se lahoo ke qatre zameen par girne lage To
ALLAH ko gawara na howa
K
Uske Habib ka khoon zameen par gire
To
ALLAH ne OHAD ke medan me foran 1 gulab ka poda ugaa diya
Khoon zameen ki bajaye gulab pe gira
Jis se gulab me Aap (S.A.W.W) ke khoon ki khushbu aa gyi
SUBHAN ALLAH
Har kisi ko Send kro as
Aashiq_e_Rasool
Poetry SMS - Bashar Ki Sar Bulandi Me Bhi Koi Raaz Hota Hai
!!Allama Iqbal!!
!! Bashar Ki Sar Bulandi Me Bhi Koi Raaz Hota Hai !!
!! Jo Sir De De Sar-e-Maidan Wohi Sar Faraz Hota Hai !!
!! Jahan Pe Khtam Hoti Hein Hudood-e , AQL-e-Insani !!
!!Wahan Se
" MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)"
Ki '"SHAN"' Ka Aghaz Hota Hai.
Funny SMS - Aik zaruri elan
Aziz Dosto:
Main aj se Baqaida Elaan krta hon,
Main aj se Baqaida Elaan krta hon,
K Main ne
"Eid Gifts Dosti" k Tohfy
Cash
Cheque
Sweets
Mobile Cards
Prfumes
Waghera Qabool krne ka Aaghaz kr diya hai,To Dair na Krain Rash Se Bchain.
Jldi Krain Wqt Bachaain.
Note:Ye Sahult "Easy Load" ki Shakl mein b Mojud hai';-)
Islamic SMS - Beautiful SMS
"Beautiful
Dua"
Dua"
Ae Allah..!
Mujhy to sirf Teri Khushi Chahiye,
Dard Kaisa B Ho
Bandagi Chahiye,
Duniya Ki
Koi Khwahish
Nahi,
Aakhrat Ki Bs
Zindagi Chahiye,
Sirf Tere Hi Aage
Haath Phelaon
Aesi Mujhe Be_basi
Chahiye,
Tu Ho Jaye Raazi
Sanwar Jaun
Main,
Mere Malik Teri Raza ki
Aagahi Chahiye,
Main Jhukun
aur Bus
Jhuka Hi Rahun,
IBbadat Me Bus
aisi Aajizi Chahiye,,
[Aameen]
Ay Eid tm jab bi ana
Ay 'EID' tum jb B Aana...!
Sb k Liye Bus 'KHUSHIYAN' Lana...!
Hr Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana...!
Hr Aangan Mein Phool khilana...!
J0 R0AYE hain
Enhein Hansana...!
J0 Rothy hain Enhein Manana...!
J0 Bichray hain Enhein Milana...!
Piyari "EID" tum jab Bhi Aana...!
Sub k Liye 'KHUSHIYAN Lana.
(AAMIN). .
Fana na kar apni zindagi ko ae jawan raah-e-junoon mein
"BEST OF
IQBAL"
IQBAL"
Fana na kar apni zindagi ko ae jawan raah-e-junoon mein...!
Tab karega ibadat jab gunnah karny ki taqat na hogi...!
Invitation for Aftaar Party - Funny SMS
INVITATION 4
"AFTAR PARTY"
"AFTAR PARTY"
Dear Friends,
* some text missing *
Thanks:)
. .
Jab Pura SMS Aa Jae To Aa Jana.
Koe Bahana Nahi ChaleGa..;)
ok.
Nafrat ki aag ne kitne gharo ko jala diya hai
Nafrat ki aag ne kitne gharo ko jala diya hai
= =
= =
"Ek bheerr si lagi hai kafan ki dukan par.....!!!
Pray For karachi.
Islamic - SMS, Dua Ka Beghair Roza
Iftar k Waqt Dua na Mangna Aesa hy Jese k Ek Mazd0or ne p0ra Din Kaam Kiya Or apni Ujrat liye Beghair Chala Gaya.
So Plz Pray A lot and remember me as well.
Islamic Message - Qabar ki Pukar
"Qabr ki Pukar"
Ay ibn'e Adam Tuje aj b mene YAD kiya hy
kia Tu ne b mjhe YAD kia?
Sun!
Mere ander ANDHERA h NAMAZ ki roshni lete ana
Mere ander GHABRAHAT he!
Tilawat'e Quran lete ana
Mere andr SANP BICHU hen!
Huzoor ki sun'nat lete ana.
Mere ander AAG hy!
Khof'e khuda ka pani lete ana.
Farishton ko sawalon k jawab mil jayen gay.
Is msg ko apne mobile k sab contacts ko send kro,
kya pta kisi k amal karne se ap ki b bakhshish ho jay
Funny SMS - Har Cheez Meezan mai achi lagti hai
Ye keh kar usne meri Pepsi mai tail daal diya"
Faraz
Faraz
"har chiz meezan mai achi lagti hai"
(-_-)/
<) ) Dekh yar
/ [ 65 ki lee thi.
SMS - Pathan & Hotel Waiter
Pathan: O, hum is kamre me nhi rhe ga hmko pagal smjha hy kya?
Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa...
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Waiter:
anni deya andar ty chal ae teri maa lift a.
Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa...
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Waiter:
anni deya andar ty chal ae teri maa lift a.
Funny SMS - Boyfriend ki zarurat
Jin Larkiyon ko"EID" pe Ghomne Phirne k liye ya Apni Friends ko Jalane k liye Handsome se boy Friend ki zarorat ha to wo is num pe Contact Karen "0345*******"
Thank U
Numbr change kr k ksi masom bachi ki EID khrab mat kr dyna.
Funny SMS - Husband & Wife
Wife husbend sy:
Subha jamil bhai office jaty wqt apni wife ko "KISS" krte hen
apka dil ni krta:-(
HuSBEND:
Dil to karta he par jamil bhai sy dar lagta hai. :P
Ay Mah-e-Ramzan Aahista Chal
Ay Mah-e-Ramzan Aahista Chal
Abhi Khaasa Qarz Chukana Hai.
Kuch Khuwab Hain Jinko Likhna Hai
Aur Tabiron Ko Pana Hai.
Kuch Log Hain Ujrre Dill Wale
Un Sab Mein Pyar Basana Hai.
Aur Khizan Rasida Aangan Mein
Ek Aman Ka Beej Lagana Hai.
Kuch Toba Karni Baqi Hai
Aur Rab Ko Humen Manana Hai.
Ay Mah-e-Ramzan Aahista Chal
Abhi Gunnahon Ka Bojh Ghata Nahi.
Abhi Qabar Ka Azab Talla Nahi
Abhi Jannat Ko Bhi Pana Hai.
Abhi Khaasa Qarz Chukana Hai
Ay Mah-e-Ramzan Aahista Chal
Funny Eid SMS
('.') Changa
'<)|(>' Palla Dost
_/''\_ C Mera
'<)|(>' Palla Dost
_/''\_ C Mera
Mein Gichi
<')|('>Maror
_/'"\_ Diti
EID da gift nai dita c,Tuse v soch lo 7 din pay ny.
Islamic SMS - Hazoor Pak (SAWW) Ki Adatien
HAZRAT MOHAMMAD (SAL ALLAHO ALEH WASALAM.) ki kuch aadaat
1-chalty waqt nigah neechay rakhty
2- Salam me hmesha pehal krty
3- Mehman Nawazi khud krty
4- Nafli ibadat chup kr krty
5- Farz ibadat sub k samny krty
6- Bimar ki mizaj pursi krty
7- jb khary hoey ghusa ata to baith jaty or baithy huay ghusa ata to lait jaty
8- miswaq krty
9- isha se phlay kabi na soty.
10 kbi khul kr na hansty,sirf muskraty
ALLAHA TAALA HMY B AML KE TOFIK ATA FRAMAY. (AMIN)
Islamic SMS - 27 Shab-e-Ramzan Mubarak
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["] ,-""''-, .i.
["],(,,,,,,,,,,),,['"],
"x" "x" "x" "x"
AsalamUAlikum
"27 SHAB Mubarak Ho"
"DUA ME YAD RAKHNA"
["] ,i,
["] ,-""''-, .i.
["],(,,,,,,,,,,),,['"],
"x" "x" "x" "x"
AsalamUAlikum
"27 SHAB Mubarak Ho"
"DUA ME YAD RAKHNA"
Breaking News - Funny SMS
:BREAKING NEWS:
Mr.Hamza Naeem
Har SaaL Ki Tarah
Is SaaL B
"EID-UL-FITAR"
APne Aabai Shhr
Lahore" Me Karain gYe
"EID-UL-FITAR"
Ki "NAMAZ" K Baad
Har Khaas-O-Aam Se EID Milen gYe OR Unko EID-UL-FITAR Ki Mubarak Baad Bhi Dain gYe.
Camera Man
Yusaf Raza GiLani
K Sath
Asif Ali Zardari
GEO News Lahore;-)
Funny SMS - Bacha par Zulam
1 asa waaqia, jisy sun k Insan ki rooh kaanp jati h
Magr zalimon k haath na kaanpy
Karachi m
4 saal ka
Masoom Bacha
jo abhi sahi tarah Bol nh sakta tha
Wo Haath jorta raha
Us ki cheekhon se Aasman larz gaya
Magr us k sagy Baap or Bhai ne
Us ki 1 na suni
Or usy zabardasti
..GANJA
kar diya
GARMI jo thi.
Magr zalimon k haath na kaanpy
Karachi m
4 saal ka
Masoom Bacha
jo abhi sahi tarah Bol nh sakta tha
Wo Haath jorta raha
Us ki cheekhon se Aasman larz gaya
Magr us k sagy Baap or Bhai ne
Us ki 1 na suni
Or usy zabardasti
..GANJA
kar diya
GARMI jo thi.
Funny SMS - Pakistan to Dozakh, Call Rates
1 admi ne Dozakh se America call ki TO Rs.300 Bill bana.
Dosre din UK call ki to Rs.250 Bill bana.
Phr Kuch din baad PAKISTAN call ki
to sirf 3 Rs. Bill bana.
Ab wo admi buht hairan preshan hua,phr us ne
Farishton se waja pochi to jawab mila:
Dosre din UK call ki to Rs.250 Bill bana.
Phr Kuch din baad PAKISTAN call ki
to sirf 3 Rs. Bill bana.
Ab wo admi buht hairan preshan hua,phr us ne
Farishton se waja pochi to jawab mila:
"Dozakh se Dozakh LOCAL call hy" :-
Alvida Mah-e-Ramzan
Kar ly Ujagar phir sy apny dil mein Zoq e Ibadat
Ay Musalman
K Khair o Bar'kat ka Mahena RAMZAN chla jA Raha he....also pray 4 me
Funny SMS - Meera Dispossible
Actress Meera apna result dekh kar
Kya?
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...
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Main fail ho gai
Aur
wo bhi English may?
Dispossible :D
Juma Alvida Mubarak
*Juma Alvida mubarak*
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| _-" <(_I_)I "-_ +
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ÅLLÅH
ÅP PåR HåMèSHå ÅPñi RèHMåTöñ Ki BåRiSH KRè AMEEN.
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| _-" <(_I_)I "-_ +
=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
ÅLLÅH
ÅP PåR HåMèSHå ÅPñi RèHMåTöñ Ki BåRiSH KRè AMEEN.
Itni wafayen ,bhi na krna kbi kisi se
Itni wafayen ,bhi na krna kbi kisi se
FaraZ
"Dil_ki_Gehrai se chaha jaye tu log magror ho jate hain.
Islamic SMS - Juma-tul-Wida Mubarak
Assalam.o. Alaikum
¤Happy last Friday¤
¤of Ramzan¤
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["] ,-""''-, .i.
["],(,,,,,,,,,,),,['"],
"x" "x" "x" "x" "x"
¤Happy last Friday¤
¤of Ramzan¤
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["] ,i,
["] ,-""''-, .i.
["],(,,,,,,,,,,),,['"],
"x" "x" "x" "x" "x"
Jumma.Tul.Wida. Mubarak
Allah ki Raza
Jo Shakhs Apni Qismat Say Khush Hai
Darasal Wahi Insan Khush Qismat Hai
Q K
Woh 'ALLAH' Ki Raza Par Raazi Hai...!
SMS Funny - Mango is yellow
When a MANGO is Yellow It's ready to SUCK.
&
When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for.
NADRA I.D CARD!
Kanjaro...
Mulk dy Halat wakho, mahina wakho, ty apne Jazbat waikho
Funny SMS - Who need boyfriend on Eid?
Jin Larkiyon ko"EID" pe Ghomne Phirne k liye ya Apni Friends ko Jalane k liye Handsome se boy Friend ki zarorat ha to wo is num pe Contact Karen "03454563232"
Thank U
Numbr change kr k ksi masom bachi ki EID khrab mat kr dyna.
SMS - Kanwaron ko Eid Mubarik
Anay wali eid ul fiter mubarak ho.
ALLAH kare ye apki akhri Eid ho.
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Wife k begair!
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Send to all kunwara party:P
ALLAH kare ye apki akhri Eid ho.
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Wife k begair!
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Send to all kunwara party:P
Funny SMS - Jandar Larki
"Mat Poocho Uss K
P¡yar Krne Ka Andaaz Ka¡sa Tha"
P¡yar Krne Ka Andaaz Ka¡sa Tha"
"Uss Ne ¡s Sh¡ddat Se galy Lagaya k
mera Paadd nikal gya:-o
(",") O teri kher
//>
jaandar larki hy yar;-)
Islamic SMS - Maa ki azmat - Hazrat Ali
=Best Msg Of=
The Day
The Day
"Har Wo Din Tumharay Liye EiD Hai,jis Din Tum apni "MAA''
Se muskura k baat karo...!
(Hazrat ALI .)
SMS Islamic - Dua
Jannat maangne ki dua:
Allahumma inni assaluka jannah
Dozakh se duri ki dua:
Allahumma ajjirni minannar'
Jitnay log parhein ge, aap ko utna he sawab milay ga.
Islamic SMS - Gheebat ka Nuqsan
Gheebat krne wala sbse akhir me janat ma jaega (chahy toba b krly)
Wo sbse pehly dozkh me dakhil hoga
Dozkh me uspr kharish ka azab musalat kr dia jaega or uske nakhon taanbay k or nokdar honge js se wo apny chehre or seene ko khurach kr zkhmi krdega
Wo is qadr aaho baka krega k baki dozakhi us se tang ajaenge
Jski ghebt hui wo khud maf krde to ALLAH b maf kr deta ha
islia Agr mene kbi apki gebt ki ho,
ghaliban ki b hogi!!!
to plz mjay maf kr dain...Plz
Wo sbse pehly dozkh me dakhil hoga
Dozkh me uspr kharish ka azab musalat kr dia jaega or uske nakhon taanbay k or nokdar honge js se wo apny chehre or seene ko khurach kr zkhmi krdega
Wo is qadr aaho baka krega k baki dozakhi us se tang ajaenge
Jski ghebt hui wo khud maf krde to ALLAH b maf kr deta ha
islia Agr mene kbi apki gebt ki ho,
ghaliban ki b hogi!!!
to plz mjay maf kr dain...Plz
Funny SMS - Barish ki bondon Ma
Girl:
Barish Ki
Bondon Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,
Barish Ki
Bondon Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,
Sawan K
Mausam Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,
Boy: drama na kr Mujhe Yaad Hai
Teri Chhatri Wapis Deni Hai.
Friendship SMS - A sweet Story
A sweet story
1 larkay ne marne k 3 mint pehle 2 msg kiye
1 girlfrnd Ko
1 dost ko
"me ja raha hun rply fast"
AUR
1st reply girlfrnd Ka aya
"tum kahan ja rahe ho,i m busy baad me milenge"
Ye sunkar use bohat dard hua
2nd msg dost ka aya
"aby kamine akele kahan ja rha ha ruk men b ata hon"
ye parhkar wo larka muskraya or bola aaj phir piyar dosti se har gaya.
so forward to all ur frnds to show that "frndship" is better than LOVE.
I Miss u guys. friends r life !
Logical SMS - An Amusing statment- back on Rikshaw
An Amusing statement written on the back of a rickshaw :-<
" Horn ka istemal kam se kam kren, q k awam so rahi hai....!
SMS- Maa ka liya Dua
*Maa*
*K Liye*
*Dua*
*K Liye*
*Dua*
Ya *RAB* Meri *Maa* Ko LazawaL Rakhna
Main Rahon Na Rahon Meri
*Maa* Ka KhayaL Rakhna
Meri Khushiyan Bhi Ley Ley Meri Sansain Bhi Ley Ley
Magar Meri *Maa* K Gird Sada Khushiyon Ka JaaL Rakhna.
Ameen
Ye Dua Meri Taraf Se Har DOST KI
*Maa*K Liye
(AMEEN)
Funny SMS - Love Story
Girl:Im having heart surgery today
Boy:I know
Girl:I lov u
Boy:I lov u more,much more
After surgery
when the girl woke up,only her father is next to her bed
Girl:Where is he?
Father:u don't know who gave u the heart?
Girl:What?
(She starts crying)
Boy:I know
Girl:I lov u
Boy:I lov u more,much more
After surgery
when the girl woke up,only her father is next to her bed
Girl:Where is he?
Father:u don't know who gave u the heart?
Girl:What?
(She starts crying)
Father: shughal kar raha hun tatti karnay gaya hai.
Pappu ka sawal
Pappu ka sawal:
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ager ek Teacher akela sab subjects nahi parrha sakta to
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Ek student sab subjects kese parrh sakta hy..? ;-
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Point to b noted..:-
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ager ek Teacher akela sab subjects nahi parrha sakta to
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Ek student sab subjects kese parrh sakta hy..? ;-
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Point to b noted..:-
Funny SMS - Dolat-e-Husn
Har shaks par Zakat farz hai.
"Dost"
Tumary pas dolat-e-husn hai tum "Chumiyan" dia karo..!!
Acha abu ma chalti hn phir aaaon gi
Hämari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy
Jäìse Shadi K ßad ßeti ßap K Ghar Aati Hy
(';') Acha aßßu
<)(\main chalti
_// hon phir aaon gi agle haftèy,
Namaz Ki Shan
Namaz Ki Shan
Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se
asman tk
rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai,
Farishty tere chehre ki tarf jamah ho jate hain
Ek farishta pukarta hai k Ay
namazi agr tu dekh ly k tere samny kon hai
or
tu kis se baat kr raha hai to "ALLAH" ki qasam tu qayamt tk salam
na phere.
Please namaz ki pabandi kijiye
SMS - I support Iftar Party
In the current situation of country, I have decided to support only one party and the name of party is
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Iftaar Party ;-)
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Iftaar Party ;-)
Funny Poets Poetry
"FARAZ"
Ye kiya ho gaya hy,
Ye kiya ho gaya hy,
Har "DOST" ab kahan kho gaya hy,
Koi nahi pochta Haal-e-Dil
"MOHSIN"
Lagta hy un ka Zameer so gaya hy,
Pehly to Miss call dy diya kerty thy "GHALIB"
Ab lagta hy Mera number
Un say Delete ho gaya hy,
Is SmS ko parh k Ager a jaye msg "IQBAL"
TO samjh lena k is Nazam ka Un par Asar ho gaya hy,
Aur Ager na Aye to samjh lena
"WASI"
Dost ab Tumhara kisi or ka
Ho gaya hy.
Quran ki suraton ka faida
A very nice sms ...
1=Agr ap kisi doctor k Paas nhi jana chahte to sura_FATIHA men hr Bimari ki shifa hy.
1=Agr ap kisi doctor k Paas nhi jana chahte to sura_FATIHA men hr Bimari ki shifa hy.
2=Agr apki Murad puri nhi hoti to rozana Sura_ YASEEN ki Tilawt kren.
3=Agr Rizq mn Brkt chahye to Rozana Sura_ WAQYA parhen.
4=Agr apko Qabr k Azaab ka dr hy to rozana rat ko Sura_MULK prhen
5=Agr Dunya k hr Jhagre se nijat hasil krni hy to QURAN Pak ki Tilawat ko apni Aadat bnain..
Achi bat phelana sdqa_JaRia hai
Dawat-e-Aftari
Assalaam-o-Alaikum!
Apko Aur Ap k Ghar Walon ko.
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ALLAH Hi Po0chy Ga,
kamal he 21 Rozay guzar gay Abi tak Aftaar Pe Nai bulaya.:-)
Apko Aur Ap k Ghar Walon ko.
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ALLAH Hi Po0chy Ga,
kamal he 21 Rozay guzar gay Abi tak Aftaar Pe Nai bulaya.:-)
A Beautiful Saying
"Never design your character like a garden where every one can walk---
REMEMBER
design ur character like the SKY where every one desire to reach"
Funny, Anser to madam
Madam:
Lecture kesa hona chahiye..??
Lecture kesa hona chahiye..??
Student:
"APKEY SHIRT JESA"
Madam: What..??
Student:
I mean k zruri cheezain cover hojaen aur sb ka intrest b rhy..:
Funny-Semester Change, Syllabus Change
TEACHER:Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r in luv with other..
What do u think of urself?
What do u think of urself?
Student:
SEMESTER change..
SYLLABUS change.. ;)
Short Funny Answer by Boy
1 bacha school bus me driver k Pechay betha khud Se baten kr rha
Tha
Agr meri maa
Hathni or baap hathi hota to me 1 chota hathi hota
Hahahaha
Tha
Agr meri maa
Hathni or baap hathi hota to me 1 chota hathi hota
Hahahaha
Agr maa chirya or baap chira hota to me 1 chira hota
Hahahaha
Agr maa sherni or baap sher hota to me chota sher hota
Hahahaha
Driver ko ghussa aa gya or bola: agr teri maa kamini or baap kanjar hota to tu kya hota?
Bacha: phir me bus driver hota
Hahahahahhaha
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